If you can't keep a secret, tell us who the stalker is.

yes. stalker is daughter of a family friend of my mum and her siblings so cousin knows her. i've kept the stalking secret for keeping from embarrassing everyone. very awkward position. i have kept all the emails for if the crap ever hits the fan.

i just told my mum. she's calling your mum.

if you bump into her, maybe she will forget about me and go after you? after all, ruokie is a fine figure of a man.

hey velovol

are you jealous of ruokie? he is about to have his nuts groped at the airport.

Do you think she is British?

I was not groped. I'm dissapointed.

Safe trip RuRu

But I have a wife who is hotter than I deserve. Stalker girl will be intimidated.

Thanks. I'll let you know how my open water swimming goes

It depends who is doing the examination.

the result of equality for women. keep your women locked up to protect them from themselves. no offence, truckstop and velogator. it's for your own good.

I ordered some swimming schwag last night, so some of you may have to rue and covet. Or not. Whatever.

He already revealed that she is a California gurl.

I continue to rue my swim

I'm listening to a girl talking about a festivus party she went too. She did not realize that it was ammade up holiday from Seinfeld. They aired grievances but no feats of strength

what the hell is swimming schwag? my entire swimming paraphernalia consists of speedos and goggles.

you have a speedo?

Wetsuit kickboard waterwings

two.

it was dress code for swimming at school. i have never worn them since. they are antiques now.

Goodbye

I ordered a handful of things, but the only thing that matters is this swim cap.

bye ruokie. enjoy the surf.

lame gifts thread this way----------------------------->

Too much anger over there for me. I'm jolly.