"Horn Broken, watch for finger"

Everybody knows you don't own cats. They own YOU. :)

"I'm not tailgating...I'm drafting."

"To hell with world peace - visualize using your turn signal"

(On old chevy Impala on the Taos reservation in New Mexico) "My heroes have always killed cowboys"


Also in NM: It originally said:

"Practice random kindness
and sensless acts of beauty"

but some one had cut off the right end to make it say:

"Practice random
and senseless acts

On the back of my Jeep: "This Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep."
Also on my Jeep: "Land Rover Recovery Team"


(Yes, I actually drive my Jeep the way it was designed for.)
((I only drive it on the weekend, and I've had to fill the gas tank once in the last 2.5 months.))

"Think Globally. Bike Locally."

(on a bike of course)

"I'm sorry for driving so close in front of you"

i always had a fondness for the one that said "go ahead and pass--i'll see you at the next light!"

draft SUV drivers first!

Plants and animals disappear to make room for your fat a$s.

Republicans for Voldemort. (I normally hate political stickers, but...)

Any distance is biking distance. (on my commuter)

What high gas prices?

These are all great! My favorite that hasn't been mentioned yet, and driving-related to boot:

"Nuke The Unborn Gay Whales For Jesus!"

:)

- Wil

"I poke badgers with spoons"

"Hummer Recovery Vehicle" with a drawing of Hummer being towed.
On the back of my little Toyota Corolla.

My friend at a past job used to have this gem on the back of a beat-up Oldsmobile:

"My other car was seized by the DEA."

jesus loves you
Everybody else thinks you are an idiot

I once saw this one, a simple sticker with a huge message:

"USE LESS STUFF"

"Verizon Sucks! Can you hear me now?"

You're not my husband so get off my ass

Saw this on a car about choked...

http://logo.cafepress.com/2/1230787.527402.jpg

Gas, Grass, or Ass:
Nobody rides for free

I knew this gal long LONG ago. . .it was the '60s. . .she didn't wear any undies. . .walking, she looked like two bobcats fighting inside a burlap sack. . .on her Valiant's bumper, "Reach for a Peach". . .Mmmmmmm.