First time having this and feels like Satan kissed my *******! Any experiences with this issue and how to deal with it and riding?

I have no experiences of the lord of flies kissing my nether regions. But I do know from experience that drunk posting should be practiced only after thorough consideration, which in turn is especially difficult when drunk. Duh.

Surgery works good.

If you need surgery, do it.

If you don't, cleanliness down there is a very big deal.
You want to rinse the tender area clean. Then get some Prep H
and put it on.

Then start eating foods with fiber, like fruit, salads, steel cut oats, and lots
of veggies. You can also do fiber pills, try psyllium husks.

In Alaska, we call 'em "Polaroids" (please; no "Kodiak moments", thank you very much)