Ma is bi-curious? I thought she would have had all that stuff resolved when she was at uni.

Yeah well, I'm a late bloomer.

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I did see that, and I didn't know what to say. Just kidding, although, as I've said, I'd rather walk around with used toilet paper stuck to my shoe

Personally, I'd prefer the chainring tatt

hehe, I've never had one on the road bike before... plenty on the MTB after 'involuntary excursions' though. Had to happen in front of Oz

...glad he didn't notice my helmet mirror, reflectors and bell

Hardy Hard her.

Good Call.

Lloyd is a deserving winner. Awesome effort by McConnell.

One of the most impressive DNF lists I've seen!!!

Yeah that was a good call too!! I would of picked him too maybe but he is too much of a cocky bugger!

do you ride in that fluoro orange vest, or was that just for the corner duty?

Hope you're takin the piss cos Lloydy's a top bloke...

fluoro orange vest? That's a dayglo fully ventilated quick release team issue jersey with double overhead velcro fasteners.
It's what all the cool kids are wearing

Sharapova is a big tranny: she's about 6ft4", with shoulders wider than John Kennedy

I thought all the cool kids were wearing 10-yr-old LOOK tops with torn sleeves and holes in them, like me

let's hope he becomes bigger and ten times more famous than his dopey, diving, stupid grass-throwing namesake, with the permanent 'dead fish' look on his face

Top blokes can be cocky ****s also!

*cough* *cough*

Sunderland, himself a former professional from Australia, believes that the timing of the Australian nationals always presents an issue for the nation's top riders, as its far too early in the season for the riders to be at the top of their game. "In this part of the season it's much more important to train than race," Sunderland said recently. "It will always be a problem with the Australian championships and I felt the same way back when I was racing myself. Last year they skipped the championships and they were happy about that afterwards."

Sutherland is bloody genius IMO. I want the nationals held DURING the road season thankyouverymuch!

Fark off THAT Lloyd is a top bloke! His missus is grouse too. Very down to earth.

Hehe yeah but she would go off like a free keg at the Mid City Tavern in Moe.

eh, they're both dopey bogans from the western 'burbs

Good one einstein

No one doubted you on that point, it's just having a national RR during the real road season is impossible for us.

Old, fat Grunta has been quiet today; he must've gorn to Crackafat to watch the race

Fark, you have spent a bit of time down this way, haven't ya.

Get farked. I'm big boned.

Edmund Hillary was a ****. If he was hard he would have conquered Mt Bunningyong. geez the wind was friggin cold up there this morning, and it was drizzly. Luckily classic has been to Ballarat before and knew to take some warm clothes. The sun didn't make an appearance until about 2pm.