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Old 06-06-10 | 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by jsmonet
edit: and i still think troll.
We have a winner!! Why do people pay attention to this tool?

Some examples of his doozy posts!

https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=#post10690990
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...ound-Sunnyvale
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=#post10662569
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=#post10624606
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...t-this-dilemma

This one is hard to beat for shear cluelessness.

https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...-miles-per-day

And his classic first post!

https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=#post10624508

Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT
you aint seen nothing yet. check out my website at your own risk !

https://www.diy-av.net/forum/
Don't say he didn't warn people!

Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT
i am a natural born ******bag.
For once, the truth!

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Old 06-06-10 | 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Only Freds would argue for pages and pages about bicycle pumps.
Oh, come now - they're not arguing about air pump prowess... it's metaphoric.
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Old 06-06-10 | 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by tFUnK
what are we, in the 80's? forget about a frame-mounted pump. get a mini pump that fits in your jersey pocket or roll with co2.
A frame mounted pump under the top tube is great. Just compress a spring to mount it, full stroke for quick pumping. Never have to remember to bring it. Nothing in your pockets. Never run out of air. No refills to buy. No garbage to get rid of.



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Old 06-06-10 | 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Only Freds would argue for pages and pages about bicycle pumps.
Just trying to set him on the true and righteous path to self loathing. Doesn't seem to be working.
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Old 06-06-10 | 10:50 AM
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Quote Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT:
you aint seen nothing yet. check out my website at your own risk !
https://www.diy-av.net/forum/




After reading some of the posts on his own website, especially the frighteningly disjointed farcical ramblings on the subject of the 9-11 attacks, I now understand.

There is simply no point to any of these discussions. Rationality is not to be found here. Whatever the true objective of these ramblings, it is certainly not obtaining feedback from other posters as represented. It is all about spewing.

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Old 06-06-10 | 10:59 AM
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Wow. He quotes stormfront as a credible source. That adds even more hilarity to this troll.
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Old 06-06-10 | 11:32 AM
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Added deep_sky to ignore list. How long did he think he was going to keep repeating the same sh1t to me over and over and over again ? Apparently his biggest achievement in his life was installing a goddamn pump onto a frame - either that or he has Parkinsons. Regardless, that problem is now solved.

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Old 06-06-10 | 11:39 AM
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Lol, can't take the heat on an internet forum, I guess.
Feel free to take your ball and go home because all you can do is blame others for your shortcomings.
If you actually read the forums beyond your own insipid posts, you would know that I am not male.
I'll be looking forward to more of your mindless gems, and if you actually ignored me instead of just making an empty "threat".
I'll be sure to pass you if I ever encounter you on the MUP's rolling along at a blistering 12mph.
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SwingBlade
After reading some of the posts on his own website, especially the frighteningly disjointed farcical ramblings on the subject of the 9-11 attacks, I now understand.
I don't think the (clearly fake) website he linked to is his (who knows and who cares). Note poster's name on the threads in that other website.

Here is who owns that website.

https://whois.domaintools.com/diy-av.net

Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT
<whiny crap>.
Looney on furlough.

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Old 06-06-10 | 12:05 PM
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Well it reads somewhat like his posts (although some of it reads like it was someone who has a lot firmer grasp on the concept of debate than our boy here), but you are right, it could be anyone's forum (although whoever owns it is dumb, a blog is much simpler than a forum to build and maintain) since there is nothing there that seems to identify the owner as this troll here. Nothing about cycling, just inane politics, protein drinks, and audiophile stuff.

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Old 06-06-10 | 12:16 PM
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Well it reads somewhat like his posts (although some of it reads like it was someone who has a lot firmer grasp on the concept of debate than our boy here), but you are right, it could be anyone's forum (although whoever owns it is dumb, a blog is much simpler than a forum to build and maintain) since there is nothing there that seems to identify the owner as this troll here. Nothing about cycling, just inane politics, protein drinks, and audiophile stuff.
It would not be too hard to clone a forum for whatever purpose this odd website serves. Anyway, it's not actively updated.
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by deep_sky
Well it reads somewhat like his posts (although some of it reads like it was someone who has a lot firmer grasp on the concept of debate than our boy here), but you are right, it could be anyone's forum (although whoever owns it is dumb, a blog is much simpler than a forum to build and maintain) since there is nothing there that seems to identify the owner as this troll here. Nothing about cycling, just inane politics, protein drinks, and audiophile stuff.
It would not be too hard to clone a forum for whatever purpose this odd website serves. Anyway, it's not actively updated.

