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Turd Ferguson 09-29-08 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by bbattle (Post 7568546)
I met quite the character on my Saturday ride. He pulled up just as I and She Who Must Be Obeyed were getting ready to head out. 80+ years old, been riding the same Ross mtb. for over 20 years. Picking up cans by the side of the road all that time earned him over $75,000. Claimed to have over 150,000 miles on the bike.

http://gallery.mac.com/bbattle/100168/100_1434/web.jpg

Hmmm...150,000 miles on that bike. Good thing he made $75k to replace all the broken cranks. ;)

patentcad 09-29-08 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by markwebb (Post 7570253)
You are showing a different side here. You're self-effacing (sp?) and actually quite funny !

You're gaining points. But you better quit now - you'l ruin your rep :)

You seriously need to STFU and ride your friggin bicycle. North Hollywood. God help us.

halfspeed 09-29-08 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by markwebb (Post 7566331)
...if you get in a tither that they didn't ga ga over you bike...

Except that there is no evidence that happened. You really should quit while you're behind. You're heading toward an epic fail of lazyrider proportions.

mattm 09-29-08 04:26 PM

i skipped to page 8..

anyone post that funny pic of the mega-fred riding that gyroscope thingy yet? if not, now's the time..

that'll make this thread worth something.

ElJamoquio 09-29-08 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by markwebb (Post 7564371)
5 in back/ 1 in front was all we had.

Huh?

ElJamoquio 09-29-08 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by markwebb (Post 7564525)
No - I wanted a quality bike. I don't equate Taiwan with quality, and I didn't want a faux Italian bike made in Taiwan, either fo same quality issues. And I was concerned about the quality of paint on Italian bikes these days. I wanted quality. That's not smug that's spending money wisely.

Taiwan doesn't have quality bikes?

Huh?

If you said that you didn't want a bike made in mainland China, because of political something-or-other, I'd understand... but Taiwan?

Quality?

That's what you're going with?

Camilo 09-29-08 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by DrPete (Post 7557238)
I'm going to email Cervelo to tell them to be a little more conspicuous with the branding. :D

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7/DSC00310.jpg

With a bike that looks like that, he probably thought you were with the circus.

DrPete 09-29-08 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by Camilo (Post 7570897)
With a bike that looks like that, he probably thought you were with the circus.

My handstands at 25mph still need work. ;)

uke 09-29-08 05:04 PM

Have you had the chance to ride some of the same routes you rode on older bikes? If so, how do your speeds compare?

Camilo 09-29-08 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by DrPete (Post 7564299)
Before you request the sticky you should probably realize that you're kinda making a doosh of yourself.

Yea, and someone who makes fun of the unitiated in the hotel lobby and reminds us of his irrelevant professional credentials every post is not a doosh (sic).

Ih8lucky13 09-29-08 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by Camilo (Post 7570992)
Yea, and someone who makes fun of the unitiated in the hotel lobby and reminds us of his irrelevant professional credentials every post is not a doosh (sic).

WOW. Dr Pete in your time away from BF do you kick these peoples puppies. I don't understand this bile directed at Dr Pete. If I spent all that time in school earning my medical degree I would be proud to tell people about it.

Camilo get over it.

Campag4life 09-29-08 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by Camilo (Post 7570992)
Yea, and someone who makes fun of the unitiated in the hotel lobby and reminds us of his irrelevant professional credentials every post is not a doosh (sic).

Come on you guys...lets lighten up a bit. Doc bringing up the guy in the lobby was just an excuse to show off his cool bike. ;) tho Doc wouldn't admit that. :) I will admit...it is very cool looking bike and kind of makes me want to get one but not sure if I would like that TT position for the kind of riding I do. Anybody who says Doc's bike ain't bad@$$'ed and special doesn't appreciate bikes and we all do.

patentcad 09-29-08 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Camilo (Post 7570992)
Yea, and someone who makes fun of the unitiated in the hotel lobby and reminds us of his irrelevant professional credentials every post is not a doosh (sic).

I taught him everything he knows pal.

Ih8lucky13 09-29-08 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by Campag4life (Post 7571034)
Come on you guys...lets lighten up a bit. Doc bringing up the guy in the lobby was just an excuse to show off his cool bike. ;) tho Doc wouldn't admit that. :) I will admit...it is very cool looking bike and kind of makes me want to get one but not sure if I would like that TT position for the kind of riding I do. Anybody who says Doc's bike ain't bad@$$'ed and special doesn't appreciate bikes and we all do.

Docs bike isn't badass or special. But them I do have a P-3.

