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Jesus Christ what is even happening on that cockpit?
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Originally Posted by seau grateau
(Post 17569616)
Jesus Christ what is even happening on that cockpit?
how can each one get worse? |
Originally Posted by seau grateau
(Post 17569616)
Jesus Christ what is even happening on that cockpit?
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The Machete Pro is even better:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1100_.jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1100_.jpg http://www.amazon.com/Spokes-Gears-B...448812&sr=1-30 Nothing says "pro" like internal cable routing, no bottle cage mounts and a kickstand! |
Does anyone know what they are actually asking for these bikes? They are amazing.
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Click the links in my posts.
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
(Post 17570512)
Click the links in my posts.
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Originally Posted by prooftheory
(Post 17570473)
Does anyone know what they are actually asking for these bikes? They are amazing.
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"It's hard for me to express just how much I adore the fine craftsmanship and high quality components that went together into making this bike. I call her Machete, because that's what it says on the top tube and again on the seat tube where there is also a *****en picture of an actual machete-knife thingy. "
Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
(Post 17570538)
Read the Amazon reviews. They are hilarious.
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Originally Posted by Unkle Rico
(Post 17570552)
"It's hard for me to express just how much I adore the fine craftsmanship and high quality components that went together into making this bike. I call her Machete, because that's what it says on the top tube and again on the seat tube where there is also a *****en picture of an actual machete-knife thingy. "
I don't have any complaints, but if I did have one it might be that the head tube seems to be separating from the down tube above the front fork, and kind of wiggles a bit. I'm not sure if that's bad or not, but so far there have been no problems beyond a few cracked spokes and a broken seat clamp and a snapped pedal. 5/5 |
Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
(Post 17570458)
Nothing says "pro" like internal cable routing, no bottle cage mounts and a kickstand!
oh and also the entire concept of that pile of nonsense. |
I'd be inclined to call those "elbow shifters". And, aside from the absurd price, I love the prologue.
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Originally Posted by MattoftheRocks
(Post 17570893)
I'd be inclined to call those "elbow shifters".
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I absolutely love the clamps on the brake levers, and the shifters in the tops of the drops. I need them for my next bike.
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Does the guy that puts these together for the pictures not know brake hoods are meant to be in a certain region of the drops for a reason?
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Originally Posted by Night_shift
(Post 17572426)
Does the guy that puts these together for the pictures not know brake hoods are meant to be in a certain region of the drops for a reason?
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pretty sure they just mailed a box of parts and a pair of pliers to a photographer who has no experience with building bikes with a message saying "go"
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Originally Posted by Unkle Rico
(Post 17568562)
Oh. My. ****ing. God. ****. ****. *****. |
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there used to be a "sweet edit" of some asian guy riding those nipple bars through nyc
i think that bike is hilarious |
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Nazi bike very jackass.
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