I think he meant peddles ;)

A levatating bicycle! :eek: Maybe it needs the exorcize bike to pay a visit!

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bik/357374678.html

I was thinking he mispelled 'puttees'. A most interesting bike that would have been :) .

East Hill

yuo rilly want to tun thes bike efter you by it. rilly.

Dude, the Discovery Channel is not calling
 

Is this guy hoping to be the "American Chopper" of the lightweight bike world? $200 bike plus a $2concept equals $1900. Groan! Check his other auctions for more pasty amazon marketing hype.

http://cgi.ebay.com/1986-Guerciotti-...QQcmdZViewItem

Looks like an excuse to take girlie pictures to me. I can't tell if that's her 'come hither' look, or if she's just bored.

I can't believe she's not in the rear saddle shot! Huge miss.

The claim is that she is 'Zoe, Chairman of the board [bored?]'.

East Hill

Girl needs some sun! All zombie lookin' :eek:

This is as bad as that auction for the Dura Ace 25th Anniversary group that someone put up last year.

No funny "questions for seller" entries yet.

Maybe "Will the skank stains be wiped off before shipping?"

From his Schwinn Prologue auction:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=270136002774

"it helped me learn that weird-looking things usually look weird because they’re designed to do one thing and not much else." ... kinda like Chairman Zoe ... (bada bump!). :p

Bob

I think he's learned his lesson:

"WE WILL POST YOUR QUESTIONS TO THE LISTING UNLESS THEY ARE INAPPROPRIATE".

I have to agree, that woman is one of the palest people I've ever seen on a bike. Even I'm not that bad :D .

East Hill

On the "questions for the seller":

A triple crank and moustache bars on a funny bike? People like you shouldn't be allowed near a decent bike; what a monstrosity.

Apparently Zoe has smelly feet...she creeps me out.

Well Easthill, since this "Chairman Zoe" person is listed as 6'1", at least she will not be competing with you for any bikes!

Elmo and Zoe have the makings of folk heroes. I sure hope they have lots and lots of bikes to sell.

Gotta give them points for Chutzpah and style in their ad copy! Best Huxtering I've seen since I read a transcript of a Carnie Barkers spiel!:D

I don't know...she seems like a shameless hussy to me, perfectly willing to make off with my bikes :p .

Wasn't she riding some dinky thing in one of the other auctions?

East Hill

ESL or clueless?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bik/358228282.html

LOL!!

Ah....using skin to sell...an age-old ploy...

I think Zoe should always have toes and nails painted to match the paintjob of the latest bike they're hawking. That would be a nice touch...:p

Zoe want Snoo Snoo!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1311/...53c449f6_o.gif

This has got to be one of my top three favorite Furturama episodes!

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!!! :eek: :D

I sent them this as a response to the ad. That is some of the worst writing I've ever seen!!

Click here====> http://www.nbc10.com/thequills/9426412/detail.html

Umm, what?,,,,BD

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/bik/358633994.html