This story would be more fun if you were assaulted by a female.

I wuld have preferred that too... more likely to happen at the bar

I was assaulted by a female prostitute while working in a retail store when I was in college.

also:

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youre a precipitate

Yesterday I sent my postcard in to enter the Almanzo 100. So my May will look like this:

May 10th Maises Pride 101 miles
May 17th Almanzo 100 miles
May 31st Dirty Kanza 200 miles
im dumb.

youre doing the Dirty Kanza!

gnar.

also thats only dumb if you don't have alot of miles in your legs and aren't used to riding alot.

Pretty sure I saw a Jandro doppelganger at 4:20 mark.

I'm thinking of doing Seattle to Portland this year but have no friends who would want to ride with me so not sure if it will be fun by my lonesome.

I've never ridden with anyone but myself, I have a great time.

also most people don't know this but you can hide your weed in there

today i put some 700x28 ruffy tuffy's on the caad.

I want to do Portland to San Francisco this summer, maybe I could start in Seattle first and do that leg too.

Roommate was talking about doing that too since he has some stuff in storage down there so he could rent a truck to get back. Sounds like a pretty epic ride if you take the 1 all the way down.

If you end up doing STP hit me up, I'll be doing it fixed most likely since I don't own any other bikes.

New job rules. Training is in NYC instead of Seattle as was originally talked about.

I'LL TAKE IT.

Today I put in 26 miles.

Today I picked up my dynamo wheel from my LBS and mounted it on my Windsor. Works great, don't know why i didn't get one of these years ago.

Tonight I am preparing the box to send Amazon their **** back, they always send me the wrong items, never dealing with them ever again.

Today I put in 28 miles. It can snow as much as it wants now.

Today I ain't doing ****.

Today I did my first crit, didn't come in last place, and learned a lot.

me too.

today i was supposed to join a gym and work out but decided to just enjoy the elusive day off and do absolutely nothing

Alright I mopped up some stuff here.
I think we'll be better off keeping such a subject in the confines of the politics & religion subforum.

That sounds pretty cool. I'm not much of a museum guy, but would have definitely partook in this.

Today I have a day off having worked 18 days straight. Just gonna hang out and do some food shopping. 20 degrees right now means no riding today for me. Tired of winter.

Today I tripped on my headset wires and broke the front jack on my PC tower.... yeaaaahhhhhh

Had a weekend of excellent thrifting. $10 got me the original Wind Waker, and some albums I was looking for (beastie boys, yo la tengo, and nas).

Also got a wool dressing gown (robe) that retails for ~$500 at the awesome price of $16. It's comfy.

Today I shoveled snow and did nothing.