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Old 12-17-09 | 03:52 PM
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Whats your best find on the trail?

I found a large screw driver and a drill bit this morning on the way to the trail. It reminded me of New Mexico and riding oilfield roads. My best find was a 36" pipe wrench. I also found 1" to 2" box wrenches. I would also find where teenager had hosted Keggers. I would find where people had passed out and money and other junk fell out of their pockets. I've always been a scavenger. Finding junk is fun.
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Old 12-17-09 | 04:22 PM
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Dead hooker.
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Old 12-17-09 | 04:28 PM
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Dead hooker.
Wouldn't a live one be better? Oh wait, they would charge, sorry!
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Old 12-17-09 | 04:29 PM
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nacho on top of said dead hooker
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Old 12-17-09 | 06:29 PM
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I once found a pile of skin mags, a d*ldo, and a soiled nightie piled up in the bushes. Must have been a pretty cheap date.

Other than that, I haven't found much while on a mtb. On the road bike, I've found all sorts of stuff - tools, money, phones, etc.
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Old 12-17-09 | 07:34 PM
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a mini-pump, water bottle(didnt keep), and a single glove
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Old 12-17-09 | 09:12 PM
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a mini-pump, water bottle(didnt keep), and a single glove
Was it a white glove with glitter and smell like a monkey?
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Old 12-17-09 | 10:36 PM
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Found this at a local trail earlier this year - my third knife find, only one I found in the dirt.
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Old 12-17-09 | 11:11 PM
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At bogus basin in Idaho we found a pink bra, blue skirt, a keg that was flattened with a hammer, the infamous hammer and a sleeping bag.
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Old 12-17-09 | 11:26 PM
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On the trail, not much more than the 'usual' water bottles, tools, sunglasses.

Oh, found these once in a remote picnic area:

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now that truely disturbing, not so much that you found them but that you stoped and took pictures
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Old 12-18-09 | 08:50 AM
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now that truely disturbing, not so much that you found them but that you stoped and took pictures
Ha. I took the pics just for YOU people!
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Old 12-18-09 | 09:24 AM
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Old 12-18-09 | 09:59 AM
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A dead homeless guy. A new handlebar mount for the (unpopular) light I was running at the time. (serendipitous) Water bottles. Tons of reflectors. Maybe I should start picking everything up that I find...I can put it all into a box. (sans dead body)
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Old 12-18-09 | 12:21 PM
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I haven't found anything too good except a taillight and a headlight mount. I put them to good use.

Have found a mountain of spoke/pedal reflectors and helmet visors though.
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Originally Posted by chelboed
A dead homeless guy. A new handlebar mount for the (unpopular) light I was running at the time. (serendipitous) Water bottles. Tons of reflectors. Maybe I should start picking everything up that I find...I can put it all into a box. (sans dead body)
I was wondering what happened to my water cache. Sure was thirsty.
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Old 12-18-09 | 01:00 PM
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I don't think I'd call it a best, or even good find but I found this old dude on the trail nearly in tears cause he couldn't seem to repair his flat without a load of help!

Although I'm a roadie at heart, I couldn't leave his sorry MTB'in arse there alone in tears!

Don't worry Mister, I'll help ya!


His "good find" by his tire!
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Same ride, a gal saw my camera and asked me to take her picture. I did then she said some things that made my knobbies tingle. Gah! I like a woman with curves!:Thumb: If my wife weren't so good to me........



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Old 12-18-09 | 05:40 PM
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Wouldn't a live one be better? Oh wait, they would charge, sorry!
I thought I had a twisted mind.
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Old 12-18-09 | 05:40 PM
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nacho on top of said dead hooker
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Old 12-18-09 | 07:11 PM
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I don't think I'd call it a best, or even good find but I found this old dude on the trail nearly in tears cause he couldn't seem to repair his flat without a load of help!

Although I'm a roadie at heart, I couldn't leave his sorry MTB'in arse there alone in tears!

Don't worry Mister, I'll help ya!


His "good find" by his tire!
I take it he was pumping air into his tubeless tire setup with the nail in?
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Old 12-18-09 | 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Beanz
I don't think I'd call it a best, or even good find but I found this old dude on the trail nearly in tears cause he couldn't seem to repair his flat without a load of help!

Although I'm a roadie at heart, I couldn't leave his sorry MTB'in arse there alone in tears!

Don't worry Mister, I'll help ya!


His "good find" by his tire!
See there are Good Roadies out there. Please see my other thread.
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Old 12-18-09 | 07:21 PM
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