hey gator

go swallow some garlic cloves. remember what grumpy said. Overdose on garlic. just pop a few down whole like they are pills.

On her pants? She said she heard a clink when she went to sit down and thereafter didn't see it anymore. According to her, a doctor where she works has lost pagers to the toilet three times. I didn't realize MDs got so wild in the bathroom.

Who uses pagers anymore? Even the fire department has an automated system that sends a text to my dad's phone.

not me. I got rid of mine 5 years ago. The people who used to page me just call me.

I have green tea for now.

Quackery is taking over.

Lovely discussion this morning.

My ears are just fine, thank you.

Don't enable him.

I got rid of my pager for outside use but I still have a hospital pager for when I am rouding....my answering service sends me messages via text to the cell phone which is still about as annoying as a pager.

Do Canadians (not me) need a passport for a domestic U.S. flight?

I am a sexist.

Because:

It always seems that women are the ones who drop cell phones, pagers, rings, breadboxes etc

in the toilet.

(always in the toilet)

I think it's a plot. When you go (in pairs) to the ladies' room these plots are hatched to see who can think of the most devious way to get their husband/boyfriend to stick his arm in the can.

I don't know for sure, but I think it is only necessary to cross the border. Once inside the US, I don't think a passport is necessary, except as a form of ID.

p&r

<- has never dropped a phone in the toilet.

That's not to say I haven't come close. Not long ago it jumped out of my sweater pocket and hit the seat.

I would be honored to be responsible for getting Addiction P&Red. Especially for a four word sentence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQDt7jVdXQ

I've dropped keys in the toilet.

there's a lot I could say about that.

can you work on getting it sent to Trollheim? Then my post count would be reset to like 200.

apparently I am the primary reason why threads are sent to trollheim anyway

Let's hear it.

Congrats on 10K Grumpy!

+1

Edit: I did the math. 140

Your order XXXXXX was despatched on the 13/12 via standard air mail, unfortunately your order is missing item T0046 PBK budget tool kit plus free road bike set up and maintenance DVD due to a stocking error on our system.



Please accept my apologies regarding this matter. Unfortunately this item is now extinct, therefore we will not be stocking it again, I would like to offer you an exchange up to the value of £26.36, a refund or a gift certificate.
_______________

FML! I actually ordered there Because of that toolkit x.x

Ear wax plug. A little gross to see.

They did the exact same thing I was doing, which was using a syringe to inject water into the ear. Except they knew how much pressure they could apply. I was using about half as much and was worried I might be putting too much pressure on the ear drum. Apparently I could have just kept going and saved myself half a day at the doctor.