I'm a scatter brain, they change everytime I watch a new movie or documentary.

Right now, I want to be a detective and solve murders.

Thieves need to fund their portfolios too

I just caught myself cruising Portland's mugshots page like it was a dating site!

She's kinda cute...

Assault IV and Disorderly Conduct, that's not so bad...

You can start with VV's drug store robberies. Then move up the ladder to Dexter status

We don't offer many opportunities in that here. The biggest mystery is figuring out which users are sock puppets.

Disorderly conduct is such a crock. That whole charge could be a complete crock.

Yeah, some of them were cute, if I was a dude. It wouldn't necessarily be a cheap date for you, but it would be quicker.

So I came this way because I heard rumors of there being a BF brain trust.

I hear paying a girls bail is a good way to get into her heart.

Authorities say recent law enforcement success stories share some of the blame for the surge in robberies. A series of federal indictments this fall shut down some area pain clinics under investigation as pill mills, and new doctor-shopping laws took effect in Florida, a traditional source for the pill pipeline.

I think its the addicts.

Pcad is a member in good standing

Ooooh. I've seen that thread, have you?

There are some hott guys too, like Mr. Contempt of Court here,

I'm still full from dinner at Olive Garden.

I wouldn't know. I prefer shiny things, and gift cards.

Like a bass?

Hahaha! Pricey first date. If I was a defense lawyer I might seriously cruise mugshots like a dating site

I think I'm going to cry

Speaking from experience?

Thanks, but I like my men bald or very close to it. That outfit is soooo 80's, two folded collars, it was a bad idea then and it's a bad idea now.

Only if he knows how to clean & cook it.

All the bald guys look like tweekers so far.

Disorderly conduct can be anything the cop wants it to be. Class IV assault could pretty much be kicking dirt on someone

I used a gift card at Olive Garden tonight.