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50voltphantom 02-25-15 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by prooftheory (Post 17584425)

I feel there is a pun in here somewhere. I can't figure it out.

SquidPuppet 02-25-15 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by seau grateau (Post 17584718)
Nazi bike very jackass.

It would make for a good training exercise for Jewish snipers.

AristoNYC 02-25-15 03:55 PM

Maybe he is a fan of Hindu or Buddhist symbols.

like this guy:
http://dissociatedpress.com/wp-conte...irt-photo2.jpg

T13 02-25-15 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by seau grateau (Post 17584718)
Nazi bike very jackass.


How can you tell it's a "nazi bike"? Just looks like a swastika bike to me.

TejanoTrackie 02-25-15 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by T13 (Post 17585018)
How can you tell it's a "nazi bike"? Just looks like a swastika bike to me.

It all depends on which side of the bike you are standing.

seau grateau 02-25-15 04:09 PM

You guys are right, Germans could engineer something way better than that.

Unkle Rico 02-25-15 04:17 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ick_figure.jpg


Originally Posted by seau grateau (Post 17585035)
You guys are right, Germans could engineer something way better than that.


cDiff Notorious 02-25-15 04:59 PM

It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

t x 02-25-15 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by 50voltphantom (Post 17584768)
I feel there is a pun in here somewhere. I can't figure it out.

Tried flat resistant tires? Gone tubeless and just ended up with a bunch of goo? Introducing the Final Solution to punctures by Nazi Cycling. Our fine German engineering has produced the strongest, most puncture resistant and whitest tire and wheelset combo available. Order yours today!

This message was brought to you by Nazi Cycling: "Master the Race!"

hairnet 02-25-15 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by SquidPuppet (Post 17584873)
It would make for a good training exercise for Jewish snipers.

Where do I sign up?

Night_shift 02-25-15 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious (Post 17585171)
It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

:roflmao:

Scrodzilla 02-25-15 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious (Post 17585171)
It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

https://thefurqaan.files.wordpress.c.../pure_gold.jpg

JeremyLC 02-25-15 07:37 PM

http://www.supremecycle.net/362-469-...atom-d-360.jpg

And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

Unkle Rico 02-25-15 07:59 PM

Good lord

murrellington 02-26-15 12:53 AM


Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious (Post 17585171)
It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

Thanks for that laugh.

T13 02-26-15 06:50 AM


Originally Posted by JeremyLC (Post 17585544)

Goddamn. What a busy looking bike. It's like a Puerto Rican guy's Honda Civic, after a trip to the auto parts store and dropping $100 on stuff to stick on the car, none of which make it go faster or run better, totally ignoring the broken exhaust/muffler hanging on with a clothes hanger....

bicyclelove 02-26-15 06:59 AM


Originally Posted by t x (Post 17585227)
tried flat resistant tires? Gone tubeless and just ended up with a bunch of goo? Introducing the final solution to punctures by nazi cycling. Our fine german engineering has produced the strongest, most puncture resistant and whitest tire and wheelset combo available. Order yours today!

This message was brought to you by nazi cycling: "master the race!"

lmfao :)

SquidPuppet 02-26-15 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by JeremyLC (Post 17585544)

Theme? What theme?

JeremyLC 02-26-15 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by JeremyLC (Post 17585544)


I found the manufacturer's page for that one (That price is about $114): Buy Hercules MTB ATOM D360 boys bicycle online in India ? Hercules Bicycles

Night_shift 02-28-15 10:59 PM

1 Attachment(s)
More Pacific NW madness:

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=436702
Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

Night_shift 02-28-15 11:02 PM

1 Attachment(s)
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=436703
Custom Schwinn Lowrider Bike Frame
"It has a cruiser front with a bmx rear custom welded together. It is very low, and long (chopper style) but I would suggest continuing pimping this thing out."

hairnet 02-28-15 11:28 PM

http://i.imgur.com/jipNIdv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/29jPl3S.jpg

TenSpeedV2 02-28-15 11:54 PM


Originally Posted by Night_shift (Post 17593352)
More Pacific NW madness:

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=436702
Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

On a black or white bike, those wheels might not look that bad. I don't hate them, I don't love them by any means, but I don't hate them. Would try them out on a white bike.

veganbikes 03-01-15 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by Night_shift (Post 17593352)
More Pacific NW madness:

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=436702
Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

Ska bike, son! Put some Specials stickers on there and be set for life! Why be the Man with No Name working for the Rat Race when you could be a Three Minute Hero riding through the Concrete Jungle on this bad boy. (for clarification Three Minute Hero is a Selecter song)

T13 03-01-15 11:23 AM

"Two Tone was the WORST incarnation of "ska".



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