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eastbay71 05-02-16 07:16 PM

Oh I did not intend to offend the gods but I do have a good sized BOC box colecting bits in my closet. If need be I'll perform the penance.

gugie 05-02-16 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by smontanaro (Post 18735900)
Now you've done it! You have publicly coveted the Box O' Crap. The Gods are displeased. You must confess your sins and, as penance, when the box reaches you, you must pull everything out, donate it all to your local bike co-op, and replace it all with NOS crap. Be thankful. It could have been worse. Luckily sacrifice to Kong was not involved...

Too soon, too soon!

J.Oxley would just snap up all that NOS crap before it got to you...

gugie 05-02-16 08:20 PM


Originally Posted by eastbay71 (Post 18736276)
Oh I did not intend to offend the gods but I do have a good sized BOC box colecting bits in my closet. If need be I'll perform the penance.

Do not listen to [MENTION=96605]smontanaro[/MENTION], only The Crapmaster can make such proclamations!

PM me, I'll send you a proper address to send the penance...PNW...not to far off the Willamette River...:innocent:

Sir_Name 05-03-16 09:35 AM

Booyah - BOC is on its way to J.Oxley.

There's a rear mech. in there that was begging for a bike to be built around it. I didn't listen, will be interesting to see where it ends up.

Fahrenheit531 05-03-16 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by Sir_Name (Post 18737457)
Booyah - BOC is on its way to J.Oxley.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! is what that little announcement feels like. :)

Sir_Name 05-03-16 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by J.Oxley (Post 18738120)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! is what that little announcement feels like. :)

I hadn't expected the fun that came along with the gf saying "There's a box on the porch for you; it's real heavy. What is it??"
"Heh. That's the box of crap." "Oh. What's that????"

noglider 05-03-16 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by Sir_Name (Post 18738348)
I hadn't expected the fun that came along with the gf saying "There's a box on the porch for you; it's real heavy. What is it??"
"Heh. That's the box of crap." "Oh. What's that????"

My wife is amused by all this heavy crap flying around.

Sir_Name 05-03-16 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 18738429)
My wife is amused by all this heavy crap flying around.

Mine tried to suggest a parallel to some sort of traveling pants. I think this is much more sanitary and efficacious. I'm afraid her metaphor was lost.

jyl 05-03-16 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by Sir_Name (Post 18737457)
Booyah - BOC is on its way to J.Oxley.

There's a rear mech. in there that was begging for a bike to be built around it. I didn't listen, will be interesting to see where it ends up.

I eyed that bit of crap myself . . . Decided I didn't have a project worthy of it.

Andy_K 05-03-16 04:48 PM

Can I just say that even though I'm not on the list I really enjoy this thread. Thanks to everyone for taking the time to post pictures.

It's like Storage Wars but interesting.

Narhay 05-03-16 04:50 PM

I'm next !!! :twitchy::beer:

Sir_Name 05-03-16 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by jyl (Post 18738697)
I eyed that bit of crap myself . . . Decided I didn't have a project worthy of it.

It's some fine crap (the PO must eat well). Hadn't seen one of those before, but it got me thinking...

USAZorro 05-03-16 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by Sir_Name (Post 18738767)
It's some fine crap (the PO must eat well). Hadn't seen one of those before, but it got me thinking...

I'm trying to lose a few pounds this month. :lol:

Sir_Name 05-03-16 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by USAZorro (Post 18738804)
I'm trying to lose a few pounds this month. :lol:

I think you're dropping the wrong parts for that. Thanks. :)

USAZorro 05-03-16 07:22 PM


Originally Posted by Sir_Name (Post 18738892)
I think you're dropping the wrong parts for that. Thanks. :)

I need another racing bike like I need a hole in my head. It was gathering dust, and I felt a bit guilty about all the stuff I pulled out. Will be glad to see it get put to good use.

jyl 05-03-16 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by USAZorro (Post 18739072)
I need another racing bike like I need a hole in my head. It was gathering dust, and I felt a bit guilty about all the stuff I pulled out. Will be glad to see it get put to good use.

Your guilt is our pleasure.

long john 05-04-16 04:36 AM

Racing bike part o crap

inkandsilver 05-04-16 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by Narhay (Post 18738728)
I'm next !!! :twitchy::beer:

And I'm next-next!! I remember looking at the lineup when I signed on and thinking I'd see it in about September. Nicely paced, Crapmaster and Crapolytes.

I'd better get my **** together.

Narhay 05-04-16 05:02 PM

I'm very curious about this rear derailleur you guys are speaking of...maybe [MENTION=348967]J.Oxley[/MENTION] can remove a bunch of the heavy garbage and leave me all the choice high end bits.

Fahrenheit531 05-05-16 08:34 PM

The eagle has landed!!

The "toying with fate" pic:
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...psu9rjspy8.jpg
...Tape those edges, gentlemen!!

And of course the teaser:
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...psvlikeibh.jpg

Sir_Name 05-05-16 08:42 PM

Wow. Kinda Surprised to see the NE edge blown out like that. Sorry about that [MENTION=348967]J.Oxley[/MENTION] - my fault.

It was in sound shape when I shipped, that damage took some effort... Keep the box fresh, all.

gugie 05-05-16 09:43 PM

You know that VC cap is straight up Portlandia, just sayin'

Fahrenheit531 05-06-16 12:36 AM


Originally Posted by gugie (Post 18744851)
You know that VC cap is straight up Portlandia, just sayin'

I didn't. I knew it was something and intended to find out what, but now the finding out part is totally taken care of! :)
And it was already probably a keeper. Now? Definitely.

Fahrenheit531 05-06-16 08:51 PM

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...psia781oct.jpg

...It's interesting watching this box evolve (this is my 3rd visit from the BOC). First time around it was nothing but parts. No bags, no boxes, no rhyme nor reason; just a crapload of random pieces from random bicycles. This time around the only actual bike parts I scored are some 29-cent rim strips (how old were those?) which are already in service on my Univega and an owl-shaped bottle cage that my wife totally swooped in on (pun intended) the moment she saw it. And overall the contents these days are far more... eclectic. :)

I've never seen Breaking Away, and no cap shall leave my house unless it's on my head. The two wrenches were just cool. That shifter-boss cable stop is headed straight for my wife's '64 Schwinn (oh hey! that's another bike part!).

An unexpected and interesting haul. :p

EDIT: Anticipated ship date of Monday 9 May, although if things go right it could be on the truck tomorrow.

mountaindave 05-06-16 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by J.Oxley (Post 18747459)
I've never seen Breaking Away

Did you just say what I think you said???


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