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badsac 12-19-04 06:31 PM

Aww, the rules of these threads get to complicated. I thought we weren't supposed to talk about cycling things?

ed073 12-19-04 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by badsac
Nah it wont. Even a victorian can't argue with the figures. :p


Code:

Full Name: Michael Llewellyn Lewis

FIRST-CLASS
 (1999/00 - 2004/05; last updated 19/12/2004)
                      O    M    R      W    Ave    BBI      5  10    SR  Econ
Bowling            1287.1  282  4236  144  29.41  6-59    5  0  53.6  3.29

Full Name: Brett Lee

FIRST-CLASS
 (1994/95 - 2004/05; last updated 19/12/2004)

                      O    M    R    W    Ave    BBI    5  10    SR  Econ
Bowling            2268.1  474  7712  290  26.59  7-114  13  2  46.9  3.40

Full Name: Shaun William Tait

FIRST-CLASS
 (2002/03 - 2004/05; last updated 19/12/2004)

                      O    M    R    W  Ave  BBI  5  10    SR  Econ
Bowling            568.2  99  2114  81  26.09  7-99    4  0  42.0  3.71

Who amongst those three is the biggest pie thrower? ;)

[Edit] Why doesn't bludy code work right? :mad:


Hey Wisden....get this season's 1st Class figures up.

ed073 12-19-04 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Nope. I find my ADHD is incompatible with a game that moves that slow. And I just don't get it. My wife used to play indoor cricket (and now she rides bikes, so yeah, I not only stole one of your wimmin, but a good one!) and she's tried to explain it to me, but I do my best Homer Simpson "Boring!" and nod off anyway.


I used to work for a Frenchman....he fell asleep at his first footy game.

Brian 12-19-04 06:34 PM

Not surprised.

ed073 12-19-04 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Not surprised.


He he!! Lol.....:)

Hitchy 12-19-04 06:41 PM

Hey Edo......I saw Big bill from fitzroy cycles at the hell ride on sat. .......not looking that flash, condition wise!....dunno how long he lasted....the pace was furious...someone/s was driving it hard in the second half....coulda been Cookie & the boys as was suggested earlier....I didn't see 'em.....but at 60kph into the northerly, i was too busy munching on bar tape to take anything much in!....biggest bunch I've seen this year...woulda been 200 easy

Hitchy

531Aussie 12-19-04 06:43 PM


Originally Posted by x_v1p3r_x
why you think that?? :S


This guy didn't last long.

He must've made a crack about a dead guitar player

531Aussie 12-19-04 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
the hell ride on sat

any of the "all Giant" dudes there?

Brian 12-19-04 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
This guy didn't last long.

He must've made a crack about a dead guitar player

It's a VIPER, you moron! Hee hee.

ed073 12-19-04 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
Hey Edo......I saw Big bill from fitzroy cycles at the hell ride on sat. .......not looking that flash, condition wise!....dunno how long he lasted....the pace was furious...someone/s was driving it hard in the second half....coulda been Cookie & the boys as was suggested earlier....I didn't see 'em.....but at 60kph into the northerly, i was too busy munching on bar tape to take anything much in!....biggest bunch I've seen this year...woulda been 200 easy

Hitchy


Jeezus.....that's awesome. My Scapin is bad boy billy's old bike.

Hot weather certainly brings out the punters.

531Aussie 12-19-04 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
It's a VIPER, you moron! Hee hee.

Sorry, I'm still in the dark.

**********?

Brian 12-19-04 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Sorry, I'm still in the dark.

**********?

Ok, you're not a moron. x_v1p3r_x = VIPER. He's just some lame kid.

531Aussie 12-19-04 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Ok, you're not a moron. x_v1p3r_x = VIPER. He's just some lame kid.

Oh, I see

Is "viper" a pseudonym for something 'naughty' in computer land?

ed073 12-19-04 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Oh, I see

Is "viper" a pseudonym for something 'naught' in computer land?


Wasn't he one of the Top Gun instructors?

531Aussie 12-19-04 07:27 PM

I'm a bit devastated about Brett Lee. I reckon he was the best thing since Thommo, but since his elbow opperation he's only averaged 39 -- before that, he avaeraged about 16! :(

[bEn] 12-19-04 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Ok, you're not a moron. x_v1p3r_x = VIPER. He's just some lame kid.

Lame kid eh??

531Aussie 12-19-04 07:31 PM

I'm SO stooopid, I thought "B a n n e d" meant you were actually banned

D'Oh

531Aussie 12-19-04 07:37 PM

this is funny: a dude (I assume, American) has found a "new' word:p



Originally Posted by monogodo
I saw the following term on someone's blog the other day:

f**k-knuckle

I can't wait to use it.

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...892#post795892

[bEn] 12-19-04 07:38 PM

nah, not what it looks like.... i made it look like i was banned to make everyone confused.. :D

v1p3r= Viper.
the x's at the front and end just make it look good.
as you know Viper is my dream car......(Dodge Viper).

rockmuncher 12-19-04 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by x_v1p3r_x
nah, not what it looks like.... i made it look like i was banned to make everyone confused.. :D

v1p3r= Viper.
the x's at the front and end just make it look good.
as you know Viper is my dream car......(Dodge Viper).

That's where you're going wrong. Over here you need to be able to say Commodore or Falcon to gain acceptance. You have to swear allegance to one or the other for life (it's normally tattooed on your arse at birth) and stoicly watch the entire Bathurst 1000 (including the marching girls on pit straight) every year. There are no vipers in the Bathurst 1000. Only Commodores and Falcons.

So go away and get a respectable net-name.

Brian 12-19-04 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by rockmuncher
That's where you're going wrong. Over here you need to be able to say Commodore or Falcon to gain acceptance. You have to swear allegance to one or the other for life (it's normally tattooed on your arse at birth) and stoicly watch the entire Bathurst 1000 (including the marching girls on pit straight) every year. There are no vipers in the Bathurst 1000. Only Commodores and Falcons.

So go away and get a respectable net-name.

Ouch! Being partial to Chevy's, I'll go with the Commodore. Badsac ought to like the Viper, it's plastic you know. Plastic bike, plastic car. Hey, he could hook up with my ex girlfriend - plastic boobs!

ed073 12-19-04 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Ouch! Being partial to Chevy's, I'll go with the Commodore. Badsac ought to like the Viper, it's plastic you know. Plastic bike, plastic car. Hey, he could hook up with my ex girlfriend - plastic boobs!


Pics please.

Rowan 12-19-04 07:55 PM

TTIWWP

I learned that somewhere else.

For the unaware: This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures

Brian 12-19-04 07:55 PM

You gotta sign up and pay your $29.95/month like everyone else...

rockmuncher 12-19-04 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
Pics please.

You dun need pics. Just step outside. A Commodore or Falcon will roll past eventually... :)


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