Oh Historian!

I was going to say, now you have stirred up a hornets nest but I think at is obvious by now.





I guess we will get the real truth once we know for sure who shot Kennedy and if the U.S. really did land on the moon,

Actually Mythbusters pretty much proved that the moon landing video could not have been faked so we can cross that one of the list.


So conspiracy theories yet to prove:

1. Obama's actual birth place
2. Kennedy assignation
3. Ryan's ride from LA to DC
   
   
   

Well, he was riding in the South. There's a reason so many Clydesdales live south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Thursday 01/08/2009 6:30 PM

Ryan Bowen has asked me to get The Word Out.
He would like to have more riders join him on his ride to DC.

He is very tired. 5 hours sleep last night
Rode 92 miles today.
Spending the night near Savanna Georgia.

He like phone calls.
He has an ear piece, He can talk while riding.

Beginning Friday he believes a Crew from ABC TV will follow him to DC.

He is asking for those interested, that have computers, to contact area bike clubs and alert them of his ride.

He has been contacted by Oprah for an interview.


Call Him at: 323-770-8170

His Plan :


Charleston Jan 9TH
Myrtle Beach Jan 10TH
Wilmiington Jan 11TH

I don't get it.

Chicken Fried Steak

Note to Ryan ; On the Wilmington NC leg, the usual bicycle route northbound into Wilmington is via the South Port/ Fort Fisher Ferry. However the Ferry is currently out of service. You need to follow US 17 instead.

https://www.ncdot.org/transit/ferry/r.../route008.html

Spinnaker, I'm ashamed of you. you left out Area 51

Unless you begged for donations and put up a web site claiming you were riding a bike coast to coast then whatever you did during your tour was just part of your tour. I don't think it's hair splitting, it's apples and oranges. "Sponsors" were led to believe something, donations were asked for based on that premise, and it didn't occur as advertised. Some will have issue with that. Me? I'm just watching the train......

Not a conspiracy. I work there. I am the chief alien care taker.

Oops, I probably was not supposed to let anyone how that. ")

BTW Yes their doody is green too. Inquiring minds.

porkchop sandwiches!

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Also, to the young Sir on the left: please buy your next bicycle frame one size smaller. I'm experiencing sympathetic testicular crawl.

In addition to this info, I would suggest to Ryan that he not ride over the Cape Fear Memorial bridge when coming into Wilmington. It's not safe to ride a bike over. Instead, he can go a little north by following 74 and take the Isabel Holmes Bridge.

https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?clien...4ed212fe92125c

These could keep Ryan's weight up... as would biscuits and gravy, except for I seem to recall reading earlier that he is a vegetarian.

You need to eat a lot of grits, beans and greens to keep your weight up while riding 90-100 miles every day.

I don't know what "flavor" of vegetarian he is, but if he is open to butter etc, I guess he could still be doing well on the weight.

10 Wheels, I'm glad Ryan found someone to 'organize' for him. I told him I didn't feel comfortable registering at bike discussion groups up and down the East Coast just to promote his ride. That's the last I heard from him.

How many calories do you need to ride in a truck?

Probably an amount similar to what one needs to continue posting douchy snarkisms.

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Oh, forgot the "".

What's wrong with that guy on the far left? Is it a mental problem or is he defecating into his own hand?

No difference than the half empty/half full arguments. This will be a topic of discussion on BF for a long time I'm sure and both camps just need to agree to disagree.

But if Ryan stops quick, we may need to extricate a member or two

Note the elevated heels of his feet. He's expereinced a rather intimate introduction to his top tub, if I had to venture a guess.

Such harshness.....
Maybe his ass itched and he didn't know the pic was snapped.... (shrug)

I think he has dingle berries. He has that kind of look on his face.

He's also the only rider in street clothes.

Do you mean physical left or political left? If it's the latter.....

My detective skills say the young man straddling the bike is not the rider of said bike. Note the hand placement of the taller gentlemen beside him. He has a hold of the brake hood, which would lead me to believe he is concerned about the bike staying upright. That is a possessive trait, and most would do the same. I'm going to guess the younger man is driving sag for the man holding on to the bike, and just wanted to be in the picture also. Also 3 bikes / 3 helmets / 3 in bike clothes / 2 loaded touring bikes / 1 bike unloaded / toe straps on bike & tennis shoes on taller gentlemen.

Of course this is just a guess on my part.

Denny

Duh! as the young folks say. I should have noticed the three bikes. It makes sense now. The picture is a publicity stunt ..... just like Ryan's ride.