Favorite bumper sticker??
09-19-06 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by CliftonGK1
On the back of my Jeep: "This Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep."
Also on my Jeep: "Land Rover Recovery Team"
(Yes, I actually drive my Jeep the way it was designed for.)
((I only drive it on the weekend, and I've had to fill the gas tank once in the last 2.5 months.))
Also on my Jeep: "Land Rover Recovery Team"
(Yes, I actually drive my Jeep the way it was designed for.)
((I only drive it on the weekend, and I've had to fill the gas tank once in the last 2.5 months.))
On an old Mercedes Unimog: "Hummer Rescue Unit"
09-19-06 | 06:02 PM
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As seen in Texas:
"If you love something, let it go.
If it doesn't come back,
HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT."
It's a "favorite" not because I subscribe to the sentiment, I'm just amazed at the mindset of a guy who would put it on his pick 'em up truck.
"If you love something, let it go.
If it doesn't come back,
HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT."
It's a "favorite" not because I subscribe to the sentiment, I'm just amazed at the mindset of a guy who would put it on his pick 'em up truck.
Last edited by walterk46; 09-19-06 at 06:18 PM.
09-20-06 | 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by TheDL
I'm sure they exist somewhere but I'd love to see it on one or painted on the side of one...
On an old Mercedes Unimog: "Hummer Rescue Unit"
On an old Mercedes Unimog: "Hummer Rescue Unit"
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09-20-06 | 08:59 AM
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Arrgghh me hearties!
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The government here gives out free bumper stickers.
The 2 most common ones read:
Cycling: Cardiovascular Protection
and
Cycle Instead
The 2 most common ones read:
Cycling: Cardiovascular Protection
and
Cycle Instead
09-20-06 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by CliftonGK1
They do exist. I've seen it at the same site where I bought my stickers. I should find a way to stick one on my backpack.
09-20-06 | 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by sauerwald
Placed on a large SUV
"Ask me how I am changing the climate"
"Ask me how I am changing the climate"
ha!!! I had someone email me about buying a box of those to put on unsuspecting folks' SUVs in parking lots and whatnot. i guess someone did buy them.
09-20-06 | 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by walterk46
As seen in Texas:
"If you love something, let it go.
If it doesn't come back,
HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT."
It's a "favorite" not because I subscribe to the sentiment, I'm just amazed at the mindset of a guy who would put it on his pick 'em up truck.
"If you love something, let it go.
If it doesn't come back,
HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT."
It's a "favorite" not because I subscribe to the sentiment, I'm just amazed at the mindset of a guy who would put it on his pick 'em up truck.
BOMB THEIR ASS AND TAKE THEIR GAS!
09-20-06 | 03:39 PM
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09-20-06 | 03:49 PM
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Il faut de l'audace, encore de l'audace, toujours de l'audace
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Il faut de l'audace, encore de l'audace, toujours de l'audace
1980 3Rensho-- 1975 Raleigh Sprite 3spd
1990s Raleigh M20 MTB--2007 Windsor Hour (track)
1988 Ducati 750 F1
09-20-06 | 03:58 PM
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National Lampoon came out with a sticker that had a picture of a screw on it that you could paste over the picture of a heart on those insufferable "I (heart) ....." bumper stickers.
So you could turn someone's "I (heart) my Golden Retriever" bumper sticker into "I screw my Golden Retriever"
So you could turn someone's "I (heart) my Golden Retriever" bumper sticker into "I screw my Golden Retriever"
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Il faut de l'audace, encore de l'audace, toujours de l'audace
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1988 Ducati 750 F1
Il faut de l'audace, encore de l'audace, toujours de l'audace
1980 3Rensho-- 1975 Raleigh Sprite 3spd
1990s Raleigh M20 MTB--2007 Windsor Hour (track)
1988 Ducati 750 F1
09-20-06 | 04:21 PM
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On the back of a 80's Chevy Caprice "LOOK OUT! I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU" Obviosly I was not the intended audience since I was not only on a bike, but I didn't run the stop sign.
We just adapted a Border Collie. I am soooo not going to let my wife know that bumper sticker exist.
Originally Posted by oboeguy
09-20-06 | 09:20 PM
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Brilliant!
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Originally Posted by Bklyn
Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.
09-21-06 | 08:09 PM
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I think this was on the back of one, but it might have been a Subaru Outback. Somethin' big & spacious enough to include a couple dozen stickers. I saw it for the second time (but forgot about it when I first posted to this thread) in the middle of all the other ones, in a cold steady rain (when I shoulda been more attentive to the moving cars) no less:
"Minivans are tangible evidence of evil"
I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for that vehiculum again, I'm sure there was probably some more better reading.
I think my sig below would make a great bumper sticker, but I saw it as graffiti on a bus stop shelter. 'Course I vote, including in the primaries, and even caucused (once), so that might make me a tool of the man. [span ontopic="0"]On the other hand, if I could be a tool of da man (Mr. Brown), I could probably see a lot of sweet bikes! That wouldn't be so bad.[/span]
"Minivans are tangible evidence of evil"
I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for that vehiculum again, I'm sure there was probably some more better reading.
I think my sig below would make a great bumper sticker, but I saw it as graffiti on a bus stop shelter. 'Course I vote, including in the primaries, and even caucused (once), so that might make me a tool of the man. [span ontopic="0"]On the other hand, if I could be a tool of da man (Mr. Brown), I could probably see a lot of sweet bikes! That wouldn't be so bad.[/span]
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09-21-06 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by tokolosh
"don't pray in my school and i won't think in your church"
nice sig too!
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09-22-06 | 11:39 AM
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my bike carries a fender sticker that says "buy local - drink yokel" with the name of a craft brewery somewhere in small-town wisconsin.
since i live in a large city on the west coast of canada, this amuses me. maybe i should seek help.
since i live in a large city on the west coast of canada, this amuses me. maybe i should seek help.
09-22-06 | 11:43 AM
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I love this thread.
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