I like Lance.

I read Bicycling Magazine.

I spend too much time on BF.

I spend too much time combing over CL ads for bikes that I'll never buy.

I don't love my CX bike anymore, but I'm afraid to tell it.

I suggest starting with something like, "It's not you it's me. i just can't take the dismounts or the heckling anymore."

+ a bizillion

plus I just ate 2 ice cream cones. I left the pail of ice cream out on purpose while I ate the first because I knew my willpower was low.

I'm cat 4 pack fodder

Me and biking is the same as a golfer with a $4000 set of clubs that shoots 102.

I got back into cycling after the second time I lost my drivers license.
I'm too poor for this sport.

I confess...

sometimes after appying chamois cream, I sniff my fingers.

Cycling has changed my life completely. Although I think 95% of the weight I lost came from my wallet...

i spend way more on bikes and bike gadgets than can be justified by my paltry abilities and meager wattage.

And I actually *know* I have too many bikes.

+1

Let me add that even though I have a very nice bike (which was nice before I "upgraded" it), I will always want a "better" bike. But I have no business being on any bike "better" than mine. I will probably look foolish on one anyway. Also add scouring eBay for things that I will never buy.

I strive to be cat 4 pack fodder

freak......... :)

I hope you apply it directly to the chamois.

Definitely +1 to being too fat for this sport and for shopping for stuff I'll never buy on CL and eBay

I'm the fat guy that tries to ride with the fast group.

When I was 12, I started stealing my mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs to... oh, wrong type of confession.

When I shop for helmets, I put them on and assume an aero tuck in front of a mirror to see how it looks on me.

Your supposed to apply it directly to the chamois?

Our chamois cream smells like thin mints so I confess that I occasssionally sniff it as well....but usually on others.

...I've said too much.

Either way works but I prefer directly to the chamois. Seems a little more hygenic in my little mind.

I'm a civilized individual, I just sniff it out of the container. :D

DEFINITELY THIS!!!

I am beginning to hate riding solo all of the time.
I know way too little about wheels
I am slower than I would like to be ( really DO care about this, even when I say I don't):o
I HATE hills.
I wish my girlfriend rode.
I do not like riding in inclement weather (all of you HTFU types....I hate you):D
I envy anyone who lives in warm weather climates.

Cheers,

Brian J.

Me!:D

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

All this (except the warm weather)