Campag4life 09-29-08 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13 (Post 7571100)
Docs bike isn't badass or special. But them I do have a P-3.

P-3C?...pfft. ;) Look 596 is the MacDaddy:

2manybikes 09-29-08 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by DrPete (Post 7566904)
I kinda think he read it, then let fly all of his wrong assumptions, prejudices, insecurity, and bitterness.

You have nice stuff, it makes you elitist. :lol: That's almost as bad as not waving.

You need an old ugly trike and a little dog!! Then you must be caring, thoughtfull, and responsible, because you have a pet. That is untill you ride your road bike.....or if you ride your track bike, then you are a hipster. Or your beater 10 speed, then you have a DUI or are homeless. If you ride your MTB you need to have dreadlocks and smoke weed. If you buy a quality headlight that runs as long as you really need, you are a light geek.

Wow.........I'm getting dizzy......... I either wore my bike clothes on a beater, or my jeans on a Litespeed. That is not possible.. :twitchy:...is it ??

patentcad 09-29-08 06:13 PM

What's wrong with being elitist?

You guys have no business in Road Cycling if you oppose elitism.

DrPete 09-29-08 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13 (Post 7571024)
WOW. Dr Pete in your time away from BF do you kick these peoples puppies. I don't understand this bile directed at Dr Pete. If I spent all that time in school earning my medical degree I would be proud to tell people about it.

Camilo get over it.

Funny thing is that it's a nickname my cycling teammates use too, because we have another rider named Pete and it's used to differentiate me in conversation.

But whatever--I'm used to it. If you're really that self-righteous that you can't laugh at someone looking at a decal-ridden bike and asking who makes it, then I have nothing to help you.

And yeah, it's what I do for a living, and there are plenty of other M.D.'s with Dr (or some version thereof) in their names on BF. Really, the fact that you waste energy worrying about someone else's username says far more about you than about me...

DrPete 09-29-08 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 7571482)
You have nice stuff, it makes you elitist. :lol: That's almost as bad as not waving.

You need an old ugly trike and a little dog!! Then you must be caring, thoughtfull, and responsible, because you have a pet. That is untill you ride your road bike.....or if you ride your track bike, then you are a hipster. Or your beater 10 speed, then you have a DUI or are homeless. If you ride your MTB you need to have dreadlocks and smoke weed. If you buy a quality headlight that runs as long as you really need, you are a light geek.

Wow.........I'm getting dizzy......... I either wore my bike clothes on a beater, or my jeans on a Litespeed. That is not possible.. :twitchy:...is it ??

So I own a Cervelo TT bike and a Motobecane MTB. Am I in danger of unraveling the fabric of the universe starting in my garage? :)

patentcad 09-29-08 06:23 PM

You are too large for this sport Dr. Pete. You need to get 4" shorter and lose 80 lbs.

iab 09-29-08 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 7571506)
What's wrong with being elitist?

You guys have no business in Road Cycling if you oppose elitism.

Spandex is elitist?

Who knew.

Flatballer 09-29-08 06:26 PM


Originally Posted by iab (Post 7571600)
Spandex is elitist?

Who knew.

I think you mean elastic. ;)

Campag4life 09-29-08 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 7571482)
You have nice stuff, it makes you elitist. :lol: That's almost as bad as not waving.

You need an old ugly trike and a little dog!! Then you must be caring, thoughtfull, and responsible, because you have a pet. That is untill you ride your road bike.....or if you ride your track bike, then you are a hipster. Or your beater 10 speed, then you have a DUI or are homeless. If you ride your MTB you need to have dreadlocks and smoke weed. If you buy a quality headlight that runs as long as you really need, you are a light geek.

Wow.........I'm getting dizzy......... I either wore my bike clothes on a beater, or my jeans on a Litespeed. That is not possible.. :twitchy:...is it ??

You forget all the guys on the PGA tour that own their own jets or Greg Norman who has a Yaht with 50 person crew...or Donald Trump who commutes in his helicopter...or Heff who has three girls in his bed every night...or...:twitchy:

DrPete 09-29-08 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by Campag4life (Post 7571753)
You forget all the guys on the PGA tour that own their own jets or Greg Norman who has a Yaht with 50 person crew...or Donald Trump who commutes in his helicopter...or Heff who has three girls in his bed every night...or...:twitchy:

All pale by comparison to having the chutzpah to own a Cervelo.

halfspeed 09-29-08 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 7571506)
What's wrong with being elitist?

You guys have no business in Road Cycling if you oppose elitism.

It is not, however, the sole qualification. Case in point: I have no business here yet I have been accused of "elitism" enough that I now voluntarily carry the label.


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