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StephenH 03-31-08 11:24 PM

It's amazing that anyone would NOT know what a unicycle is, but that's the way it is. I was out riding mine a day or two ago and three boys about 9-11 or so saw me. They were saying stuff like "cool!". Then as I got closer, one said "Look, it has a seat!" I guess up until that point, he had assumed I was just impaled on that shaft or something.

I've noticed there are a number of ads on Ebay for artwork featuring "unicycles' that are in fact penny-farthing bicycles, and people just don't know the difference.

Bikedued 04-01-08 05:15 AM

I just found one of those chrome Schwinn unicycles. Guess I will have to advertise it as a circus
bike, lol.,,,,BD

poutine 04-01-08 07:44 AM

Speaking of unicycles, somebody's been learning to use photoshop lately:

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/626106997.html

StephenH 04-01-08 11:14 AM

That's an odd one. They do have electric unicycles (search on youtube) but they don't look anything like that.

Rocket-Sauce 04-01-08 11:38 AM

^^^ Look at the date of the post....

bikemore 04-01-08 11:45 AM

Say what you will about converting a Varsity, but
there is no way that is a 54cm. Looks like a 48 to me.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bik/626467492.html

cb400bill 04-01-08 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by bikemore (Post 6442777)
Say what you will about converting a Varsity, but
there is no way that is a 54cm. Looks like a 48 to me.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bik/626467492.html


East HillŪ Alert!!!!!

Duchey 04-01-08 01:48 PM

Damn, why cant people just post a pic of the bike instead of making you jump thru hoops?:(
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bik/626328526.html

StephenH 04-01-08 08:00 PM

That electric unicyle post has been changed and now says "There are no electric unicycles". I beg to differ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC9cdIUiOqU

cudak888 04-01-08 09:38 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/bik/626969924.html

They'd probably get far more looks if they just retitled the ad to "SCHWINN FASTBACK MUSCLEBIKE"...?

-Kurt

Bikedued 04-01-08 10:14 PM

You've all seen the one sentence ads that give little more than the fact that they have a bike for sale, right?
This one takes it one step further. They only felt the need to write a title, lol.,,,,BD


http://houston.craigslist.org/bik/627188280.html

cudak888 04-01-08 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by Bikedued (Post 6446421)
You've all seen the one sentence ads that give little more than the fact that they have a bike for sale, right?
This one takes it one step further. They only felt the need to write a title, lol.,,,,BD

http://houston.craigslist.org/bik/627188280.html

Oh, I can get him a woman's bike...what type of a woman does he want me to get it from? :eek:

What the mistake of using the wrong variant of a word can do for puns...

-Kurt

-holiday76 04-02-08 01:22 PM

Vintage French 60' Motorbeakan
 
Anyone looking for a 60 foot Motorbeakan??

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/bik/626664933.html

I'm not even sure where to start with that ad.

Duchey 04-02-08 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by -holiday76 (Post 6449656)
Anyone looking for a 60 foot Motorbeakan??

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/bik/626664933.html

I'm not even sure where to start with that ad.

Man, I'd jump all over that bike but it' for Wemans only:(

Duchey 04-02-08 01:42 PM

I'd be stoked about landing a hell of a deal on a PX-10, but come on,, do you realy need to brag about it on CL?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/d...626079668.html

EDIT: my bad, he did post in the rant's and raves section.

Bikedued 04-02-08 10:03 PM

$1000 Fuji anyone. Nice bike, but damn?,,,,BD


http://houston.craigslist.org/bik/627894121.html

Bikedued 04-02-08 10:10 PM

Good luck, I think he added an extra zero on the end by mistake. I'd like to see someone 5'10" try to ride
it. That would be a hoot, hehe.,,,,BD


http://houston.craigslist.org/bik/627740679.html

sunsurfandsand 04-03-08 04:19 AM

The description is a little sketchy, but the photos are richly detailed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...E:B:SS:US:1123

bigwoo 04-03-08 07:25 AM

Who wants a sweet BMX bike! It has no MAJOR dents you know...

http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/628459582.html

lotek 04-03-08 07:56 AM


Originally Posted by sunsurfandsand (Post 6452775)
The description is a little sketchy, but the photos are richly detailed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...E:B:SS:US:1123

Gee do ya think he means no wheels?

love the upside down photo's too.

marty

phillyrider 04-03-08 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by -holiday76 (Post 6449656)
Anyone looking for a 60 foot Motorbeakan??

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/bik/626664933.html

I'm not even sure where to start with that ad.

This same person has over 50 bikes...

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/bik/628215241.html

cudak888 04-03-08 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by lotek (Post 6453452)
Gee do ya think he means no wheels?

love the upside down photo's too.

marty

Tires do not equal wheels...imagine the pissed off purchaser of that thing. Caveat emptor.

-Kurt

Durward_Kirby 04-03-08 02:14 PM

Business opportunity available:

http://tucson.craigslist.org/bik/629090493.html

WNG 04-03-08 06:07 PM

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/bik/628850943.html

I just got back from inspecting a pair of 60s era Mizutani tourers posted today on CL. All I can say is WHAT A JERK!

I should have smelled something foul after our phone conversation, telling me I had only 20 minutes to get to his location.
What he kept describing as good condition Japanese made bikes turned out to be 60s era Mizutani imports in 21" size. But they looked like they were left outside since the 60s! Rust everywhere. Chain was stiff as a rod. One bike had the front end twisted from a crash, the other had the seat stay rusted through. Both forks' chromed ends were covered in orange rust. Sad, these were once very well made bikes. Nitto forged stems still looked good. High flange hubs still turned relatively smooth, although the skewer levers had about rusted through, and the rims out of true. One seat had a carpet remnant glued onto it!
The seller is a Russian fellow, and had a real bad attitude. From his email address, I suspect he was a former communist party advocate. I thought perhaps for the hubs and stems, I'd be a nice guy and offered him $25. Instead, he says, for me, it's now going to be $35 if you want them or no deal.
Uhhh, it doesn't work that way in the USA! As bikes, they weren't worth $10! I had enough of this guy and didn't feel like he would understand had they been in actual good condition, a person would be willing to pay for a collectible bike. Not pay him to haul away his garbage.
I'm sure some poor kid looking for a fixie candidate will pay him his $30 and then subsequently spend hundreds trying to restore them, only to abandon they frames.
:rolleyes:

sailorbenjamin 04-03-08 08:00 PM

reported stolen;
http://maine.craigslist.org/bik/628768998.html
"MUST SELL QUICK!!" two adds later;
http://maine.craigslist.org/bik/629315176.html


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