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STEEKER 06-15-06 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
Like Shiznaz leads up to.... is there a single speed rider on there or on the list? You guys are all fixed no?
Spelling out all out on a single line makes for small illegible jersey type.

I thought you were going to be going single speed????

32flavours 06-15-06 09:43 AM

What about TORONTO SSFG? Simple = awesome.

TRaffic Jammer 06-15-06 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by STEEKER
I thought you were going to be going single speed????

I'm going to be both.... I'm also not getting a jersey at this point either, so don't wait up for me.
thanks for thinkin of me though. I think yes to fixed being primary to ss

Shiznaz 06-15-06 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by 32flavours
What about TORONTO SSFG? Simple = awesome.

apparently people will think you are a nazi if the letters SS are on your cycling jersey

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 09:49 AM

just a thought - if the jersey read just fixed gear i could probably get some of the guys from the toronto fixed group on board for a jersey, could bring the costs down...

STEEKER 06-15-06 09:51 AM

word of advice, Never do repair work on your bike while naked,,,,,,,,,,,,, and the SS thing on a shirt looks bad to peeps not in the know about bikes

Shiznaz 06-15-06 09:52 AM

TORONTO
One Gear



Can everyone be happy now?

32flavours 06-15-06 09:53 AM

I like that.

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by Shiznaz
apparently people will think you are a nazi if the letters SS are on your cycling jersey

yeah that's what i meant...

gboy 06-15-06 09:58 AM

^^But what about the SSFG wannabes like me?

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by Shiznaz
TORONTO
One Gear



Can everyone be happy now?

i call a truce; i really like that. very simple.

TRaffic Jammer 06-15-06 10:00 AM

Yea I see loads of Nazis out riding around. Way to ruin letter association, and the little arty mustache.




edit I love that pic Wes.

somnambulant 06-15-06 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by jeremywhitehorn
he, he nipple leak! (where that school-girlish picture of somnambulat now?)

never used the norco patches. usually keep the Park tool patches handy for emergencies but for permament fix you have to use the proper glue+sandpaper+patch kits...or replace the tube.

http://static.flickr.com/3/3525756_3b4b61f188_m.jpg

Shiznaz 06-15-06 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by jeremywhitehorn
yeah that's what i meant...

Yeah I was facetiously mocking the notion. Apart from being used by the nazis to abbreviate "Schutzstaffeln" SS regularly stands for Stainless Steel, Social Services, Steam Ship (S.S. Enterprise etc), Surround Sound, Single Speed, Screen Shot and god knows how many others. Lets not let the nazis win this one people.

somnambulant 06-15-06 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
Yea I see loads of Nazis out riding around. Way to ruin letter association, and the little arty mustache.

hahaha.. I always said that nobody would ever be able to wear one of those again but I actually saw a guy with a total hitler moustache a few weeks ago. Although in his case I think it was more of a mario/luigi moustache. :P

TRaffic Jammer 06-15-06 10:07 AM

^**** disturber^ up above you Wes. :lol: Good for him, it's gotta take some stones to sport that around town. Even though it never should have been vilified, it's not the hairs made him, well.... Hitler. What's the original name of it?

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Yeah I was facetiously mocking the notion. Apart from being used by the nazis to abbreviate "Schutzstaffeln" SS regularly stands for Stainless Steel, Social Services, Steam Ship (S.S. Enterprise etc), Surround Sound, Single Speed, Screen Shot and god knows how many others. Lets not let the nazis win this one people.

i guess the trouble with written text is that it doen't translate sarcasm very well. i was joking too about the 3rd reich thing. anyway, why don't we go for the gusto and offend eveyone and put "SS FG **** **** **** anus" on the shirt? [joke/sarcasm]

EDIT: wow none of my swear words were posted. anyway, i was thinking along the lines of "Toronton SS FG F**k ***** Cnut anus d!ck" you get the idea.

Shiznaz 06-15-06 10:16 AM

I vote we just get jerseys with a big picture of a guys face and underneath it says "THE PROPHET MOHAMMED"

STEEKER 06-15-06 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by Shiznaz
I vote we just get jerseys with a big picture of a guys face and underneath it says "THE PROPHET MOHAMMED"

Not bloody likely mate

TRaffic Jammer 06-15-06 10:19 AM

:lol: Oh man now we're having fun.
So it becomes the seven words you CAN'T put on a jersey? :lol:
Imagine trying to order that?..... "You want it to say what on the front Sir....?"

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by somnambulant
hahaha.. I always said that nobody would ever be able to wear one of those again but I actually saw a guy with a total hitler moustache a few weeks ago. Although in his case I think it was more of a mario/luigi moustache. :P

you know, everything makes a comeback. there used to be a guy working at book city that wore a monocle. i thought mr peanute ruined those too but, hey do what feels right...

STEEKER 06-15-06 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by jeremywhitehorn
you know, everything makes a comeback. there used to be a guy working at book city that wore a monocle. i thought mr peanute ruined those too but, hey do what feels right...

woeeeeeeeeee so we can have handle bar streamers on our Fixies:D

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by Shiznaz
I vote we just get jerseys with a big picture of a guys face and underneath it says "THE PROPHET MOHAMMED"

that's right, don't forget the hand grenade in the you-know-where (thank you danish newspapers). i think we're on some CISIS watch list now...

TRaffic Jammer 06-15-06 10:25 AM

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5...t17inch8ij.jpg
That's OK CSIS will lose it.

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 10:26 AM

anyone interested in going to the "worlwide short film festival" on sat night? (a friend's film is screening there). my wife just ditched me for "girls night" instead.

operator 06-15-06 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Yeah I was facetiously mocking the notion. Apart from being used by the nazis to abbreviate "Schutzstaffeln" SS regularly stands for Stainless Steel, Social Services, Steam Ship (S.S. Enterprise etc), Surround Sound, Single Speed, Screen Shot and god knows how many others. Lets not let the nazis win this one people.

To make it perfectly clear we mean nazi SS not any of those other perverted forms of SS we should have a giant swastika on the back of the Jersey.

On a more serious note we should have bikeforums somewhere on the jersey (small).


anyone interested in going to the "worlwide short film festival" on sat night? (a friend's film is screening there). my wife just ditched me for "girls night" instead.
Hawt girls for to win!

PS Or you can one up her by doing a beer/cycling/blaze night ftw!

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by operator
To make it perfectly clear we mean nazi SS not any of those other perverted forms of SS we should have a giant swastika on the back of the Jersey.

On a more serious note we should have bikeforums somewhere on the jersey (small).



Hawt girls for to win!

not that kind of film festival. although my friend's film does feature a sex scene with characters made with orgami (stop motion).

jeremywhitehorn 06-15-06 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by operator
PS Or you can one up her by doing a beer/cycling/blaze night ftw!

that's why i invited you guys, hoping two kill to birds w/ one stone. the festival starts a midnight, BTW.

32flavours 06-15-06 10:42 AM

I'm actually a fan of *not* putting bikeforums on the jersey. No one needs to know we spend more time posting about bikes on the internet than riding them.

operator 06-15-06 10:43 AM

Wet blanket


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