Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 15398154)

I can only wish that "Norm" stands for normal? However coming from "Larry the Okie", it's highly unlikely...

Originally Posted by Herbie53 (Post 15398202)

I left on my bike from the house for a ride at 7.30a this morning. 20 minutes or so after I left our dog went nuts barking at the front door. He does this, so my wife tried to ignore it at first. He kept going and then she heard a scraping noise coming from the back of the house. She went downstairs and confronted a guy trying to pry the window open with a plastic tent stake. He kept trying even after she was yelling at him and did not run until she came back to the window with a phone in her hand calling 911.

What kind of eff'd up idiot tries to break into a house in daylight, with a barking dog and someone home.... with a plastic tent stake? It's troubling and despite him not getting anything or doing any physical harm, I've lost some piece of mind.

I reviewed operation of the kitten with my wife this afternoon. Jeebus.

Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15398235)

didn't you ever watch Cheers? Norm was the fat guy that everyone was happy to see walk into the bar

And I'm Curly damnit!!

Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 15398246)

Sorry....

Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15398244)

did they get him? I'm glad Mrs. Herbie was OK. Scary stuff.

Originally Posted by Herbie53 (Post 15398202)

What kind of eff'd up idiot tries to break into a house in daylight, with a barking dog and someone home.... with a plastic tent stake? It's troubling and despite him not getting anything or doing any physical harm, I've lost some piece of mind.

I reviewed operation of the kitten with my wife this afternoon. Jeebus.

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15392563)

Yeah I gotta record it. I'm with Billy, the poetry alone does nothing for me. On the other hand the right lyric with the right song is killer. And this song is a bit of a killer. When the people listening to it cry, it does work. I keep telling you idiots, it's The Songs That Make Us Cry. That's why I wrote that song, it's true. And if you don't get it, you're like Ruokie. Glad I'm not like that. Being a Mets fan is miserable enough.

Originally Posted by truckstop (Post 15398280)

eep!! scary. is mrs. herbie ok?
i mean, emotionally.

Originally Posted by Herbie53 (Post 15398270)

The dog got bonus Milk Bones today. He did a good job.

Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 15398177)

If You're going to replace SA we need pictures of your object of desire and more details of her nuttiness. We're experts at this so don't hold back!

Originally Posted by Herbie53 (Post 15398202)

What kind of eff'd up idiot tries to break into a house in daylight, with a barking dog and someone home.... with a plastic tent stake?

Originally Posted by Bah Humbug (Post 15398437)

There is no way - in hell - I'm going to put pictures of girls online without their knowing.

Originally Posted by Bah Humbug (Post 15398437)

There is no way - in hell - I'm going to put pictures of girls online without their knowing.

You'll get some relationship drama out of me, but I'm not the basket case he was.

Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets (Post 15397857)

The raising of the Irish flag at the Clark County Courthouse this morning

Originally Posted by PrinceofParamus (Post 15398297)

The place you are doing the recording in has too much of an echo.

Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15398462)

Meth head?

Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 15398537)

You know WOOOOSHHHH.... What effin ever. Folks like you are a dime a dozen, and I'm sure the same can be said about folks like me. Deal with it. I do.

Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15398523)

=tweeker

Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15398542)

He is not as dumb as he acts.