yep......I'm struggling for PG13+ double entendre.

LOL - nice one Ed, again. :)

Back when Trans World Airlines was still in business, Bill Clinton took a flight. The young air hostess came by to offer him a drink. She said "Would you like some of our TWA coffee?", to which he replied, "No, but I'd like some of your TWA tea".

If you don't get it, tell it to someone else.

very witty. Good old Bill, a ladies man.

LOL. Maybe berny volunteered!!!!

Boony just piped up...


"Get me a VB....the cricket's about to start."

Que?

Te gusta huevos verdes y hamon?

green eggs and ham???

Si!

You speak Spanish like a Mexican Expat!!!

I went to the 'Museo del Jamon' in Madrid. Friggin ham hocks hanging from the ceiling!!! Yuk

I'm sure jamon e quesos bocadilla is the natinal dish of Spain.

Photos Please :p

Oh the pain...

up here Victorians are commonly referred to as Mexicans, making Expat's 'green eggs and ham' quote funny in the extreme (for anyone north of the border that is!)

But if you're from down that way, don't feel bad. Ppls from Cane Toad Country often refer to us as Mexicans too.

Hell no.....but if you get into the right training group on Beach Rd, my evidence can be corroborated by a select few.

Si, ocho anos en la escuala, para cincuenta palabras de espanol.

So you fellas. It seems I have strained or pulled my Biceps Femoris down near where it goes across the back of the knee. It's fine if I can keep it stretched and straight. Left the leg stay bent for a while and it tightens and gets sore. What yous rekon to get it better? Stay off the bike and take it easy? Or do some light riding to losen it up?

rest until it sez it's ready for light work. Ice could still be useful too

hey Ed, another chance to show your smarts, and have a quick perve :p

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=168616

Hola Expat

Nachos enchiladas vamos arreiba arrieba toro Speedy Gonzales tacos fajitas tortilla spaghetti, um... no spaghetti

Adios Amigos

EDIT - Here is the google translation of your text 'If, eight anuses in escuala, for fifty words of espanol.' :D

How embarrassment! http://www.dailytelegraph.news.com.a...001025,00.html

He obviously tried to set up a bit of three way action, the dirty little boy! :p

But by the weekend, she had started packing his belongings into his 4WD BMW, parked under her apartment complex....

"I wanted blood last night and now I think I'm OK," she said.

Which probably means that all his things got trashed or burned, including the beemer :lol:

Hmmm. Eight years of school for 50 words of Spanish.

To those aussies that know about Newcastle Bike shops. I went to the cranky/vocal/chew your ear off guy in Adamstown today. He barely talked to me! (I must smell or something) Its only cost me $15 to fix the wheel, where hadleys said I would need to buy a new one. *shakes fist at expat* ;)

I bought some paint today as well, the bike should/will be a nice forest green this Australia Day.

Maurice? He's a top bloke, just don't mention the Rainbow Warrior incident again. Ok?