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06-10-13 | 04:53 PM
#1601
Senior Member
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 2,280
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From: Modesto, Ca
Bikes: klein quantum, litespeed tuscany, bianchi pista concept, centurion comp ta, centurion super le mans, traitor ringleader
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The chocolate ghost.
06-10-13 | 08:02 PM
#1605
THE STUFFED
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 12,671
Likes: 21
From: San Francisco, CA
Bikes: R. Sachs Simplicity; EAI Bareknuckle; Madone Gen 8
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SWEET! a towel for only 75 PHUQKING DOLLARS !!!11!!! and its cycling specific because outlier zomg
SWEET! a towel for only 75 PHUQKING DOLLARS !!!11!!! and its cycling specific because outlier zomg
06-11-13 | 06:22 AM
#1606
Ride more
Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 249
Likes: 0
From: MD
Bikes: 2013 State Midas, 1988 Raliegh Technium
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SWEET! a towel for only 75 PHUQKING DOLLARS !!!11!!! and its cycling specific because outlier zomg
SWEET! a towel for only 75 PHUQKING DOLLARS !!!11!!! and its cycling specific because outlier zomg
06-11-13 | 08:40 AM
#1608
might be Phil Schwartz
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 350
Likes: 0
From: 5280
Bikes: thats none of your information BF
I have seen some jaw dropping jackassery in denver lately, really wish I could have snapped some pics.
Saw mid 40s guy in boot cut jeans riding a complete Giant Omnium brakeless (obvi) with $10 flat pedals (no retention) and risers the width of his palm. To top it off he locked it up to a railing right underneath a giant "Do Not Lock Bikes Against Railing" sign.
But hey, he is in on this hot new "fixie" fad!
Saw mid 40s guy in boot cut jeans riding a complete Giant Omnium brakeless (obvi) with $10 flat pedals (no retention) and risers the width of his palm. To top it off he locked it up to a railing right underneath a giant "Do Not Lock Bikes Against Railing" sign.
But hey, he is in on this hot new "fixie" fad!
06-11-13 | 10:33 AM
#1609
Senior Member
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 1,044
Likes: 0
From: St. Petersburg, FL
Bikes: Schwinn, Bottecchia, Miyata, projects
I have seen some jaw dropping jackassery in denver lately, really wish I could have snapped some pics.
Saw mid 40s guy in boot cut jeans riding a complete Giant Omnium brakeless (obvi) with $10 flat pedals (no retention) and risers the width of his palm. To top it off he locked it up to a railing right underneath a giant "Do Not Lock Bikes Against Railing" sign.
But hey, he is in on this hot new "fixie" fad!
Saw mid 40s guy in boot cut jeans riding a complete Giant Omnium brakeless (obvi) with $10 flat pedals (no retention) and risers the width of his palm. To top it off he locked it up to a railing right underneath a giant "Do Not Lock Bikes Against Railing" sign.
But hey, he is in on this hot new "fixie" fad!
BOOT CUT JEANS OMFG SO AWFUL JK LOL FASHION SNOB.
But that bike does sound jack.
06-12-13 | 10:43 AM
#1610
might be Phil Schwartz
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 350
Likes: 0
From: 5280
Bikes: thats none of your information BF
06-12-13 | 09:30 PM
#1612
Brown Jersey Winner
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 8,797
Likes: 13
From: The Bad Woods.
jackassess of facebook as told by tumblr (trifecta of jackassery) [not bike related, but so many incredibly stupid people]
06-12-13 | 10:06 PM
#1613
Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 8,088
Likes: 5
From: Phoenix, AZ
jackassess of facebook as told by tumblr (trifecta of jackassery) [not bike related, but so many incredibly stupid people]
The amount of stupid people in the world hurts my brain sometimes.
Last edited by Leukybear; 06-13-13 at 12:22 AM.
06-13-13 | 01:43 AM
#1614
Member
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 37
Likes: 1
From: Estonia
Didn't have time to examine closer, but it looks like a long time ago it was a good racing machine - dual pivot brakes, aero levers, nice stem; probably early-to-mid 90s... Not your average bike boom 10-speed. Cassette and shifters still in place, but derailerectomy has been performed. When I see a good bike abused like this I really wish I could set it free, restore it to it's former glory and give it to someone who can appreciate it. And live a cheap MTB/city bike for it's former user.
06-13-13 | 05:19 PM
#1615
I just wanna ride
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 1,155
Likes: 1
From: Chico Califo
Bikes: 2013 BMC Impec
Didn't have time to examine closer, but it looks like a long time ago it was a good racing machine - dual pivot brakes, aero levers, nice stem; probably early-to-mid 90s... Not your average bike boom 10-speed. Cassette and shifters still in place, but derailerectomy has been performed. When I see a good bike abused like this I really wish I could set it free, restore it to it's former glory and give it to someone who can appreciate it. And live a cheap MTB/city bike for it's former user.
Although that seat is hard to believe. And the stupid angles on the lights, and the lack or bar tape, and the shifter levers still being there, and it looks like the brake levers are at weird angles too. Alright the bike is pretty jack, just your rant was stupid
06-14-13 | 09:01 PM
#1618
Fixie Infamous
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 10,480
Likes: 28
Damn dog, where the **** can you get insurance for 600 a year?
Try 400 a month.
My 67 year old gma with no tickets or accidents in the last 20 years can't even get insurance for under 1000 dollars a year.
Das why I own three bikes.
Try 400 a month.
My 67 year old gma with no tickets or accidents in the last 20 years can't even get insurance for under 1000 dollars a year.
Das why I own three bikes.
06-15-13 | 10:35 AM
#1625
Banned
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 2,078
Likes: 6
For reals? Other than Sixty Fiver I don't think there are many people around here that appreciate 28lb loose ball bearing bikes. There are thousands of these bikes sitting in sheds and garages rusting. I'd rather see a bike have it's gears removed and ridden then sit in a shed.
Although that seat is hard to believe. And the stupid angles on the lights, and the lack or bar tape, and the shifter levers still being there, and it looks like the brake levers are at weird angles too. Alright the bike is pretty jack, just your rant was stupid
Although that seat is hard to believe. And the stupid angles on the lights, and the lack or bar tape, and the shifter levers still being there, and it looks like the brake levers are at weird angles too. Alright the bike is pretty jack, just your rant was stupid