People who make snarky remarks when they pass you. Sure I am old and fat, but I ride a road bike because I enjoy it and can afford to have a bike just for riding. I don't need to be wearing spandex, doing 24 mph or anything else to own this bike... Just out spinning the miles.

Yes, PLEASE!

When people put your stuff away even though they don't use it. I know where stuff is, not where someone else thinks it should be...

How did you know about my wife?!?

I married her. Hey -- she must be leading a double life....

Campagnolo vs. others threads! :troll:

qft

I like Trader Joe's but their low fat egg nog is naaaaastteeeee!

Jackasses who say "It's too cold to ride".

For me and my friends in school, we only get 2 days a week to bike, so if you would rather wait until next week, you shouldn't even be biking.

Not even that, haha.

It's like, what 130 calories for the half cup of low fat? and 170 for the real stuff? Its eggnog for christ sake. Its bad for you regardless, and If im drinking it, I want the full experience, haha.

road nazi in training. i approve.

Nailed it. He doesn't know anything because he has a low post count and people who blather nonsense on here every day and have thousands of posts are experts.

Low post count doesn't mean its your first rodeo and high post count sometimes means that you just talk to darn much. Stop using post count as a measure of intelligence about the subject, its completely irrelevant

People who say "carbs" as a unit, as in "this bag of potato chips has 23.5 carbs."

Tech support that is unreachable via email and requires ridiculous hold times to get to by phone.

When you finally get through, you have to deal with someone who won't depart from a script that obviously doesn't address your issue and comes up with a diagnosis indicating user error before they even have the facts, let alone ones that actually support their conclusion.

Great song stuck in my head now. Great album, great group. Greatness.

Presenters and meeting organizers who can't stay on schedule. If you really don't want me to pay attention, just make me sacrifice lunch, getting home at a reasonable hour, or doing anything else useful while you blather on.

"The 41". Not this forum itself but the actual term "the 41".

What's wrong with the term "The 41?"

Have you ever tried solving an issue with Microsoft anything with their Help systems?

Apostrophe abuse. It's bad enough in nonpossessive plurals, but now I'm starting to see it in verbs. As in "Smith take's the handoff and run's around the right side."

Ugh.

Kids in school who think they have no free time. :D

Just wait!

Shipping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black ice. It makes my weekend rides no fun because I have to watch for it all the time and slow down just in case.

lol.... try being self employed with 2 young kids and then you know what 'no free time' means! Besides all you need to do is sleep less, get up earlier and theres 2-3 hours extra. :)

That the different online bike stores dont give option to filter the saddles based on size.

drivers that have zero concept of what i'm doing stopped on the left hand side of the far right lane at stop lights. especially when they honk. i just love it when another car squeezes past them on the right and makes a turn. i get to turn around and tap my index finger to my head. i can usually see the lightbulb come on from the expression on their face.

Gear weenies