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01-05-12 | 10:46 PM

#51

david58

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Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH...

WHY, did I read this....

Asking myself the same question about now....

01-06-12 | 10:59 AM

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(Why?)?

Pcad has bad spine disease, yet he eschews the medicinal effects of opioids because the inherent soporific properties.

So.......

.......why doesn't he ride a ahem recumbent?

We have been waiting a long time, for it is written, "when the fourth recumbent rider of death appeareth, he will usher in the Zombie Apocalypse".

We believe that fourth rider to be Pcad.

When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, if you're not riding a bent, you're just hosed.

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01-06-12 | 11:09 AM

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You don't ski or snowboard huh? Talking about ******baggery. And about as expensive.

01-06-12 | 11:53 AM

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It gives me, yet another, reason to freak out my caucasian friends who don't undewrstand cycling and can't fathom that I also love hockey and HATE basketball. AND I can't run fast

Cheers,

Brian J.

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01-06-12 | 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by baj32161

It gives me, yet another, reason to freak out my caucasian friends who don't undewrstand cycling and can't fathom that I also love hockey and HATE basketball. AND I can't run fast

Cheers,

Brian J.

Yeah, but I'll bet you can jump really high.

01-06-12 | 04:41 PM

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Don't fight it, young cadwalker....it is....your....destiny.....::breathing on my scuba regulator::

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01-06-12 | 05:00 PM

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Q: Why does Pcad ride?

A: Pcad enjoys rhythmic self-stimulation.

01-06-12 | 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mollusk

Q: Why does Pcad post so much?

A: Pcad enjoys rhythmic self-stimulation.

Fify

01-06-12 | 11:20 PM

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DerHoggz

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I'm in it for the spandex and smooth legs.

01-07-12 | 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DerHoggz

I'm in it for the spandex and smooth legs.

Me too, but only if the spandex and smooth legs are on my wife who is riding in front of me....

01-07-12 | 11:55 AM

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Dudelsack

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Help us, O'Pcad-Wanobi. You're our only hope.

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01-07-12 | 12:17 PM

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I just like self abuse... wait, did that come out wrong? meh....

01-07-12 | 07:07 PM

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Pcad's influence on BF is waning. "Why" was posted two days ago and only 3 pages of responses.

01-07-12 | 07:24 PM

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Pcad's influence on BF is waning. "Why" was posted two days ago and only 3 pages of responses.

He's slipping. Normally, he would have put that many responses in the thread himself in that period of time.

01-07-12 | 07:38 PM

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And it does occur to me that there is more unmitigated dooshbaggery in this sport than in any other hobby or past time on the friggin planet.

Any hobby? You might be right...

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01-07-12 | 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad

It's complicated.

Two words that make all the rest of your verbiage superfluous...at best.

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01-07-12 | 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rdtompki

Pcad's influence on BF is waning.

But I bet he has become a big start at guitarstrumers.net

01-08-12 | 01:42 AM

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RecceDG

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And it does occur to me that there is more unmitigated dooshbaggery in this sport than in any other hobby or past time on the friggin planet.

Oh my dear pcad, cycling dooshbaggery at its most epic does not even begin to approach the degree of dooshnozzledom found in even entry-level auto racing. And the high end is simply off the charts.

DG

01-08-12 | 01:56 AM

#69

sleepy

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Why?

To ride a bike, of course. What other reason do you need?

01-08-12 | 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by patentcad

Why do I persist with road cycling? Two things. The endorphins (I'm addicted). And the massive stupidity in the sport, which provides persistent and ongoing comic relief.

I thought you got that from the Jets and Sanchez pretending to know what he's doing.

01-08-12 | 06:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mollusk

Q: Why does Pcad ride?

A: Pcad enjoys rhythmic self-stimulation.

Well played. Kudos.

01-08-12 | 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by roadwarrior

I thought you got that from the Jets and Sanchez pretending to know what he's doing.

They were in the AFC title game two years in a row moron. Jets fans will take that. Besides, Sanchez's 3 year stats are actually slightly better than Eli Manning's were @ that stage in his career, and Manning has since won a Super Bowl and is arguably right on the cusp of becoming one of the elite QB's in the league, if he is not there now. The thing about QB's like Manning and Sanchez is that they seem to thrive under pressure and they can calmly engineer a successful drive in the last minute or two of a game. You can teach guys how to throw less interceptions or work the pocket better. But you can't teach clutch leadership @ the end of a game. Jury is out on Sanchez.

STFU and get back to your Rush Limbaugh videos.

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01-08-12 | 06:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rdtompki

Pcad's interest in BF is waning.

fify

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01-08-12 | 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by patentcad

STFU and get back to your Rush Limbaugh videos.

Ignore our pleas no longer, O Great One. Free your mind for the Dark Side of the Force. It is all in place: when you start riding a bent, the Zombie Apocalypse will be ushered in. Trivialities as you have named will be but a distant memory. We have a full carbon bent chosen for you and ye shall smite the Fred's and Poseurs with justice and self-righteousness. And we shall worship you as our King.

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