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Old 10-05-10 | 06:35 AM
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who would that be? The "clean" guy?
Nope, the really tall skinny guy....
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Old 10-05-10 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
no, the little scrawny, sweaty guy with the crappy transmission.
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Old 10-05-10 | 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by The Weak Link
Rumor has it that he ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
Take it easy Al.
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Old 10-05-10 | 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by hammy56
who would that be? The "clean" guy?

You mean the clean-er guy, or the clean-ish guy.
The guy less dirty or doped.
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Old 10-05-10 | 06:51 AM
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I'm so glad he's getting popped. Can't stand AC. I know they all cheat, but at least be a decent guy about it ...

Did I just type that?
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Old 10-05-10 | 07:07 AM
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And meanwhile amateur folks are training at wee hours of the morning or late at night... just to bump their ftp for mere 10's of watts.

Sad
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Originally Posted by The Weak Link
Rumor has it that he ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
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Old 10-05-10 | 07:30 AM
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a) If it's proven true would it be shocking given the number of grand tour contenders who have gotten caught in recent years? b) if it's proven true how could the phrase witch hunt at all be connected?
Correct.

Let's just hope cycling can ever get a handle on this. I'm starting to have my doubts. That plastic transfusion bag residue test is a good one eh? That's new. So now they'll store the blood in pepsi bottles.
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Old 10-05-10 | 07:32 AM
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And meanwhile amateur folks are training at wee hours of the morning or late at night... just to bump their ftp for mere 10's of watts.

Sad
I stopped equating what my sorry arse tries to achieve with what they do many many years ago.

They ride bikes, I ride bikes - there the comparison ends.
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That's it. I'm going to start doping.

Oh wait.

I can't afford it and I'm afraid of needles.

Never mind.
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Anyone read the article in Outdoors about Novitsky gunning for Armstrong? The Elliott Ness of the FDA apparently...
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"Can you categorically prove that it's not a trace from the plastic IV bag that they used to give the cow the growth hormones that my client accidentally ingested in his steak dinner?"
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, the UCI's attorney would certainly want you to believe that my client used chebuterol, or blood dope. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one, final, thing I want you to consider. [walks to a display stand and pulls down a screen] Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew-bacca. [true] Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca… LIVES …on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.

Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE! [the jury listens] But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. [Gerald buries his head in his hand, shaking his haed at the disaster his case is being turned into] Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a Tour de France winner, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [apporaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. [walks back to his table]
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It would scare me enough to know that they can find trace amounts of the plastic bag that carried my blood into the hotel.

I wonder if that same test could taste the cedar plank that my salmon was infused with, because I sure can't.

"The cedar plank is soaked in water, and then when set on top of a grill. The wood smoke caused by direct heat is infused in the salmon and creates a great flavor that pairs nicely with the Maple Syrup and Mustard Glaze"
ES,

Change to Maple Syrup and minced Garlic. Far more flavorful.

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Old 10-05-10 | 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by mrbUSA
Nope, the really tall skinny guy....
because he hasnt been caught yet?
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Old 10-05-10 | 07:58 AM
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Actually from a legal point of view, this lays out very interestingly.

Given that the test for the plastecizer apparently has not been fully validated yet, they can't sanction him for blood doping on the basis of that test.

However, to the extent Contador tries to explain the chenbuterol positive, with the tainted meat theory, and argues that the very low level is evidence of that, he opens the door to the sanctioning authority to rebut that theory by showing its explained by blood doping with blood containing a small amount of chenbuterol.

So the evidence of the plastecizer doesn't come in as a violation in its own right, but as a rebuttal to Contador's defense.


This puts AC in a real box, either offer no defense to the chenbuterol, and lose, or open the door for the plastecizer test.
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Twinkie's wrappers contain no plastecizers. Yet another reason to enjoy their wholesome goodness.
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Old 10-05-10 | 08:14 AM
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is there anyone in that sport who doesn't cheat?
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Originally Posted by gsteinb
I'm not sure I follow. a) If it's proven true would it be shocking given the number of grand tour contenders who have gotten caught in recent years? b) if it's proven true how could the phrase witch hunt at all be connected?
Regarding b), because testing is now taking into account indirect evidence for proof of doping. No one gets faster by ingesting plasticizers, but they are being used as an indicator of a blood transfusion. I'm not saying indirect evidence isn't valid, but it opens the door, as rangerdavid said, to all kinds of accusations, witch hunts, suppositions, etc.
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Old 10-05-10 | 08:19 AM
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Are plasticizers found exclusively in plastic IV bags? So they found the chemical, does it mean it came from IV bags?

But really...I don't care
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Old 10-05-10 | 08:21 AM
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Merlin ... LOL! You must have loved the OJ trial.

The test for phthalates (typical plasticizers) is a piece of cake and can be extremely accurate so the analytical side of this one is easy. Of course now he's going to say he stores all his food at home, for weeks at a time, in tupperware containers in the fridge.

(Actually, tupperware probably wouldn't do it to significant levels, but you get the idea.)
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Given the ridiculous sensitivity of these tests - I mean, come on, picograms? - and given just how hard the hammer comes down on people who are caught - I'm amazed that anyone who is a serious GC contender would be doing any sort of doping.

A domestique doping, that I get. But anybody in the top ranks? That's insane.

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Old 10-05-10 | 08:30 AM
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don't they use IV's for hydration?
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Given the ridiculous sensitivity of these tests - I mean, come on, picograms? - and given just how hard the hammer comes down on people who are caught - I'm amazed that anyone who is a serious GC contender would be doing any sort of doping.

A domestique doping, that I get. But anybody in the top ranks? That's insane.

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Quit drinking water out of plastic bottles. They will now get you for that.
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And meanwhile amateur folks are training at wee hours of the morning or late at night... just to bump their ftp for mere 10's of watts.

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Yup .... to try and keep up with the Cat 2,3 and masters 35+ & 45+ that dope too ... It ain't just the pros.
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