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Dealing with freds (and sub-freds)

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Old 03-26-08 | 12:24 PM
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If you tell me you ride a Toupe saddle, the irony would be outstanding.
I'm way too cheap to buy one of those...
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Old 03-26-08 | 12:31 PM
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Bite your tongue. They are old enough to have kids, but I am surely not old enough to be a grandpa. Not sure how this happened but I think it is covered by the Theory of Relativity or something.
I been a grandpa since I was 43!
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Old 03-26-08 | 12:34 PM
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I been a grandpa since I was 43!
Wow - you are OLD!
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Old 03-26-08 | 12:35 PM
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ha. this link should be on the front page of the road cycling forum.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_%28bicycling%29

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Old 03-26-08 | 12:39 PM
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OK!, I guess I am an emerging Fred. 72 Schwinn Sports Tourer, long time mechanic, beard, ponytail, and over 55. Been riding the same bike for over 35 years, and getting myself back into shape after to many years not riding. Hope to do the STP this year.
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Old 03-26-08 | 12:40 PM
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Lord willing, I hope to be dead and buried by then.

I've watched too many episodes of Intervention on A&E.
DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, watch the movie Thirteen. I have a 2 year old daughter and I shudder at the very thought.
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Old 03-26-08 | 12:40 PM
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'Emerging Fred'?
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Old 03-26-08 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
'Emerging Fred'?
??? Got a beter description?
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Old 03-26-08 | 12:54 PM
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Aspiring Fred?

Once and Future Fred?
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Old 03-26-08 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by wmelton
I can't stand it anymore ...
I think this one works better

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Old 03-26-08 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by crtreedude
Wow - you are OLD!
Who's the guy who had the Happy Birthday thread recently...in the 50+ forum!

We're both 59ers....but you're the OLD 59er!
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:00 PM
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I think this one works better

where oh where did you find a picture of my little sister? just kidding.
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ai52487963
I think this one works better

Agree
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:13 PM
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Cop Buddys? OMG Try again. On second thought don't even bother.
Nobody is above the law.

That's cool that your friend has a friend (or whatever the 6 Degrees of Separation are) that can use their position in the Govt to exert punishments outside the scope of the law.

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Old 03-26-08 | 01:14 PM
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I wonder what they call a Fred in the world of golf? Because I think I'm one of those. I just payed way to much for a new titanium driver.
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Who's the guy who had the Happy Birthday thread recently...in the 50+ forum!

We're both 59ers....but you're the OLD 59er!
Pshaw - you only grow old because of your kids - you know that! And surely a gramps is older than a father...
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by jimbud
I wonder what they call a Fred in the world of golf? Because I think I'm one of those. I just payed way to much for a new titanium driver.
Would that be a duffer?
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:19 PM
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Would that be a duffer?
See now I thought a duffer would be someone with old equipment. Tiger wanabe?
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
'Emerging Fred'?
See, now, just like the other 'elitist' threat, we end up talking about fly fishing again. I think I caught a few trout on a Fred Emerger the other day.
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:19 PM
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Lord willing, I hope to be dead and buried by then.

I've watched too many episodes of Intervention on A&E.
Don't watch Dateline's To Catch a Predator then. It will make you want to get either a gun or a table saw.
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by jimbud
See now I thought a duffer would be someone with old equipment. Tiger wanabe?
How about a Tigger?
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by HigherGround
Don't watch Dateline's To Catch a Predator then. It will make you want to get either a gun or a table saw.
I didn't think you could make a chasity belt with a table saw.
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:26 PM
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I didn't think you could make a chasity belt with a table saw.
Probably not. But you can correct the attitudes of people who might try to get in to said chastity belt; or just get rid of their bodies.
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:32 PM
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Probably not. But you can correct the attitudes of people who might try to get in to said chastity belt; or just get rid of their bodies.
Good point.
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Old 03-26-08 | 01:33 PM
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I'm a closeted Fred posing as an anti-elitist elitist who can ride, but not too well. I still look like hell in spandex, though.
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