Someone trying to drop me.
10-25-06 | 11:30 AM
#76
I can't find my pants
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Originally Posted by whitemax
Doesn't look like that one goes over 120 at the most.
10-25-06 | 11:39 AM
#77
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From: Killadelphia
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Originally Posted by mirona
Dummy, that dial is in Jigowatts.
10-25-06 | 11:40 AM
#78
Nonsense
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R600 exudes wattage.
He farts tornados.
He pisses radioactive napalm.
His bike is custom made out of steel I-beams.
He stomps on the pedals so hard he splits atoms, the inspiration for the Manhattan Project. In a way, DA is responsible for US victory in WWII.
He's the most powerful cellphone relay tower in the world.
He can crush an oil drum on his forehead.
He farts tornados.
He pisses radioactive napalm.
His bike is custom made out of steel I-beams.
He stomps on the pedals so hard he splits atoms, the inspiration for the Manhattan Project. In a way, DA is responsible for US victory in WWII.
He's the most powerful cellphone relay tower in the world.
He can crush an oil drum on his forehead.
10-25-06 | 11:43 AM
#79
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Originally Posted by El Diablo Rojo
The only good thing about 600's posts are the responses...some of these are quite funny.
Originally Posted by Victor Chan/R600DA
Called me a poser? I ride 100% LTHR for more than 5 minutes???
From: Victor Chan
Date: Fri, Aug 16 2002 5:03 am
There is this rider in a bike forum calling me a poser because I want to
complete a century within 5 hours and would go all out for 40 miles at 100%
to 103% LTHR and sub 100% LTHR for the remaining 40 miles. 1 rest stop.
The first 20 miles would be warm up. I told him I normally trained in criss
cross intervals for over 30 miles in Central Park (5 laps), 1 hour and 25
minutes, and spend over 30 minutes in 100%+ to 106% LTHR. Average about 5+
minutes in 100%+ LTHR on one lap. My LTHR is 177, MHR is 193. Max LTHR
reached is 110%. He didn't believe the data and accused me of getting my
LTHR screwed up and calling me a poser, once I told him about my data. I
called him a lazy ass who rarely rides above his LTHR. He further claimed
that, according to his expertise, NO ONE can ride more than 30 to 40 miles
at their LTHR at all. Is this guy a moron or what? I know he knows ****
about racing because in a race you DO ride above your LTHR for more than 5
minutes in several successions or attacks.
From: Victor Chan
Date: Fri, Aug 16 2002 5:03 am
There is this rider in a bike forum calling me a poser because I want to
complete a century within 5 hours and would go all out for 40 miles at 100%
to 103% LTHR and sub 100% LTHR for the remaining 40 miles. 1 rest stop.
The first 20 miles would be warm up. I told him I normally trained in criss
cross intervals for over 30 miles in Central Park (5 laps), 1 hour and 25
minutes, and spend over 30 minutes in 100%+ to 106% LTHR. Average about 5+
minutes in 100%+ LTHR on one lap. My LTHR is 177, MHR is 193. Max LTHR
reached is 110%. He didn't believe the data and accused me of getting my
LTHR screwed up and calling me a poser, once I told him about my data. I
called him a lazy ass who rarely rides above his LTHR. He further claimed
that, according to his expertise, NO ONE can ride more than 30 to 40 miles
at their LTHR at all. Is this guy a moron or what? I know he knows ****
about racing because in a race you DO ride above your LTHR for more than 5
minutes in several successions or attacks.
10-25-06 | 11:47 AM
#80
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Originally Posted by botto
check out this thread from 4 years back on usenet. he last for about one more thread then never came back
10-25-06 | 11:47 AM
#81
Dirt-riding heretic
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Originally Posted by botto
check out this thread from 4 years back on usenet. he last for about one more thread then never came back
While the units on the dial may have changed, the tool remains the same. No, not the bike, the other tool.
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10-25-06 | 11:48 AM
#82
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Originally Posted by DrPete
Wow, that takes you back--In the days when the dial was in BPM, not watts.
While the units on the dial may have changed, the tool remains the same. No, not the bike, the other tool.
While the units on the dial may have changed, the tool remains the same. No, not the bike, the other tool.
I bet his LT is at 300bpm
10-25-06 | 11:50 AM
#83
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Originally Posted by DrPete
Wow, that takes you back--In the days when the dial was in BPM, not watts.
While the units on the dial may have changed, the tool remains the same. No, not the bike, the other tool.
While the units on the dial may have changed, the tool remains the same. No, not the bike, the other tool.
103%/106%/110%... i bet he even does dial it up to 11 after all
10-25-06 | 11:57 AM
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10-25-06 | 11:59 AM
#86
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I still say the reason he hasn't posted again is:
A. He knows he's a complete tool. And doesn't want to be ripped on further.
B. The Flux Capacitor in his wattage dial has reached full output and he hit 88 mph downhill and has been catapulted forward through time to when riders are actually fast enough to keep up with him.
A. He knows he's a complete tool. And doesn't want to be ripped on further.
B. The Flux Capacitor in his wattage dial has reached full output and he hit 88 mph downhill and has been catapulted forward through time to when riders are actually fast enough to keep up with him.
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10-25-06 | 12:01 PM
#87
Originally Posted by 'nother
Of course. It's pretty common knowledge. My favorite FLW is Fallingwater; I grew up near there and it's absolutely spectacular.
However, what you are missing is that whitemax cited "Art Vandalay", which is a reference to an episode (actually several episodes) of Seinfeld where George pretends to be "Art Vandalay, Architect" (George's childhood dream) who designed, "the new addition to the Guggenheim".
However, what you are missing is that whitemax cited "Art Vandalay", which is a reference to an episode (actually several episodes) of Seinfeld where George pretends to be "Art Vandalay, Architect" (George's childhood dream) who designed, "the new addition to the Guggenheim".
10-25-06 | 12:03 PM
#88
Dirt-riding heretic
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From: Gig Harbor, WA
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Originally Posted by CyLowe97
R600's posts are a lot like FLW's architecture... spectacular to behold from afar, but once you've been inside one, you realize the damn roof is leaking.
Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
I am not sure if the amount of calories burnt is an indication of your effort. In fact, as long as your effort remain aerobic, versus anaerobic, you burn more calories.
NYC is a pretty cramped place--you'd think his neighbors would complain about the smell from the colossal pile of bull***** eventually.
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10-25-06 | 12:16 PM
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10-25-06 | 12:18 PM
#90
Know Your Onion!
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Originally Posted by bdcheung
10-25-06 | 12:26 PM
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https://www.bikeforums.net/road-cycling/136161-i-am-sorry-i-have-drop-you-because-you-look-like-lance.html - September 2005
Too funny. All of his threads have the same tone. Dropped this guy, dialed up to this wattage, looked back and he was defeated, nobody can beat me...
This guy is having his own personal races that nobody apparently knows about. He could be "racing" hot dog carts for all we know.
Too funny. All of his threads have the same tone. Dropped this guy, dialed up to this wattage, looked back and he was defeated, nobody can beat me...
This guy is having his own personal races that nobody apparently knows about. He could be "racing" hot dog carts for all we know.
10-25-06 | 12:54 PM
#98
Faster but still slow
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Hehehe....a lot of Hard folks here. I placed 61 out of 125 riders. The result didn't tell me how many actually finished the race. I was racing with the cat4.
