I saw a cop talking to a salmon last night.
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I was obeying all laws and not impeding anyone, let alone this driver)He threw something at me and missed. This is of course, totally inexcusable behavior, but I acknowledge it was very likely inspired by cyclists with poor habits who create a nuisance of themselves on the street, and thereby contribute to a potentially hostile atmosphere for all cyclists.
So yeah, to those pesky salmons, whether they be riding Walmart bikes or $7000 racing bikes, well, I wag my index finger at you! Or something.
So yeah, to those pesky salmons, whether they be riding Walmart bikes or $7000 racing bikes, well, I wag my index finger at you! Or something.
Very convenient. What else do you acknowledge that those evil salmon are inspiring, besides feel good Internet postings by self appointed bicycling perfectionists?
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I'm a salmon.
There's a busy stretch of 55 MPH 4-lane road that I would otherwise have to turn left across the road (no light), then turn left again (no light) 1 block later. I sure get some foul looks and an odd comment from the occasional holier-than-thou spandex wonderboy in that one block.
That being said, I do know how dangerous it is- but less dangerous IMO than those two left turns crossing a constant stream of rush-hour Texans. Maybe I should walk it.
There's a busy stretch of 55 MPH 4-lane road that I would otherwise have to turn left across the road (no light), then turn left again (no light) 1 block later. I sure get some foul looks and an odd comment from the occasional holier-than-thou spandex wonderboy in that one block.
That being said, I do know how dangerous it is- but less dangerous IMO than those two left turns crossing a constant stream of rush-hour Texans. Maybe I should walk it.
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That's an interesting observation. You were riding correctly and were hassled by a motorist and YOU blame your favorite whipping boys for being the inspiration for this act without a shred of evidence.
Very convenient. What else do you acknowledge that those evil salmon are inspiring, besides feel good Internet postings by self appointed bicycling perfectionists?
Very convenient. What else do you acknowledge that those evil salmon are inspiring, besides feel good Internet postings by self appointed bicycling perfectionists?
But anyway, to be clear, "salmons" are not my favorite whipping boys... hell I hadn't even heard the term before I found this thread. Second, I am not blaming "salmons" for the behavior of the motorist. I am saying poor cycling habits CONTRIBUTE to a potentially hostile atmosphere. That's actually what I wrote, almost verbatim. It shouldn't be so easily misunderstood. Yes, idiot motorists shouldn't be venting impotent rage at random passing cyclists. In a la-dee-da world I could snap my fingers and make it go away, but this ain't a la-dee-da world and sometimes there are multiple factors involved that contribute to negative situations. It's okay to acknowledge them without anyone assuming the acknowledged factor is being presented as the lone cause of it.
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Shall we now post about the potentially hostile atmosphere instigated by these allegedly "knowledgeable" and "trained" cyclists who may be the catalysts for unstable motorists' hostile actions?
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Well, this is an internet forum dedicating to cycling and a venue for people to express their opinions. If this is your opinion, you should feel free to do so.
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I'm a salmon.
There's a busy stretch of 55 MPH 4-lane road that I would otherwise have to turn left across the road (no light), then turn left again (no light) 1 block later. I sure get some foul looks and an odd comment from the occasional holier-than-thou spandex wonderboy in that one block.
That being said, I do know how dangerous it is- but less dangerous IMO than those two left turns crossing a constant stream of rush-hour Texans. Maybe I should walk it.
There's a busy stretch of 55 MPH 4-lane road that I would otherwise have to turn left across the road (no light), then turn left again (no light) 1 block later. I sure get some foul looks and an odd comment from the occasional holier-than-thou spandex wonderboy in that one block.
That being said, I do know how dangerous it is- but less dangerous IMO than those two left turns crossing a constant stream of rush-hour Texans. Maybe I should walk it.
I treat salmons like pedestrians or some other obstacle. It's only when they start to aim at me that I really get unsettled.
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My observation is that posters making "observations" about the behavior of people on "Walmart cheap full suspension MTB" or "riding a BMX or walmart bike" are just substituting bike brands for their judgmental stereotyping of people who don't match the observers' approved social, racial and/or economic profile.
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What is I-like-to-bike's problem? LOL Relax, man! You're jumping to conclusions and making wild assumptions about other posters here. I think they have a point, but I don't think it's always or 100% true. No one one is being elitist here or *gasp* racist.
I only have a little over a 100 posts to my name, so I'll meekly scamper away and hide behind mihlbach.
I only have a little over a 100 posts to my name, so I'll meekly scamper away and hide behind mihlbach.
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I like the Punjabi version: You are yourself good for nothing, and still trying to ridicule others
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