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#4552
Clark W. Griswold




Joined: Mar 2014
Posts: 18,323
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From: ,location, location
Bikes: Foundry Chilkoot Ti W/Ultegra Di2, Salsa Timberjack Ti, Cinelli Mash Work RandoCross Fun Time Machine, 1x9 XT Parts Hybrid, Co-Motion Cascadia, Specialized Langster, Phil Wood Apple VeloXS Frame (w/DA 7400), R+M Supercharger2 Rohloff, Habanero Ti 26
Dynamos are great and I highly recommend using them but if you do use one you really don't need 5 back up lights.
#4553
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2018
Posts: 224
Likes: 40
From: Chicago
Bikes: Disc Brake Wabi Special, GT Pulse, Fuji Track Beater
I happened upon this article just now. Sorry if its been posted before, but if you like to cringe, its worth the read. Especially the "anatomy of a fixie" section
https://bikesreviewed.com/fixed-gear...ltimate-guide/

https://bikesreviewed.com/fixed-gear...ltimate-guide/
#4556
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2018
Posts: 224
Likes: 40
From: Chicago
Bikes: Disc Brake Wabi Special, GT Pulse, Fuji Track Beater
Just happened upon This article.
Here's a taste:

Honestly not a bad looking bike for what it is, but the fact that they called a 3 speed belt drive commuter hybrid e-bike "the fixed" kind of furrows the brow.
Here's a taste:

Honestly not a bad looking bike for what it is, but the fact that they called a 3 speed belt drive commuter hybrid e-bike "the fixed" kind of furrows the brow.
#4558
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2018
Posts: 224
Likes: 40
From: Chicago
Bikes: Disc Brake Wabi Special, GT Pulse, Fuji Track Beater
Sifting through the archives at fixedgeargallery and I unearthed this gem from 2008. I wonder how this dude would feel if he saw this 11 years out

Also the "DEALER" from 2011. He was selling it because "the season is over".

(I was really bored today)


Also the "DEALER" from 2011. He was selling it because "the season is over".

(I was really bored today)
#4559
- Soli Deo Gloria -
Joined: Aug 2015
Posts: 14,779
Likes: 743
From: Northwest Georgia
Bikes: 2018 Rodriguez Custom Fixed Gear, 2017 Niner RLT 9 RDO, 2015 Bianchi Pista, 2002 Fuji Robaix
#4560
I really don't understand why people build things like this.
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I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC
I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC
#4561
aire díthrub
Joined: Sep 2017
Posts: 553
Likes: 55
From: chatham-savannah
Bikes: Raleigh Competition, Pashley Roadster Sovereign, Mercian Vincitore Speciale
#4565
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2018
Posts: 224
Likes: 40
From: Chicago
Bikes: Disc Brake Wabi Special, GT Pulse, Fuji Track Beater
#4566
I don't know...The riveted cranks and department store bike Shimano group make it pretty jackass to me.
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I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC
I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC
#4567
- Soli Deo Gloria -
Joined: Aug 2015
Posts: 14,779
Likes: 743
From: Northwest Georgia
Bikes: 2018 Rodriguez Custom Fixed Gear, 2017 Niner RLT 9 RDO, 2015 Bianchi Pista, 2002 Fuji Robaix
Are you kidding? This thing is great. I'd ride it right down the middle of Peachtree Street on a Sunday afternoon pumping Ludacris jams.
"Brunei Crazy Ride" - I did work at the offices for the Brunei ambassador to the UN and met the Ambassador himself. Brunei is a rich nation and the offices were a pretty swanky joint.
Change the i to L and it reads "Brunel Crazy Ride" Wonder what Lucas would think.
"Brunei Crazy Ride" - I did work at the offices for the Brunei ambassador to the UN and met the Ambassador himself. Brunei is a rich nation and the offices were a pretty swanky joint.
Change the i to L and it reads "Brunel Crazy Ride" Wonder what Lucas would think.
#4568
Not actually Tmonk




Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 17,314
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From: San Diego, CA
Bikes: road, track, mtb
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"Your beauty is an aeroplane;
so high, my heart cannot bear the strain." -A.C. Jobim, Triste
"Your beauty is an aeroplane;
so high, my heart cannot bear the strain." -A.C. Jobim, Triste
#4569
Member
Joined: Jun 2019
Posts: 25
Likes: 1
From: Maine
Bikes: Gitane Tour De France, parts bin fixie(Death Machine), Diamonback MTB
While in many ways I am glad the internet and social media didn't exist when I was a kid, a lot of the stuff we built out of our parts bikes would qualify for this thread. Shame I never took any pics. Back in the day, it cost money to get that film developed!
#4570
Junior Member
Joined: Aug 2019
Posts: 14
Likes: 4
clearly the real issue is that he's riding a B17, which was designed for a more upright position. All he needs is to swap out for a swift or a swallow and then he's good to go.
edit: because I'm new to the forum, it won't let me post pics. the bike in question is on page 6... you'll know it when you see it
edit: because I'm new to the forum, it won't let me post pics. the bike in question is on page 6... you'll know it when you see it
Last edited by RideLugged; 09-14-19 at 02:05 AM.
#4571
Steel is real
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 772
Likes: 18
From: Australia
Bikes: Custom - Record Vortex 8 spd Nexus & Mistral Le Mans 3 spd Shimano. Giant Kronos. Raliegh Single Speed
#4574
Catastrophe Merchant
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 256
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From: Tideland
Bikes: Keirin and a Steamroller
#4575
Yes
I'm gonna start commuting on the CCM again. I usually lock the frame and the wheels but this was a quick stop.
Last edited by grant40; 02-14-22 at 11:33 AM.









