I'm sure they exist somewhere but I'd love to see it on one or painted on the side of one...

On an old Mercedes Unimog: "Hummer Rescue Unit"

"I love animals...they're delicious."

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.:D

sick

My karma ran over my dogma. I have been trying to find that one for years.

As seen in Texas:
"If you love something, let it go.
If it doesn't come back,
HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT."

It's a "favorite" not because I subscribe to the sentiment, I'm just amazed at the mindset of a guy who would put it on his pick 'em up truck.

'Draft SUV drivers first'


Bent

What luck for the rulers that people do not think-Hitler

Ignore the environment, it'll go away

They do exist. I've seen it at the same site where I bought my stickers. I should find a way to stick one on my backpack. :D

The government here gives out free bumper stickers.

The 2 most common ones read:

Cycling: Cardiovascular Protection

and

Cycle Instead

"Honk if you love Peace and Quiet"

I have a different one. It's Yellow and a big rectangle.

ha!!! I had someone email me about buying a box of those to put on unsuspecting folks' SUVs in parking lots and whatnot. i guess someone did buy them.

That's not as bad as:

BOMB THEIR ASS AND TAKE THEIR GAS!

"My son has perfect attendance at Metro Correctional Facility"

"How's my driving? Call 1-800 EAT-SH1T"

National Lampoon came out with a sticker that had a picture of a screw on it that you could paste over the picture of a heart on those insufferable "I (heart) ....." bumper stickers.

So you could turn someone's "I (heart) my Golden Retriever" bumper sticker into "I screw my Golden Retriever"

On the back of a 80's Chevy Caprice "LOOK OUT! I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU" Obviosly I was not the intended audience since I was not only on a bike, but I didn't run the stop sign.

We just adapted a Border Collie. I am soooo not going to let my wife know that bumper sticker exist.

"Eschew Obfuscation"

Brilliant!

I joined PETA
People who Eat Tasty Animals

I think this was on the back of one, but it might have been a Subaru Outback. Somethin' big & spacious enough to include a couple dozen stickers. I saw it for the second time (but forgot about it when I first posted to this thread) in the middle of all the other ones, in a cold steady rain (when I shoulda been more attentive to the moving cars) no less:

"Minivans are tangible evidence of evil"

I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for that vehiculum again, I'm sure there was probably some more better reading.

I think my sig below would make a great bumper sticker, but I saw it as graffiti on a bus stop shelter. 'Course I vote, including in the primaries, and even caucused (once), so that might make me a tool of the man. [span ontopic="0"]On the other hand, if I could be a tool of da man (Mr. Brown), I could probably see a lot of sweet bikes! That wouldn't be so bad.[/span]

"don't pray in my school and i won't think in your church"

:D :D :D

;) nice sig too!

my bike carries a fender sticker that says "buy local - drink yokel" with the name of a craft brewery somewhere in small-town wisconsin.

since i live in a large city on the west coast of canada, this amuses me. maybe i should seek help.

I love this thread.