Favorite bumper sticker??
 

Saw this on dalmore's sig: "Bumper Stickers - the only justification for cars. Current favorite: (On a car driven by a Native American) America - Love it or Give it Back."

...and thought this might make a good thread.

Here's my current favorite (on a red honda civic): "it's fast and it's red, and I paid for it in bed"

What's yours?

"I'm already against the NEXT war"
"My other car is a bicycle" (I've only seen this on a parked car)

"I'm not suffering from insanity...

...I'm enjoying every minute of it! :)"

"Taxation without Representation: Wrong in 1776, Wrong in 2006" (in reference to the lack of voting rights for DC residents.

"We think your Mom is hot."

"Don't make me roll for initiative"
ok, so I'm a geek, but at 4-way stops in this town, you seriously could get out of the car, roll initiative and get back in before someone made up their mind about who got to go next...

In case someone else doesn't mention it...I want this one for my backpack.

"I'd rather be riding lugged steel" If you know the whereabouts of a purchasable one of these, PM me.

"Missing your cat? Check under my tire."

"I used to be in a band, now I just play with myself."

Saw this on a bike: "Environmental stickers don't mean sh** when they are stuck to CARS!"

I liked this one so much, I put it on my own bike: "If you were riding, you'd be happy by now."

On a small, well-used pickup truck: " For a small town, you sure have a lot of *******s".

Seen on a small car (older Civic or something) -- "Live large, drive small. Not EVERYONE needs an SUV."

Placed on a large SUV

"Ask me how I am changing the climate"

"I drive this because my penis is short."

Hang-up and drive

"I'm smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein"

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"Peace Through Attrition"

"Bumper Sticker"

I saw a similar one on an SUV. It said something like "Vote yes on (insert proposition) for a better environment."

Keep Honking,
I'm Reloading

my favorite:

"Cat - The Other White Meat"

:-)

My favorite is an oldie but goodie:

"Visualize Whirrled Peas"

My favorite is "Got Whales?"
Saw it on a Jeep Wrangler.

"Frodo failed! Bush has the ring."

As someone who has two cats, I am deeply offended by both of these.....