post a picture of the damn scrotum already. it's not like you're including your face in the picture. just do it, don't be a *****.

I go out for a ride and come back to this! Cringing one minute, laughing the next. OK, so Busta, you def need to see the doc. Sounds like you're a bit afraid though, so to prepare you, here's what's going to happen: Either a man or woman doctor or EMT is going interview you and get the basic facts. Then he or she will need to have you strip your pants and undies off, lay you back on a table, lift and spread your legs, then roll your package to one side so they can observe the damage. If you're lucky, that EMT will know what to do and not require a second or third opinion with you having to spread your legs and handle your junk each time for a new set of eyes. Then there will (hopefully) be a brief period of time involving a thorough cleaning, followed by some stitching (local anesthetic optional) and bandaging. And that's it! I hope I've helped ease your fears.

I'm genuinely sorry this happened in the first place.

I fully intend to trust your extensive research and not do any testing for myself.

Am I the only one thinking this could have been much worse?

As cringe-worthy as this is to all us boys (and dem boys), It seems that splittage up high may have been preferable to smashage down low. If that saddle nose did that kinda damage on the botched landing, can you imagine if the nose woulda smacked one of the cojones?

Not sure if that could even happen with the way most chamois keep you tucked and padded, but I dont want to imagine that any longer.

Hope things get sewn up OK.

I'd seriously go. Meantime, icepack. Also, another reason to go ASAP, you do NOT want in infection there.

i've nailed my perenium real bad with a hasty saddle mounting, not a pleasant feeling

Mebbe he went all Rambo and stitched it up himself.

Seriously...it rates a visit to the ER.

Having had to stitch myself up, out in the boondocks, I cannot even imagine having to stitch myself up there......:twitchy:

As one of many men who belong to a certain club could attest... stitches there do not really hurt that much.

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets...al_stiller.jpg

I hope you got someone to take a look at that for you.

http://blog.boriss.org/img/Theres-So...t-Mary-556.jpg

Seriously - If this thread is for real, get to the ER.

are you a Eunuch?

when you go to the hospital, make sure it's not a teaching hospital. i bet all the students want to see you getting treatment. maybe they'll even announce it over the PA system..."all students report to torn scrotum in cubicle 5"

Oh please.

that's what you get for being bananatugger.

what happened to BT? should i ask this in the banned thread?

Paging BustaSac...did you bring your Blackberry to the ER?

up there?

you have an interesting sense of anatomy.

he's most likely the OP in sockpuppet mode.

not true, believe me I know.. anyways.. Any word? Lemme tell you, If I got a call to that.. I don't know what I'd do.. and I've seen some bad stuff. My brother's seen worse. Why would you even wait? I hope you already have kids. but seriously. hope everything gets back together like it should.

oh ****

Indeed. In the course of my work I have had the job of packing infected scrotums with iodine gauze, changed 2-3 times daily for several days to over a week on various hospitalized patients who waited too long before seeking medical help.

Update:

I held out last night. My SO gave me a Percocet(?) she had left over from some dental work. Man, it's good stuff.


Some snippets from my day so far...

Doc's receptionist (phone):

"You tore your what? ... Oh, my... You'd better talk to our triage nurse."


Nurse:

"When can you be here?"

...

Doc:

"How in the bejesus did you do this?"

"First time I've had a guy in these things" [stirrups] :o:o:o

"This might sting a bit" :twitchy:

clean, shot, shot, wait, clean, stitch, stitch, stitch, bandage, wrap and pack

"How long since your last tetanus booster?"

shot

"We'll talk about when you can ride your bike again when you come back to see me next week. Till then, don't even think about it".


Many thanks to all who have expressed concern. The saddle is a Vision that came with the bike.

OH that's hella gross.

So Busted, how many stitches did you get? And how do you.....wrap.. there?

hahahaha

well, at least that's over with. godspeed on the recovery

Five little sutures.

It's really more of a "pack job" underneath with a supporter to hold the goods up. Same as they do when you get snipped (yep, been there, too).

Well no jumping jacks for you. Take care and dangit, be careful.

We should tell Tude to rename her cat to Busted, huh?


ICU :notamused: