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ovoleg 03-03-08 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by magicant (Post 6270262)
We rode by her house on a past Santa Barbara ride and she was outside, but Ovo couldn't get her attention.

i wouldnt want to(no racist)

merider1 03-03-08 10:04 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6274607)
i wouldnt want to(no racist)

Oh, knock it off, you silly. :rolleyes: If Oprah smushed your face all into those massive hot tattas she has, you'd be stuttering and blubbering like a baby begging for milk and we all know it! :D

zonatandem 03-03-08 10:08 PM

Oh, roll over and go back to sleep sonny!

iamtim 03-03-08 10:10 PM

I'm impressed; Ovo's gotten nearly three pages of replies off of, "you are all noobs that is all."

:)

ovoleg 03-03-08 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6274746)
Oh, knock it off, you silly. :rolleyes: If Oprah smushed your face all into those massive hot tattas she has, you'd be stuttering and blubbering like a baby begging for milk and we all know it! :D

i like girls that weigh less than me sry

ovoleg 03-03-08 10:19 PM


Originally Posted by zonatandem (Post 6274777)
Oh, roll over and go back to sleep sonny!

r u mad?

merider1 03-03-08 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6274829)
i like girls that weigh less than me sry

Nice try...you know you're sucking your thumb right now. :D

:p

merider1 03-03-08 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6274832)
r u mad?

no, he was laughing at me. And stop channeling dddave. :rolleyes: It doesn't work for you. :p

merider1 03-03-08 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by iamtim (Post 6274785)
I'm impressed; Ovo's gotten nearly three pages of replies off of, "you are all noobs that is all."

:)

Ovo is special and he knows I sincerely like him. ;) He's just having fun. But seriously, I'm going to get up all personal with him if he doesn't agree to the short shopping soon. He is making a thief out of me since I collected money for those shorts. :mad:

ovoleg 03-03-08 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6274837)
Nice try...you know you're sucking your thumb right now. :D

:p

i met this hot bartender girl last weekend but i couldnt get her number

she was a solid 9.5

id do her until i couldnt see straight

opraha is a solid 1.00004. Maybe if I was blind, deaf and stupid id even consider holding her hand

oprah is overrated and stupid, the only ppl who lsiten to her are drones of mindless women who cant think for themselves...in otherwords, easy prey

ovoleg 03-03-08 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6274842)
no, he was laughing at me. And stop channeling dddave. :rolleyes: It doesn't work for you. :p

I'm alpha, theres only one of me...

this dddddavvee is a wannabe beta at best

merider1 03-03-08 10:31 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6274862)
i met this hot bartender girl last weekend but i couldnt get her number

she was a solid 9.5

id do her until i couldnt see straight

Ummm....wow...the young man is...um...growing. :p

Good. If/when you get that opportunity, you do that.

In the meantime, I'll break it to Oprah, who is worth millions (likely billions) and men who know their way around the "man in the boat," that you, sir, are off the market.

:D

VanceMac 03-03-08 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6274912)
and men who know their way around the "man in the boat,"

That's how they tricked me into joining the navy...

merider1 03-03-08 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6274868)
I'm alpha, theres only one of me...

this dddddavvee is a wannabe beta at best

Oh, dddave is going to kick your...never mind. He's not.

Keep trying to get in on the Enzo Gucci crowd. I like that young man, too. He's a lot of bravado...but with a twinkle in his eyes. He'd be good for you. ;)

ovoleg 03-03-08 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6274923)
Oh, dddave is going to kick your...never mind. He's not.

Keep trying to get in on the Enzo Gucci crowd. I like that young man, too. He's a lot of bravado...but with a twinkle in his eyes. He'd be good for you. ;)

hes got nice legs (no ****)

Vance we knew you were in the Navy, you didnt have to tell us, you have that sailor look...you know what i'm talking about(no ****)

ovoleg 03-03-08 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6274912)
Ummm....wow...the young man is...um...growing. :p

Good. If/when you get that opportunity, you do that.

In the meantime, I'll break it to Oprah, who is worth millions (likely billions) and men who know their way around the "man in the boat," that you, sir, are off the market.

:D

i aint into millions

thats for shallow dudes and non-alphas

merider1 03-03-08 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6274932)
hes got nice legs (no ****)

Vance we knew you were in the Navy, you didnt have to tell us, you have that sailor look...you know what i'm talking about(no ****)

:rolleyes: You are too funny.:p

Okay, damnit, choose a date for the short shopping, or I'll find you....I'll find you...I'll...find........................................................................you.:mad:

merider1 03-03-08 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6274945)
i aint into millions

thats for shallow dudes and non-alphas

You forgot the "man in a boat"

Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?" :D

ovoleg 03-03-08 10:50 PM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6274965)
You forgot the "man in a boat"

Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?" :D

i prefer to meet women instead

iamtim 03-03-08 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg

Originally Posted by merider1
Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?"

i prefer to meet women instead

:roflmao:

Pwned.

ovoleg 03-03-08 10:58 PM


Originally Posted by iamtim (Post 6275057)
:roflmao:

Pwned.

Fine, i prefer women under 22 :P

iamtim 03-03-08 11:00 PM

Yer funny, Ovo. How's the fixie doing? Still rolling well?

urbanknight 03-03-08 11:01 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6275063)
Fine, i prefer women under 22 :P

Someone needs to take an anatomy class.

Oh, and under 22 but over 18, right?


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