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05-08-07, 06:10 PM
#126
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Oh man, I'm gone for 4 days, and you guys put together the funniest thread evar, without me?!?! Time for me to catch up:
That was me 
(Smart'r'n'you dude)
I took the liberty of drafting a training regimen for you; I'm sure you will like it. Also, I laid out your uniform on your bed, make sure you hike the green bike shorts well over your lily white derrier.
That's why you ride a 'bent.
How about the winner gets three double Whoppers and a pack of gum, and the losers and non-participants get nothing to eat. If you agree to the changes, then I am authorized to agree on behalf of N_C
Does she act a little different when you get her back from the shop, after all the LBS guys have taken their turns riding her? Is she a little quieter then normal? Like her mind (or heart) is somewhere else...
Whew... I was a little backed up with rejoinders, it's nice to have a little release. Seriously, though, N_C, you make them too easy...
Originally Posted by N_C
Did some dumb **** volunteer me?
(Smart'r'n'you dude)
Originally Posted by N_C
With this so called challenge someone else is trying to decide for me, make my decisions for me & volunteer me with out asking me first. I do not take kindly to that. I hate it when someone else makes a decision like this with out consulting me first. I won't stand for it. I may have been more open to it had someone come to me first & said why don't you challenge HH &/or JF. Now there is no chance in heaven or hell of that happening.
Originally Posted by N_C
I won't stand for it.
Originally Posted by Pete
N_C is willing to wager three double Whoppers and a pack of gum.
Originally Posted by N_C
Sorry I'll never sell her! No one but me rides her. Hell the only other people who ride her are the LBS guys who I take her to for a tune up, etc & they only do so if they need to take her for a test ride.
Whew... I was a little backed up with rejoinders, it's nice to have a little release. Seriously, though, N_C, you make them too easy...
05-08-07, 06:29 PM
#127
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Originally Posted by zeytoun
Does she act a little different when you get her back from the shop, after all the LBS guys have taken their turns riding her? Is she a little quieter then normal? Like her mind (or heart) is somewhere else...
Bet she rides a little funny.
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
05-08-07, 06:30 PM
#128
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Bet she rides a little funny.
05-09-07, 01:36 PM
#129
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Originally Posted by Pete Fagerlin
ride down a double flight of stairs, while balancing a tall half-caf double decaf latte on their chest.
05-09-07, 02:04 PM
#130
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Originally Posted by sbhikes
Can I put the latte in between my boobs? I think I'll have an edge with that strategy.
05-09-07, 03:05 PM
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Uh, hot coffee on "tender parts..." haven't we been through that already...
