Bad habits
#29
i admit i get distracted by hot guys and i stare at their calf muscles... then i lose concentration and wobble... looking like a total shmuck!
__________________
You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.
You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.
#30
Senior Member
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,277
Likes: 3
I'm easily distracted by female cyclists.
However, that is not limited to cycling (the female part).
Bad habits:
1) Adjusting the family jewels (not so much with cycling shorts on)
2) Scratching the rear.
3) Spitting, farting, and burping.
4) I get bored and start staring at buildings along the cherry creek trail. The problem is that this trail is busy. I end up riding at 5 miles an hr while I stare at a particular building.
However, that is not limited to cycling (the female part).
Bad habits:
1) Adjusting the family jewels (not so much with cycling shorts on)
2) Scratching the rear.
3) Spitting, farting, and burping.
4) I get bored and start staring at buildings along the cherry creek trail. The problem is that this trail is busy. I end up riding at 5 miles an hr while I stare at a particular building.
#31
Originally Posted by FlatTop
Coasting excessively.
Curb hugging.
Weaving.
Glancing furtively into backyards for glimpses of interesting old cars and bicycles.
Curb hugging.
Weaving.
Glancing furtively into backyards for glimpses of interesting old cars and bicycles.
#32
Barbieri Telefonico
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,522
Likes: 2
From: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bikes: Crappy but operational secondhand Motobecane Messenger
Because the fixed is so silent, not saying "on your left" when I pass and scaring the crap out of people.
__________________
Giving Haircuts Over The Phone
Giving Haircuts Over The Phone
#33
Chairman of the Bored

Joined: May 2004
Posts: 5,825
Likes: 2
From: St. Petersburg, FL
Bikes: 2004 Raleigh Talus, 2001 Motobecane Vent Noir (Custom build for heavy riders)
I refuse to shoot nose rockets, so if I have a bad one, I might get caught nose spelunking...I try not to do this on group rides, but I do admit sometimes I deliberately get "dropped" just to get it out, then I kick it upa notch to get back with the pack.
#37
Senior Member
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 1,143
Likes: 0
From: Illinios
Bikes: 2004 Giant Cypress, 2006 Trek 7.3 FX, 2007 Gary Fisher Wahoo
Originally Posted by huhenio
Because the fixed is so silent, not saying "on your left" when I pass and scaring the crap out of people.
I discovered today, my worst biking habit is yelling back at road raged cagers. Especially the fool that got so close today I could see his headlights under my arm while he was honking.
I soon REALIZED I WAS ARGUEING WITH AN IDIOT, and spectators cannot tell which is which.
#38
Avatar out of order.

Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 895
Likes: 0
From: North of the border, just
Bikes: Fuji Absolut '04 / Fuji 'Marlboro' Folder
Originally Posted by here and there
Getting my rear-end off the saddle when going over bumps and whatnot.
__________________
Cars kill 45,000 Americans every year.
This is like losing a war every year, except without the parades.
This is like losing a war every year, except without the parades.
#39
CTW Streetfighter Pilots
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 15
Likes: 0
From: MKE, WI
Bikes: 1972 Schwinn Continental SS, 2006 Mercier Kilo TT
Originally Posted by Urban Shooter
Also, I sometimes get ashes in the faces of the riders behind me while I am smoking and riding.
So evil...I also ride in jeans and don't own a helmet.
#44
Chairman of the Bored

Joined: May 2004
Posts: 5,825
Likes: 2
From: St. Petersburg, FL
Bikes: 2004 Raleigh Talus, 2001 Motobecane Vent Noir (Custom build for heavy riders)
Originally Posted by Ken B.
"... nose spelunking ..."
BAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That's great! How about greeny mining.
BAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That's great! How about greeny mining.
That works, but I think "mining for snozz gold" has a better ring
#47
i ride with no hands, drink to much water, ride on the center median then move to either side when a car is coming, or turn on my super bright light to try to blind on coming cars in the middle of the daytime
#48
road rage expert
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 113
Likes: 0
From: Portland Or.
Bikes: Hardrock Pro, Allez elite triple, Raleigh single speed.
my worst habit is being able to read what cars are gonna do, which includes cut me off. And even if I know they are going to cut me off I speed up and challenge them, just so I can yell at them and give them the finger.
#50
Guest
Posts: n/a
OK, here's one I finally broke myself of after several near misses.
It goes like this. You're on a quiet road and hear [and then see in your mirror] a car coming up behind. You ease just a little to the right if you've got the room and let them pass. THEN you ease back to the left, dropping kinda' into the car's wake. . .ONLY to find there was a second vehicle behind the first!!! D@mn!
As I say. . .I finally stopped that maneuver.
It goes like this. You're on a quiet road and hear [and then see in your mirror] a car coming up behind. You ease just a little to the right if you've got the room and let them pass. THEN you ease back to the left, dropping kinda' into the car's wake. . .ONLY to find there was a second vehicle behind the first!!! D@mn!
As I say. . .I finally stopped that maneuver.




