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Old 02-21-15 | 12:22 AM
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I like squirrels.

I've never hit one, but have noticed that I have more close encounters with them when riding on trails or paths, vs roads. When I do see them by the roads I usually have much more time and space to avoid 'em. Tight trails with thick vegetation on the sides are the problem, not the cute innocent little critters!
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Old 02-21-15 | 07:30 AM
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Let's guess other things people hate as well -

1) snakes
2) rain
3) sun
4) wind
5) vehicles
6) dogs
7)...

Last but not least, humans.

Solution - ride a stationary bike, or get a trainer
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Old 02-21-15 | 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by freeloader
Let's guess other things people hate as well -

1) snakes
2) rain
3) sun
4) wind
5) vehicles
6) dogs
7)...

Last but not least, humans.

Solution - ride a stationary bike, or get a trainer
Well, if you go to spinning class there might be some attractive buns in front of you, so maybe your idea has merit. I'm too antisocial (and cheap) to buy a gym membership, so it wouldn't work for me. I'll just deal with weather, traffic, and animals.
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Old 02-21-15 | 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadTire
I saw bunnies tracks in the fresh snow this morning.
That's not bunnies.........that's him...





.....or maybe him.....





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Old 02-21-15 | 03:11 PM
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+2 on the tree rat comments. My neighbor feeds the little beasts, so they are everywhere in my neighborhood. I thin them out with my pellet *** when they start destroying too much of my yard, but haven't brought myself to where I can eat one yet (see tree rat comment).
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Old 02-21-15 | 03:15 PM
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They did a lot of damage to our house, chewing holes in the soffits, peak vents, etc to get in during the spring and fall.

Problem solvers are these precision air powered .22 and .25 pellet delivery devices, hardware cloth and sheets of aluminum for armor plating:





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Old 02-21-15 | 03:28 PM
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A suggestion someone made in another BF squirrel thread years ago: to make sure you don't hit a squirrel in the road, aim for the squirrel. That's what they expect predators to do.

So stop confusing them. They're better at avoiding you than you are at avoiding them.
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Old 02-21-15 | 04:00 PM
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Old 02-22-15 | 01:22 AM
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That's not bunnies.........that's him...





.....or maybe him.....





OMGosh! DON'T FEED THE SQUIRRELS AFTER MIDNIGHT! <shudder>
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Old 02-22-15 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Darth Lefty
A Flying Squirrel!
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Old 02-22-15 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by freeloader
Let's guess other things people hate as well -

1) snakes
2) rain
3) sun
4) wind
5) vehicles
6) dogs
7)...

Last but not least, humans.

Solution - ride a stationary bike, or get a trainer
Deer would be at the top of my hate list. It just a matter of time of time before one jumps in front of my car or bike and does some serious damage to my wallet and maybe my health.

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Old 02-22-15 | 09:38 AM
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The squirrel launcher is so mean.
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Old 02-23-15 | 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by AlmostTrick
The squirrel launcher is so mean.
I think it's too much too. I got my Dad something once for feeding the squirrels that he and the squirrels love. It's an eye hook attached to one end of a spring. The other end of the spring has a cord attached to it, and you put an ear of corn on the eye hook so it's hanging off the ground. The squirrels bounce around on it while eating the corn, and it's pretty amusing to watch.
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Old 02-23-15 | 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by AlmostTrick
The squirrel launcher is so mean.
Squirrels can have winter olympic games too.
Personally, i've always prefered figure skating over ski jumping

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Old 02-23-15 | 05:47 PM
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Die Squirrel!

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Squirrels are on a suicide mission to destroy bikers. proof:

A close relative of the gopher. Deserves a hideous death!
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Old 03-10-15 | 11:09 AM
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Here's another approach to residential squirrel problems.
https://imgur.com/gallery/jans6
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Old 03-10-15 | 12:44 PM
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The rabbits were out in force today on the trail. They like to think that you are chasing them running in front of you and then without warning dash in front of your wheel. I just would like a wrist rocket for them. Not to be confused with a snot rocket..
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Old 10-02-16 | 08:46 AM
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Old 10-02-16 | 08:49 AM
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most people don't get squirrels are more dangerous than deer. A buddy laughted at me for ringing my bike bell at them. But it works.
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Old 10-02-16 | 10:20 AM
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In all seriousness, has anyone on here EVER run into a squirrel, especially by simply maintaining your straight path as you see one running around.
They are attracted to the high pitched whistling sound Ksyrium spokes make above 20 MPH. I had one attempt to jump through my back wheel. One bent spoke, a tire with no rubber left, slightly dented seat stay, and blood everywhere. (not mine!)
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Old 10-02-16 | 01:12 PM
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Fat bike is again, the answer.
Not when they run through the turning wheel and get jammed between spoke and fork.
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Old 10-02-16 | 01:23 PM
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no, they just run out, stop and vacillate, then try to run between your spokes because they don't see them
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Old 10-02-16 | 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by freeloader
Let's guess other things people hate as well -

1) snakes
2) rain
3) sun
4) wind
5) vehicles
6) dogs
7)...

Last but not least, humans.

Solution - ride a stationary bike, or get a trainer
I hate stationary bikes.
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Old 10-03-16 | 02:18 AM
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Saw a red one the other day, and it'd been ages since I last did (there must be some advantages in being unemployed and riding on weekday mornings). I took a wrong turn and the gravel road turned into a singletrack and then into nothing. I checked the map to see whatever the hell I'd done wrong when I heard a rustling noise. Thought it was a bird but no! Red squirrel. I watched it mind its own business for about fifteen seconds until it noticed me and b*ggered off real fast.
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