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Old 03-24-08 | 06:59 PM
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Showing up with pink handlebar tassels and shaved legs is key to confusing them all. Then you attack.
There is a guy in town, his bars broke last year and while it was the shop getting fixed a teammate had pink bar tape put on it. At the next ride, he traded pink glasses glasses and socks... of course, he can crush pretty much any of us.
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:02 PM
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There is a guy in town, his bars broke last year and while it was the shop getting fixed a friend had pink bar tape put on it. At the next ride, he traded pink glasses glasses and socks... of course, he can crush pretty much any of us.
I enjoy doing 25mph on my $179 Fuji Hybrid with Alivio & slicks. Although I agree with the folks who give me that look - flat bars really don't belong in a tight group.
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:08 PM
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I enjoy doing 25mph on my $179 Fuji Hybrid with Alivio & slicks. Although I agree with the folks who give me that look - flat bars really don't belong in a tight group.
yeah, descending is fun sometimes.
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:12 PM
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This thread seems strangely familiar, makes me feel like Yelling.
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:12 PM
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yeah, descending is fun sometimes.
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:22 PM
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i forgot to mention that patentcad posted a pic of patentcadette's date to the prom:
Before he picked her up.

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And considering pcadette is what, 14?, this is how he looked after showing up at the door and PCad got through with him.

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Old 03-24-08 | 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Voodoo76
This thread seems strangely familiar, makes me feel like Yelling.
No kidding. Over 130 posts in less than 24 hours.

The best way to start a bull$h1t tornado on BF is to talk about "elitists".
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:28 PM
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When I give a simple "Good morning" it is rarely returned. But thats the way its always been with bikers, theyre very snobbish.
if you can talk while riding, then you not ride hard enough.
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:31 PM
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No kidding. Over 130 posts in less than 24 hours.

The best way to start a bull$h1t tornado on BF is to talk about "elitists".
that's because there's so many insecure freds on bf.
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:38 PM
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Thank God there are no insecure Road Nazis here.
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Old 03-24-08 | 07:46 PM
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Ok, just let me know when the next slow, out of shape, insecure fred's on steel touring bikes with fenders and racks group ride is,

I am sooo ready....
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Old 03-24-08 | 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by redneckwes
Ok, just let me know when the next slow, out of shape, insecure fred's on steel touring bikes with fenders and racks group ride is,

I am sooo ready....
I'm with you wes. We'll crush their freddy fender souls.
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Old 03-24-08 | 08:21 PM
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I don't think this is even remotely true. Try going down to a city park and getting into a pick up basketball game. Now try it out of shape and wearing penny loafers and see how many times they pass you the ball. Isn't this similar to what the OP did?

Ever just walk up to a bunch of soccer players getting ready to start a game and see if you could join them? Maybe hop into a volleyball game or a softball game? Would you usually be welcome? Cycling is one of the only sports where a complete outsider is welcome on most rides. Yes, there are a few "elitists", but there are far more friendly and welcoming bike riders and racers.
The local group I ride with twice a week (and who drop my twice a week) told me they only look down on the people that stop showing up.
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Old 03-24-08 | 08:27 PM
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OP- just go do your own thing for a while. Get in shape.

"Tonight, it ain't right.
I got to have me a week,
but I'll be back for you, Jack,
and I'll let the machine speak."

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For you, just substitute "year" for "week."
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Old 03-24-08 | 08:28 PM
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OP- just go do your own thing for a while. Get in shape.

"Tonight, it ain't right.
I got to have me a week,
but I'll be back for you, Jack,
and I'll let the machine speak."

-ZZ Top

For you,
just substitute "year" for "week."
doesn't rhyme
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Old 03-24-08 | 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by redneckwes
Ok, just let me know when the next slow, out of shape, insecure fred's on steel touring bikes with fenders and racks group ride is,

I am sooo ready....
We'll see ya in September, Wes!
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Old 03-24-08 | 09:12 PM
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This thread illustrates precisely why I prefer to ride alone. Not like our rebel friend in cycling, Pee Wee Herman, but I like to ride fast, to test myself against the course. I know I would be in the way of fellow club riders, and frankly, have no desire to learn how to ride in a group. Much respect to you club riders, but some of us just aren't cut out for it :-)

Although when I do pass you guys going the other direction, it is rare that a cycling wave is reciprocated.
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Old 03-24-08 | 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I'm with you wes. We'll crush their freddy fender souls.
Not likely.

P-Cad, I'd see your back wheel for about 15 seconds. Then I'd be dropped.

Chipcom dropped me, came back, dragged me back up, stole my lunch money, then dropped my steel riding fendered rear end again.

The cool thing was, there is allways Somebody In worse shape, or riding an even heavier, over racked contraption out there somewhere.

I so totally dusted a family on repro Schwinn Apple crates. They never knew what hit em..................
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Old 03-24-08 | 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by redneckwes
The cool thing was, there is allways Somebody In worse shape, or riding an even heavier, over racked contraption out there somewhere.
Ah.
The corollary to the "always somebody faster" hypothesis.
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Ah.
The corollary to the "always somebody faster" hypothesis.
When you are this slow...you live on in the hope that you will find someone even slower.
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Old 03-24-08 | 09:36 PM
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i hope one day the karma train punches those elitists in the mouth. don't sweat it. take off your racks and fenders if you want. also, i'm sure people have mentioned, but are there any recreational riding clubs in your area as opposed to the competitive ones? and to make you feel better, my friend in san fran did group rides on a single speed geared at 44/16 and SMOKED riders who were riding 5, 6, and even 22K custom bikes. of course his engine is more efficient.
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Old 03-24-08 | 09:54 PM
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i hope one day the karma train punches those elitists in the mouth. don't sweat it. take off your racks and fenders if you want. also, i'm sure people have mentioned, but are there any recreational riding clubs in your area as opposed to the competitive ones? and to make you feel better, my friend in san fran did group rides on a single speed geared at 44/16 and SMOKED riders who were riding 5, 6, and even 22K custom bikes. of course his engine is more efficient.
isn't this post the definition of what a Fred is? Or a Fred Frend?
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Old 03-24-08 | 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by andychang
i hope one day the karma train punches those elitists in the mouth. don't sweat it. take off your racks and fenders if you want. also, i'm sure people have mentioned, but are there any recreational riding clubs in your area as opposed to the competitive ones? and to make you feel better, my friend in san fran did group rides on a single speed geared at 44/16 and SMOKED riders who were riding 5, 6, and even 22K custom bikes. of course his engine is more efficient.
looks like someone's feeling a little insecure.
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Old 03-24-08 | 09:58 PM
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I always love it when someone turns this into a "straight edge", organic only, single speed dude vs. roadie snob thing.

On the group rides I go to, of which there are three, there are widely ranging levels of bikes and ability levels. $10k to 1980's 10 speeds. Only thing that matters is that you go fast, and keep it rubber side down.

Oh, and your friend would have to be turning 140rpm to avoid getting dropped for most of a group ride around here, FYI.
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Old 03-24-08 | 10:00 PM
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P-Cad, I'd see your back wheel for about 15 seconds. Then I'd be dropped.
Now you know how I feel at the front of a NY City 35+ vets race.
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