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ovoleg 03-01-08 08:54 PM

you are all noobs
 
that is all

DScott 03-01-08 10:20 PM

Yes. Here's your sucker.

http://qdexpress.com/oscommerce/imag...ker_cookie.gif

Rollfast 03-01-08 10:25 PM

Someone was misguided.

We are PROFESSIONAL NOOBS. We have SENIORITY!

merider1 03-01-08 10:26 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6261941)
that is all

Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.

1955 03-02-08 12:03 AM

I liked it when he was gone. That's all.

urbanknight 03-02-08 12:04 AM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6262336)
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.

ME wants inside Ovo's shorts!

Indolent58 03-02-08 12:21 AM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6262336)
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.

No need to shop. Just get these:

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/images/printlines.jpg

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/wildprintspandex.htm

ovoleg 03-02-08 12:43 AM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6262336)
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.

i want to buy a red thong

ovoleg 03-02-08 12:43 AM


Originally Posted by urbanknight (Post 6262708)
ME wants inside Ovo's shorts!

as do alot of women...I have to beat them off with a stick

urbanknight 03-02-08 01:11 AM

I feel your pain. No I don't. Either way, come ride with me tomorrow. I only have enough time for about 8 miles before church :D

WhiteCarbonDude 03-02-08 01:16 AM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6261941)
that is all

I didn't see you at the Baker to Death Valley Road Race today.

n00b!

ovoleg 03-02-08 01:20 AM


Originally Posted by WhiteCarbonDude (Post 6262889)
I didn't see you at the Baker to Death Valley Road Race today.

n00b!

i dont need to prove myself....

merider1 03-02-08 08:14 AM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6262820)
as do alot of women...I have to beat them off with a stick

Yeah, well, there will be no beating off of any kind and no sticks. :rolleyes: I know where to find you...on an 8 mile stretch of Reseda.

alicestrong 03-02-08 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by merider1 (Post 6262336)
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.



That's still not enough for some assos...(or is it? happytime would know)

Guess he'll have to wear the see through ones from performance.

ovo I think that's their plan for you watch it

Indolent58 03-02-08 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6262896)
i dont need to prove myself....

incorrect. you do. more than any of us.

Nachoman 03-02-08 08:56 PM

Somebody needs attention.
That is all.

'nother 03-02-08 08:58 PM

Oh, thanks! For a minute there, I was beginning to wonder if I was a Fred. Turns out I'm just a noob (-lik, -kin, -zoid, etc.). Thanks for clearing that up!

Sir-Lanceimnot 03-02-08 09:43 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6261941)
that is all

I got your noob hanging! :D

ovoleg 03-02-08 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by alicestrong (Post 6263936)
That's still not enough for some assos...(or is it? happytime would know)

Guess he'll have to wear the see through ones from performance.

ovo I think that's their plan for you watch it

assos is for poseurs

I go bare to save weight

ovoleg 03-02-08 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by Indolent58 (Post 6264067)
incorrect. you do. more than any of us.

i would be glad to prove myself to you guys but after the start i wouldnt see you all anymore because you'll be too busy drinking coffee instead of riding like real men

Nachoman 03-03-08 12:19 AM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6268212)
i would be glad to prove myself to you guys but after the start i wouldnt see you all anymore because you'll be too busy drinking coffee instead of riding like real men

More like carmel macchiatos.

Rollfast 03-03-08 09:51 AM


Originally Posted by Nachoman (Post 6268425)
More like carmel macchiatos.

More like Diet Shasta Root Beer...Tempest is getting painted!

When I'm done partying I get 5 cents a can back.

Rollfast 03-03-08 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by DScott (Post 6262306)

Looks more like a weird DQ Dilly Bar.

Rollfast 03-03-08 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 6261941)
that is all

Where did you garner the postulatory datum requisite to formulating your hypothetical trial balloon thingie?

It wasn't Oprah's Book Club again?

I'll tell you only once...Oprah is a 50something hottie, but you'll never get a car or house from her.

magicant 03-03-08 11:02 AM


Originally Posted by Rollfast (Post 6269842)
Where did you garner the postulatory datum requisite to formulating your hypothetical trial balloon thingie?

It wasn't Oprah's Book Club again?

I'll tell you only once...Oprah is a 50something hottie, but you'll never get a car or house from her.

We rode by her house on a past Santa Barbara ride and she was outside, but Ovo couldn't get her attention.


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