A person with the same (rather unique) name as the owner of the junk website posts to

https://www.diyaudio.com/
https://srforums.prosoundweb.com/
https://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showt...php?p=16683744 This references the junk website.

https://www.diy-av.net/forum/

Given that his first action was to troll this site, why would anybody want to waste their time figuring out whether or not he is being serious in what he posts?

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Old 06-06-10 | 12:26 PM
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I just went on Amazon and read reviews on the Road Morph G. Not only was that clown ( deep_sh1t ) annoying but he was a LIAR as well. The reviews on the G are not so good with plenty of people reporting problems and some returning the pump due to poor design of the mount just as i did. In retrospect the REAL mistake i made was not putting him on ignore sooner.
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT
i know perfectly well what my mistake was. it was not returning the product immediately as soon as i saw that a perfect fit without modifications would be impossible.
its a universal mount, and frames come in all shapes and sizes, a perfect fit is usually not possible with a universal product. you should be smart enough to realize that. If you want something that fits exactly to your specifications have it custom built if not just STFU. I've also used the road morph on 3 different bikes and have been able to mount it on both, either on the cage mounts or on the top tube. One bike's bottle cage bolts had heads that were too big, you know what I did? Found other bolts, problem solved. it's not that hard to think rationally. now please go find another hobby. stamp collecting seems pretty simple.
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Yaniel
you should be smart enough to realize that.
There's an obvious problem there.

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it's not that hard to think rationally.
That's going to be quite the challenge for our friend!
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by njkayaker
I don't think the (clearly fake) website he linked to is his.
https://www.diy-av.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=496
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by njkayaker
There's an obvious problem there.
i trying to be a bit more passive aggressive and avoid a possible ban.
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:34 PM
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You are slow! See post #137.
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Yaniel
its a universal mount, and frames come in all shapes and sizes, a perfect fit is usually not possible with a universal product. you should be smart enough to realize that. If you want something that fits exactly to your specifications have it custom built if not just STFU. I've also used the road morph on 3 different bikes and have been able to mount it on both, either on the cage mounts or on the top tube. One bike's bottle cage bolts had heads that were too big, you know what I did? Found other bolts, problem solved.
now tell that to this idiot who said that my bolts were fine and i didn't know how to use them.
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Originally Posted by Yaniel
i trying to be a bit more passive aggressive and avoid a possible ban.
I realize you get it. NEUROSPORT doesn't realize the troll is being trolled! What a tool!
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my god this moron makes the rounds

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Originally Posted by NEUROSPORT
now tell that to this idiot who said that my bolts were fine and i didn't know how to use them.
fact is you couldn't come up with a simple enough solution to figure out how to make the universal product fit you're frame. you are the only idiot here.
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Old 06-06-10 | 12:40 PM
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If it's the same guy, I'd suggest you turn down any scholarships from the schools he went to!

https://www.debatepolitics.com/polls/...post1058209173

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right. i only studied physics since 5th grade in USSR and only have two engineering degrees. what do i know about technology.
Absolutely nothing!!

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Old 06-06-10 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by njkayaker
I realize you get it. NEUROSPORT doesn't realize the troll is being trolled! What a tool!
oh i know you're all trolls. i just need a pump. in fact this is far and away the worst forum i have ever posted on. and i posted on some pretty bad forums ...

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Old 06-06-10 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Yaniel
fact is you couldn't come up with a simple enough solution to figure out how to make the universal product fit you're frame. you are the only idiot here.
where is it written that i was under obligation to somebody to make it fit ? what makes you think i liked that pump or wanted to keep it ? or are you just trying to make my ignore list ?
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