DC Pirates' Pillages and Plunders
#151
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dc pirate, 4evah.
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hey- pirates in need of FG for chicago - check this:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/bik/102014665.html
(yeah, conversion, but it's the cheapest you'll have a fix)
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/bik/102014665.html
(yeah, conversion, but it's the cheapest you'll have a fix)
#154
Originally Posted by *new*guy
...and you're leaving the door open for more editing!
(emilymildew has a really good bad tattoo story with the very same your/you're madcap hilarity.
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#155
Originally Posted by Elbeekay
on porpoise, of course.
(emilymildew has a really good bad tattoo story with the very same your/you're madcap hilarity.
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(emilymildew has a really good bad tattoo story with the very same your/you're madcap hilarity.
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#157
Lessons learned from the run:
1) Let the girls do the talking to the police.
2) Extinguish headlights when taking photos.
3) Nexus hubs rock!
1) Let the girls do the talking to the police.
2) Extinguish headlights when taking photos.
3) Nexus hubs rock!
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#158
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Originally Posted by dynaryder
1) Let the girls do the talking to the police. 

cop: "you do sound like an ass."
cop: "i don't know what group you're all with..."
cop: "it's illegal to run red lights on a bike in maryland."
me: "sorry, sir. we didn't know that. we're from dc."
cop: "i'm pretty sure it's illegal there too."
me: "i'm sorry, sir. we're just confused."
classic.
#159
Originally Posted by dynaryder
1) Let the girls do the talking to the police. 

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#160
Originally Posted by chimblysweep
cop: "it's illegal to run red lights on a bike in maryland."
me: "sorry, sir. we didn't know that. we're from dc."
cop: "i'm pretty sure it's illegal there too."
me: "i'm sorry, sir. we're just confused."
classic.
me: "sorry, sir. we didn't know that. we're from dc."
cop: "i'm pretty sure it's illegal there too."
me: "i'm sorry, sir. we're just confused."
classic.
this also might have worked, given the neighborhood: "Sorry sir, we're just on the way to the [insert one: yacht, country] club."
#161
misses the city
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From: Rockville, MD
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WTF, you guys got stopped? I didn't know that. Give full details, pls. What did the cop say? Why did Sol say that you have a right to the road (that is, what was he responding to?)?
Also, Justin, hi. (I'm alphabetically and we bumped into each other over on LJ. I recognized yer icon.)
Also, Justin, hi. (I'm alphabetically and we bumped into each other over on LJ. I recognized yer icon.)
#162
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we ran a red light, and according to the cop, someone "nearly got hit." he didn't know how to deal with a large pack of swiftly moving pirates, though, so he sort of drove up and down the pack yelling at each of us in turn, until i stopped him, by stopping myself.
#163
it had my timbers shivering
i sure was glad to have the girls there to "yarrrbitrate"
yeah i don't like the flashy lights unless they're blinky and strapped to pCow's bars
Speaking of you cow,,,
where's that "photo i'd just love" of my soon-to-be frame?
i sure was glad to have the girls there to "yarrrbitrate"
yeah i don't like the flashy lights unless they're blinky and strapped to pCow's bars
Speaking of you cow,,,
where's that "photo i'd just love" of my soon-to-be frame?
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#166
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We need a who's-who on those photos. I need to connect names with faces...
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#167
Originally Posted by chimblysweep
we ran a red light, and according to the cop, someone "nearly got hit." he didn't know how to deal with a large pack of swiftly moving pirates, though, so he sort of drove up and down the pack yelling at each of us in turn, until i stopped him, by stopping myself.
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#168
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Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
We need a who's-who on those photos. I need to connect names with faces...
#169
i am sure that i hate you
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Originally Posted by Rincewind8
I heard (from someone who saw the cop and better not ran the light right in front of him), that the someone "nearly got hit." is total BS. Apparently there was NO CROSSING TRAFFIC WHATSOEVER!!! 

Yeah i agree with emily, maryland bicycle laws suck, so we should be very cautious there or avoid maryland streets.
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#170
Originally Posted by emilymildew
Also, Justin, hi. (I'm alphabetically and we bumped into each other over on LJ. I recognized yer icon.)
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#173
Originally Posted by poopncow
Justin, where were you man?
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#174
Slower than you
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Originally Posted by justin79
I couldn't make it this time; I was getting ready to go to San Francisco this weekend. Next time.
#175
Originally Posted by Judah
Hey, give me a call if you're around during the day on Friday. I'm gonna be riding and drinking until around 4:30. I think you have my number, no?
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