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I am ashamed of my sophomoric attempts to see what can and can't get past the filters.
For example you can't say ****** or ******bag so I have to write d ouchebag. And you can't say **** or **** or **** but you CAN say prick. |
Originally Posted by BillyD
(Post 12595549)
I'm not really a mod. The colors from the big star somehow got refracted and absorbed by the little star. I'm a fraud. Sorry.
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i post stupid posts so i can get 100 posts....mission accomplished..
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I must also confess, ashamedly, that I am spending more time these days in that "other" cycling forum.
And we can use curse words there, as long as we use them judiciously and kiss up to the mods once in a while. |
I am not ashamed of the so-called "porno breathing" on my climb videos. The louder it is, the more I laugh. Especially during the editing process when I'm still under the influence of endorphins from the ride:lol:
On a more serious note, this does not mean that I laugh at other people's videos. If anyone out there in BF land was brave enough to post raw video of themselves suffering on a climb, I would have the utmost respect for them, as would many other people. They would get a comment and a thumbs-up from me, plus a new subscriber;) |
I'm afraid of being hit by a car.
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I'm meaner on the Internet than I am in real life.
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I don't know what trim is.
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Originally Posted by Lanterne Rogue
(Post 12595825)
I'm meaner on the Internet than I am in real life.
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Originally Posted by Spookeay Bird
(Post 12594609)
MY GOD! this man is going to hell!!!!!!!!!!!
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will you settle for rolled up cargo pants and a paddywagon??
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Even though the years and miles have not been kind to Jeannie Longo's visage, I'd still hit it.
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Originally Posted by maverick31210
(Post 12595424)
I'm obsessed with being faster than everyone else. If I get passed, I speed up and spend all off my energy getting far enough from the guy behind me so he can't catch up. Then do it again for the next guy I see. I get hurt a lot doing this when I mtb. If I can't pass a random guy it ruins my ride/day. lol so I always have to pass.
I'm a show off, have been since I was a kid. I'll take any excuse to take my shirt off. I get distracted on the roads because I too busy eye ****ing every cute chick that drives by. I used to be a little chunky and lost it. I am now obsessed with my weight, more than some women. I turn down food and lunches at work all the time because I don't want the extra calories. EDIT: I HATE maintenance.....I hated cleaning toys when I was a kid as well lol....I always thought that things were meant to be used not cleaned....comes from my father who meticulously maintained all his nice things and tried to teach me to do the same. Perfect example, I wash my car once every 3 mos. |
I can't send private messages.
I'm nicer on the internet than in real life. I lurk daily but post monthly. I only own 1 bike (my wife thinks I have 2) edit: I'm perfectly happy with 8sp microshift. |
Originally Posted by maverick31210
(Post 12595611)
I used to make fun of cyclists until I got into it.
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I ride for pie
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Originally Posted by agoodale
(Post 12595874)
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I'm guilty of the aero position on the mountain bike, but I swear it works!
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I've been known to wear a Castelli jersey with Giordana shorts.
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My car cost more than my bike.
I have a mirror, but I still roll my eyes behind people's backs who use mirrors and scorn their fredosity. Same for a giant seat-bag that I use for rides that need lots of extra clothing. I have a triple and a 27 tooth cog, and I'm in my lowest gear all the time. I look at my average speed on rides and care if it's low or high. I've never ridden more than 132 miles at a time. I'm too fat for this sport. And... I'm buying a powertap and maybe a stupidly expensive and light bike, so soon I can add, my bike is too good for me. |
I'm afraid of dogs.
I wish I was my avatar |
I have a greasy chainring tatoo. ...On both legs. :geek:
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I ride as far to the right as possible and make an effort to be polite to motorists.
(...and I secretly believe that those of us who don't are being unnecessarily confrontational and deserve whatever happens to them.) |
Originally Posted by Psimet2001
(Post 12595660)
I'm currently debating leaving and going to go ride because I saw my manager leave the office until next Monday already....
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