The Grave
#1
The Grave
(Thanks to RonH and his, "Lunch in the car" thread.)
Rolling coffins.
They lure you with promises of freedom, speed, prestige.
Over time, you begin to notice some changes. You start thinking, "Jenny Craig" or "Weight Watchers."
One day, you pull up to the drive-through even though the wait inside is clearly shorter. "I just don't want to go in right now," you say to yourself. You're becoming trapped by your "heavy" lifestyle.
At the supermarket, your excuse for parking as close as possible to the entrance is more practical now. You are sincerely concerned about what the walk might do to your fragile, overweight frame.
Climbing the stairs are against doctor's orders.
Today, you feel good about yourself because you walked to the refrigerator without assistance...
Put a stop to this nonsense, immediately.
Rolling coffins.

They lure you with promises of freedom, speed, prestige.
Over time, you begin to notice some changes. You start thinking, "Jenny Craig" or "Weight Watchers."
One day, you pull up to the drive-through even though the wait inside is clearly shorter. "I just don't want to go in right now," you say to yourself. You're becoming trapped by your "heavy" lifestyle.
At the supermarket, your excuse for parking as close as possible to the entrance is more practical now. You are sincerely concerned about what the walk might do to your fragile, overweight frame.
Climbing the stairs are against doctor's orders.
Today, you feel good about yourself because you walked to the refrigerator without assistance...
Put a stop to this nonsense, immediately.
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Speaking of such things, I noticed something tonight at Wally-World again. Have you ever noticed the overweight people that ride the electric carts? No physical handicap, (except self-inflicted), but they ride instead of walk. To me these are the people that should be walking.
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I never could see a reason to park a car right next to a store, I always park in the back row. Where there is no time lost, for looking for a closer one. The kids always whine about having to walk, just to get to the door. But I think its better for them to walk a little ways.
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Originally posted by Pete Clark
Rolling coffins.
Rolling coffins.
Last edited by riderx; 09-21-01 at 08:35 PM.
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Originally posted by mwmw
The only prejudice I have is against fat people. Fat people can't work hard, and people who work hard can't be fat.
The only prejudice I have is against fat people. Fat people can't work hard, and people who work hard can't be fat.
Sumo wrestlers have a lot of strength and muscle underneath the fat. Babe Ruth carried a good share of body fat on him but worked hard. A lot of the classical boxers and wrestlers had their share of body fat.I'm neither thin nor fat, but I'd rather have a reserve of body fat than be too thin. I get annoyed at the really skinny people who hardly eat and then they get out of breath just walking around the block. They obsess over the fact that a piece of food has *gasp* calories in it and overlook the fact that calories = fuel.
#9
Good point.
It's not your thinness (some people would snap like a stick), but your overall fitness that counts. In fact, it's your overall happiness that counts more. Not how you fit some idea of "ideal."
It's not your thinness (some people would snap like a stick), but your overall fitness that counts. In fact, it's your overall happiness that counts more. Not how you fit some idea of "ideal."
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Originally posted by mwmw
The only prejudice I have is against fat people. Fat people can't work hard, and people who work hard can't be fat.
The only prejudice I have is against fat people. Fat people can't work hard, and people who work hard can't be fat.
How many of you know fat people that want to be fat? How many people do you know that wanted to get fat in the first place?
Just who are we to judge?
No, I'm not fat, I'm just a guy - probably just as judgemental as the rest of you, but (as it happens) not against other peoples size, colour or religious beliefs.
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Originally posted by mwmw
The only prejudice I have is against fat people. Fat people can't work hard, and people who work hard can't be fat.
The only prejudice I have is against fat people. Fat people can't work hard, and people who work hard can't be fat.
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Look, I don't have a prejudice against fat people, but, being a thin person, I get sick of them calling me "lucky" or whatever. Granted, I do have some favourable genes, but maybe they wouldn't be in their position if they didn't spend 5 hours a day in front of the television, or eat McDonalds three meals a day or whatever. For Gawd's sake, JUST GET OVER IT!!!
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Originally posted by PapeteeBooh
If we have to talk about fat people, I liked better the thread "Why do American have such big old butts".
If we have to talk about fat people, I liked better the thread "Why do American have such big old butts".
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The next time you are at Wal-Mart just take a look at the people,that's all,just look at them.
OK some people have a hormone imbalance.I worked with a guy who was huge.He hurt his back and had to have surgery.Before they would operate on him he had to lose 100lbs.His Dr. had some tests run on him and come to find out he had a hormone imbalance.After he stated taking hormones the weight melted off of him,no excersize or dieting.Some people are an endomorph body type.Endomorph body types put weight on easily and have a lot of trouble getting it off.
OK, so when you are at Wal-Mart checking people out ask yourself, are all of these fat people I see suffering from hormone imbalances or are they endomorphs?I think the answer will be no.
OK some people have a hormone imbalance.I worked with a guy who was huge.He hurt his back and had to have surgery.Before they would operate on him he had to lose 100lbs.His Dr. had some tests run on him and come to find out he had a hormone imbalance.After he stated taking hormones the weight melted off of him,no excersize or dieting.Some people are an endomorph body type.Endomorph body types put weight on easily and have a lot of trouble getting it off.
OK, so when you are at Wal-Mart checking people out ask yourself, are all of these fat people I see suffering from hormone imbalances or are they endomorphs?I think the answer will be no.
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Originally posted by Paige
The next time you are at Wal-Mart just take a look at the people,that's all,just look at them.
OK some people have a hormone imbalance.I worked with a guy who was huge.He hurt his back and had to have surgery.Before they would operate on him he had to lose 100lbs.His Dr. had some tests run on him and come to find out he had a hormone imbalance.After he stated taking hormones the weight melted off of him,no excersize or dieting.Some people are an endomorph body type.Endomorph body types put weight on easily and have a lot of trouble getting it off.
OK, so when you are at Wal-Mart checking people out ask yourself, are all of these fat people I see suffering from hormone imbalances or are they endomorphs?I think the answer will be no.
The next time you are at Wal-Mart just take a look at the people,that's all,just look at them.
OK some people have a hormone imbalance.I worked with a guy who was huge.He hurt his back and had to have surgery.Before they would operate on him he had to lose 100lbs.His Dr. had some tests run on him and come to find out he had a hormone imbalance.After he stated taking hormones the weight melted off of him,no excersize or dieting.Some people are an endomorph body type.Endomorph body types put weight on easily and have a lot of trouble getting it off.
OK, so when you are at Wal-Mart checking people out ask yourself, are all of these fat people I see suffering from hormone imbalances or are they endomorphs?I think the answer will be no.
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You know, I used to weigh 265 lbs, back when I drove a truck for a living. It must've been all thos "chicken fried steak with gravy" specials at the truck stop diners!
Now, 10 years later, I'm 175 lbs. I never thought that I was 90 lbs overweight! I no longer bend axles, either!
Now, 10 years later, I'm 175 lbs. I never thought that I was 90 lbs overweight! I no longer bend axles, either!
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Originally posted by D*Alex
...all thos "chicken fried steak with gravy" specials at the truck stop diners!...I no longer bend axles, either!
...all thos "chicken fried steak with gravy" specials at the truck stop diners!...I no longer bend axles, either!
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