Originally Posted by
junkyard
There's a party and nobody invited junkyard? So far, I see two stoners having a pissing contest about who is faster and a bunch of ladies talking about their morning tea.
Know this, nobody pisses farther than junkyard and when I drink coffee in the morning it is called scotch.
Now the rest of you fairies can go back to your business.
I don't compete in pissing contests anymore...my prostate problem limits the flow so I tend to just swing it around and smack people in the head widdit.
Originally Posted by
samburger
Sounds like junkyard is the manliest of the men here. Maybe one day I'll grow up to be like him.
Don't even try sucking up to that goon to stay under his radar...he'll see it as a sign of weakness, flip out all WarVet style and put a verbal foot up your E-hiney.