**Confession thread**
05-04-11 | 03:12 PM
#76
Should Be More Popular
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 46,181
Likes: 11,748
From: Malvern, PA (20 miles West of Philly)
Bikes: 1986 Alpine (steel road bike), 2009 Ti Habenero, 2013 Specialized Roubaix
I am ashamed of my sophomoric attempts to see what can and can't get past the filters.
For example you can't say ****** or ******bag so I have to write d ouchebag. And you can't say **** or **** or **** but you CAN say prick.
For example you can't say ****** or ******bag so I have to write d ouchebag. And you can't say **** or **** or **** but you CAN say prick.
05-04-11 | 03:13 PM
#77
Should Be More Popular
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 46,181
Likes: 11,748
From: Malvern, PA (20 miles West of Philly)
Bikes: 1986 Alpine (steel road bike), 2009 Ti Habenero, 2013 Specialized Roubaix
05-04-11 | 03:17 PM
#79
Should Be More Popular
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 46,181
Likes: 11,748
From: Malvern, PA (20 miles West of Philly)
Bikes: 1986 Alpine (steel road bike), 2009 Ti Habenero, 2013 Specialized Roubaix
05-04-11 | 03:18 PM
#80
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,639
Likes: 1
From: Northern California
I am not ashamed of the so-called "porno breathing" on my climb videos. The louder it is, the more I laugh. Especially during the editing process when I'm still under the influence of endorphins from the ride
On a more serious note, this does not mean that I laugh at other people's videos. If anyone out there in BF land was brave enough to post raw video of themselves suffering on a climb, I would have the utmost respect for them, as would many other people. They would get a comment and a thumbs-up from me, plus a new subscriber
On a more serious note, this does not mean that I laugh at other people's videos. If anyone out there in BF land was brave enough to post raw video of themselves suffering on a climb, I would have the utmost respect for them, as would many other people. They would get a comment and a thumbs-up from me, plus a new subscriber
05-04-11 | 03:32 PM
#84
Behind EVERYone!!!
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 6,029
Likes: 111
From: Burlington ON, Canada
Bikes: 2010 Specialized Tricross Comp 105 Double
05-04-11 | 03:32 PM
#85
Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,275
Likes: 6
From: SE Minnesota
Bikes: are better than yours.
05-04-11 | 03:38 PM
#87
Banned.
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 6,434
Likes: 277
From: Carlsbad, CA
Bikes: '09 Felt F55, '84 Masi Cran Criterium, (2)'86 Schwinn Pelotons, '86 Look Equippe Hinault, '09 Globe Live 3 (dogtaxi), '94 Greg Lemond, '99 GT Pulse Kinesis
Even though the years and miles have not been kind to Jeannie Longo's visage, I'd still hit it.
05-04-11 | 03:44 PM
#89
Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,275
Likes: 6
From: SE Minnesota
Bikes: are better than yours.
I'm obsessed with being faster than everyone else. If I get passed, I speed up and spend all off my energy getting far enough from the guy behind me so he can't catch up. Then do it again for the next guy I see. I get hurt a lot doing this when I mtb. If I can't pass a random guy it ruins my ride/day. lol so I always have to pass.
I'm a show off, have been since I was a kid.
I'll take any excuse to take my shirt off.
I get distracted on the roads because I too busy eye ****ing every cute chick that drives by.
I used to be a little chunky and lost it. I am now obsessed with my weight, more than some women. I turn down food and lunches at work all the time because I don't want the extra calories.
EDIT:
I HATE maintenance.....I hated cleaning toys when I was a kid as well lol....I always thought that things were meant to be used not cleaned....comes from my father who meticulously maintained all his nice things and tried to teach me to do the same. Perfect example, I wash my car once every 3 mos.
I'm a show off, have been since I was a kid.
I'll take any excuse to take my shirt off.
I get distracted on the roads because I too busy eye ****ing every cute chick that drives by.
I used to be a little chunky and lost it. I am now obsessed with my weight, more than some women. I turn down food and lunches at work all the time because I don't want the extra calories.
EDIT:
I HATE maintenance.....I hated cleaning toys when I was a kid as well lol....I always thought that things were meant to be used not cleaned....comes from my father who meticulously maintained all his nice things and tried to teach me to do the same. Perfect example, I wash my car once every 3 mos.
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05-04-11 | 03:45 PM
#90
Junior Member
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 8
Likes: 0
From: Beaverton OR
I can't send private messages.
I'm nicer on the internet than in real life.
I lurk daily but post monthly.
I only own 1 bike (my wife thinks I have 2)
edit: I'm perfectly happy with 8sp microshift.
I'm nicer on the internet than in real life.
I lurk daily but post monthly.
I only own 1 bike (my wife thinks I have 2)
edit: I'm perfectly happy with 8sp microshift.
Last edited by Cletis; 05-04-11 at 03:47 PM. Reason: further humiliation
05-04-11 | 03:45 PM
#91
Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,275
Likes: 6
From: SE Minnesota
Bikes: are better than yours.
05-04-11 | 03:47 PM
#93
Over the hill
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 24,599
Likes: 1,364
From: Los Angeles, CA
Bikes: Pinarello Nytro, Momentum Transend
05-04-11 | 04:04 PM
#96
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 8,546
Likes: 5
From: Boulder, CO
My car cost more than my bike.
I have a mirror, but I still roll my eyes behind people's backs who use mirrors and scorn their fredosity.
Same for a giant seat-bag that I use for rides that need lots of extra clothing.
I have a triple and a 27 tooth cog, and I'm in my lowest gear all the time.
I look at my average speed on rides and care if it's low or high.
I've never ridden more than 132 miles at a time.
I'm too fat for this sport.
And... I'm buying a powertap and maybe a stupidly expensive and light bike, so soon I can add, my bike is too good for me.
I have a mirror, but I still roll my eyes behind people's backs who use mirrors and scorn their fredosity.
Same for a giant seat-bag that I use for rides that need lots of extra clothing.
I have a triple and a 27 tooth cog, and I'm in my lowest gear all the time.
I look at my average speed on rides and care if it's low or high.
I've never ridden more than 132 miles at a time.
I'm too fat for this sport.
And... I'm buying a powertap and maybe a stupidly expensive and light bike, so soon I can add, my bike is too good for me.
05-04-11 | 04:24 PM
#99
Banned.
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 6,434
Likes: 277
From: Carlsbad, CA
Bikes: '09 Felt F55, '84 Masi Cran Criterium, (2)'86 Schwinn Pelotons, '86 Look Equippe Hinault, '09 Globe Live 3 (dogtaxi), '94 Greg Lemond, '99 GT Pulse Kinesis
I ride as far to the right as possible and make an effort to be polite to motorists.
(...and I secretly believe that those of us who don't are being unnecessarily confrontational and deserve whatever happens to them.)
(...and I secretly believe that those of us who don't are being unnecessarily confrontational and deserve whatever happens to them.)
