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Old 03-02-16 | 07:36 PM
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Old 03-02-16 | 07:55 PM
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Hey, at least he's not using the slide in brake shoes.
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Old 03-02-16 | 10:49 PM
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Okay...

Wow hahahahahhh. Whoever owns that tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it didn't even matter.
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Old 03-03-16 | 12:45 AM
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So glad I was able to turn this thread around for the worse. haha
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Old 03-03-16 | 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear
Wow hahahahahhh. Whoever owns that tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it didn't even matter.

tears running down my face Leuky. 10/10 comment.
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Old 03-03-16 | 05:42 AM
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Wow hahahahahhh. Whoever owns that tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it didn't even matter.

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Old 03-03-16 | 09:53 AM
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Okay...


Doesn't look shopped at all....

More MSpainted...
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Old 03-03-16 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear
Wow hahahahahhh. Whoever owns that tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it didn't even matter.
You win. Goddammit.
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Old 03-03-16 | 10:45 PM
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Jenious It is a nice mix of both. Plus you can look down and see the front of your brake which is awesome.
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Old 03-03-16 | 11:34 PM
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Best bike I've ever seen.
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Old 03-04-16 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Regulatori
LOL @ handlebars


And looks like the back tire is flat, unless that is a deck board sticking up making it look as though it it. Might be a case of JA deck.
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Old 03-04-16 | 09:18 AM
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[MENTION=180928]Leukybear[/MENTION] that comment is gold!
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Old 03-04-16 | 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear
Wow hahahahahhh. Whoever owns that tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it didn't even matter.
Proof this forum need to add a "like" button.

Bravo, sir!
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Old 03-05-16 | 10:42 AM
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ooooooooooof


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Old 03-05-16 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by hairnet
ooooooooooof


I could not get past the fork angle.
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Old 03-05-16 | 10:55 AM
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Wonder what the rake and trail are? 150+ trail?
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Old 03-05-16 | 11:21 AM
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And I guess it's needed because you have to ride no-hands-steering all the time or use that ******** short handlebar.

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Old 03-05-16 | 11:35 AM
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Really hoping that's a joke.


Still trying to figure this out.
Google translate:
"Road full fairing Museum Collectors crazy winter training Bochum"
Rennrad Vollverkleidung Museum Sammler völlig verrückt Winter Training Bochum | eBay

-Is the full fairing supposed to keep the cold air off you while "winter training?"
-Wouldn't the lower box section just act as a huge snow plow while winter training?
-Is the upper section cardboard that will just fall apart when wet?
-Is that "aero" on the fork blades? What about that huge flat box surface? lol

So many questions....

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Old 03-05-16 | 11:58 AM
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Whats even more JA about this is that the STI's arent even hooked up

But.. wtf man, just wtf?

Originally Posted by Regulatori
Really hoping that's a joke.


Still trying to figure this out.
Google translate:
"Road full fairing Museum Collectors crazy winter training Bochum"
Rennrad Vollverkleidung Museum Sammler völlig verrückt Winter Training Bochum | eBay

-Is the full fairing supposed to keep the cold air off you while "winter training?"
-Wouldn't the lower box section just act as a huge snow plow while winter training?
-Is the upper section cardboard that will just fall apart when wet?
-Is that "aero" on the fork blades? What about that huge flat box surface? lol

So many questions....

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Old 03-05-16 | 12:10 PM
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Can't the box just be closed off under the down tube? Why have a fender when you can just totally block that off. I have questions, and I don't know if I want the answers.

Wait, how in the hell do you shift********** And are those bullhorns????

My soul just died a little inside.
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Old 03-05-16 | 05:00 PM
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Also.. whats with the fork? Did they graft on extensions or something?
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Old 03-05-16 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Unkle Rico
Also.. whats with the fork? Did they graft on extensions or something?
Helps with the aerodynamics.

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Old 03-05-16 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TenSpeedV2
Helps with the aerodynamics.

Take a closer look. That's sketchy as ****.
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Old 03-05-16 | 08:00 PM
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Take a closer look. That's sketchy as ****.
Dude, I am totally kidding.
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Old 03-05-16 | 08:07 PM
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I haven't gone through the whole thread...but is this bike in the top 10 JA of all time?
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