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caloso 12-15-09 12:54 PM

This thread is hilarious. The fattest fatty on here is 100 times fitter than the average American. (Or twice as fit as the average European.)

SpecialKo 12-15-09 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by caloso (Post 10149219)
This thread is hilarious. The fattest fatty on here is 100 times fitter than the average American. (Or twice as fit as the average European.)

you my friend are a keen observer of detail lol. what a great observation.

KiddSisko 12-15-09 12:58 PM

Exhibit A
http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com/200...full_1_600.jpg

urbanknight 12-15-09 12:59 PM

My eyes!!!

rumrunn6 12-15-09 01:00 PM

nothing finer than woman rider. bet then ... I'm a leg man

Nachoman 12-15-09 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by caloso (Post 10149219)
This thread is hilarious. The fattest fatty on here is 100 times fitter than the average American. (Or twice as fit as the average European.)

So true!

KiddSisko 12-15-09 01:05 PM

Back in the summer, I was driving home after a long sweaty ride and stopped at a "hot spot" bar/restaurant to talk with the owner. In matching full lycra kit and running shoes, I stood around for awhile waiting for the owner. A pair of hottie women walked past me and one of them said, "looking good." At the time I took that as a compliment, but now after reading this thread I think they were just laughing at me. Thanks Ovo. :notamused:

ovoleg 12-15-09 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 10149281)
Back in the summer, I was driving home after a long sweaty ride and stopped at a "hot spot" bar/restaurant to talk with the owner. In matching full lycra kit and running shoes, I stood around for awhile waiting for the owner. A pair of hottie women walked past me and one of them said, "looking good." At the time I took that as a compliment, but now after reading this thread I think they were just laughing at me. Thanks Ovo. :notamused:

lol!Maybe they did mean it as a compliment? Were they young?

silversx80 12-15-09 01:11 PM

In Soviet Russia, skinny laugs at you.

rumrunn6 12-15-09 01:14 PM

just tell us where the hotspot is with the hotties that dig roadies!

KiddSisko 12-15-09 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 10149301)
lol!Maybe they did mean it as a compliment? Were they young?

30+ is my guess. OK, maybe 40.

caloso 12-15-09 01:16 PM

Looking good, Winthorpe!

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=6373

Feeling good, Billy Ray!

KiddSisko 12-15-09 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by rumrunn6 (Post 10149329)
just tell us where the hotspot is with the hotties that dig roadies!

I'm sure it was a one day promotion.

SpinDr 12-15-09 01:50 PM

5' 11", 150lbs

I cycle, run and do push/sit-ups in front of the TV. I consider myself average build and wouldn't really want the typical pro cyclist type body.

Ben

enjoi07 12-15-09 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SpinDr (Post 10149464)
5' 11", 150lbs

I cycle, run and do push/sit-ups in front of the TV. I consider myself average build and wouldn't really want the typical pro cyclist type body.

Ben

mm

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=128926

khatfull 12-15-09 02:23 PM

I wish I HAD a roadie body.

wants185s 12-15-09 02:25 PM

Three pages and nobody has pointed out that "Narrow is Aero."

enjoi07 12-15-09 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by wants185s (Post 10149600)
Three pages and nobody has pointed out that "Narrow is Aero."

and how do your lovers feel about that?

wants185s 12-15-09 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by enjoi07 (Post 10149607)
and how do your lovers feel about that?

I was referring to shoulders and chest.

enjoi07 12-15-09 02:38 PM

and i wasn't :)

xg43x 12-15-09 02:42 PM

Besides the funny tan lines I got no self loathing. When you are 5'9" and 135 pounds, no matter what you do you're going to look skinny.

DScott 12-15-09 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by ovoleg (Post 10147718)
Okay let's discuss the roadie body. Does anyone else find it really sickly and ugly??

We have thin arms, geberally small chest and smallback. We have ugly tan lines which look awful if we go for a swim. We do have built legs with muscle but the muscles dont aid in runnin or walking as much ad runner legs do.

What do you guys think?

What a bunch of sexist pig homotubbies. I think thin arms, and a small back look very nice . I'm OK with a small chest, too.

http://www.hottriathletes.com/images...ensland_01.jpg

:love:

rumrunn6 12-15-09 02:48 PM

um yeah what DScott posted!

SpinDr 12-15-09 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by enjoi07 (Post 10149565)

Haha nice one, but I said in front of the TV; not the mirror!

ovoleg 12-15-09 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by DScott (Post 10149677)
What a bunch of sexist pig homotubbies. I think thin arms, and a small back look very nice . I'm OK with a small chest, too.

http://www.hottriathletes.com/images...ensland_01.jpg

:love:

this girl is hot...


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