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ed073 10-14-04 07:25 PM

Dura-Ace....come on mate, you know you want to....

531Aussie 10-14-04 08:51 PM


Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
I have a stomach bug. Definition of frantic...Having to decide whether to sit down or kneel down...Wattsy's b*tt is sore!!

Coool.....are we talkin' about dumping again?

There was this one time at band camp.......

wattsy_rules 10-14-04 08:57 PM


There was this one time at band camp.......
Aussie, please don't tell me you own a flute!

ed073 10-14-04 09:01 PM

Did I tell youse about the emergency Forrest I had on the side of Mt Hotham one day?? lol.....

wattsy_rules 10-14-04 09:04 PM

Actually, one question I do have is how you can spray the underside of the seat when it's down...Is it blow back, or is the there 'spin' put on it so it bends around , or does it come out at impossible angles due to the pressure build up? Seriously, I'd like to know.

HobartDave 10-14-04 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
Actually, one question I do have is how you can spray the underside of the seat when it's down...Is it blow back, or is the there 'spin' put on it so it bends around , or does it come out at impossible angles due to the pressure build up? Seriously, I'd like to know.

C'mon Watsy!!! Not at lunch time. Geez :rolleyes:

wattsy_rules 10-14-04 09:32 PM


C'mon Watsy!!! Not at lunch time. Geez
Aussie started it...

531Aussie 10-14-04 09:34 PM


Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
Actually, one question I do have is how you can spray the underside of the seat when it's down...Is it blow back, or is the there 'spin' put on it so it bends around , or does it come out at impossible angles due to the pressure build up? Seriously, I'd like to know.

I wrote my thesis on this. It's similar to the "how does any 'stuff' get right up on the
lid without it ever getting on my clothes" query.

After 8 years research, and subsequent analysis of the compiled data,
including incorporation of chi-squared test and the two-tailed probability table,
we were able to conclude, with a >95% level of confidence, that the poo
does shoot out at seemingly extraordinary angles.

531Aussie 10-14-04 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
Did I tell youse about the emergency Forrest I had on the side of Mt Hotham one day?? lol.....

Don't get me started........

Luckily for me, I occasionally carry tissues to clean my sunglasses.

531Aussie 10-14-04 09:37 PM

Ok, I'll change the subject with a serious question.

How the fuk do you keep your clear glasses clean? It drives me fukn nuts because I often ride at night, and I can never see!! :mad:

Is it because I buy any old cheap clears?

wattsy_rules 10-14-04 09:41 PM


How the fuk do you keep your clear glasses clean? It drives me fukn nuts because I often ride at night, and I can never see!!
I have a pair of Rudy Project (clear) glasses and I have never had a problem. They don't fog, and moisture rolls straight off them.

wattsy_rules 10-14-04 09:55 PM

BTW, thanks for sharing your research with the group...I really needed to know the answer

Hitchy 10-14-04 10:27 PM

G'day,

I'm a fan of really el cheapo ridin' glasses...cos I'm the original klutz & keep breakin' 'em....whilst I haven't quite stooped to 'safety glasses' yet.....If they made 'em look just a little less like a doofus.......anyway, I haven't had a problem with 'em foggin'...just slide 'em down the nose if they do!.....However, on the subject d'jour....poohing.....my extensive research has concluded that wattsey suffers from the condition known as 'Bugle Arse'.....

ed073 10-14-04 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
I have a pair of Rudy Project (clear) glasses and I have never had a problem. They don't fog, and moisture rolls straight off them.


Rudy Project Tek Red for night. Awesome....never fog (as long as your moving)

531Aussie 10-14-04 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
Rudy Project Tek Red for night. Awesome....never fog (as long as your moving)

Roughly how much?

ed073 10-14-04 11:00 PM

cupla hund??

Buy 'em on the web...much cheaper. Parker Int'l or one of those.

Results from stage 2?? Anyone????

ed073 10-14-04 11:02 PM

stop looking.....found em

Go Cookey!!!

531Aussie 10-14-04 11:15 PM

A mate just asked me if $180 is a good price for a Met Stradivarius helmet, at the new TFM in Port Melb.

I have no idea

Hitchy 10-14-04 11:22 PM


Originally Posted by ed073
stop looking.....found em

Go Cookey!!!



http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/tour2004/

Cookey, Downing, rex...menzies still in yellow

ed073 10-14-04 11:26 PM


Originally Posted by Hitchy
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/tour2004/

Cookey, Downing, rex...menzies still in yellow


Nice photo of Jonny Clarke titled Will Walker.....d'oh!!

Hitchy 10-14-04 11:27 PM

...hey anyone else here got a CSV race licence?......this years election of directors has gotta be the biggest ***** fight ever!.......makes little john & latho look like amateurs!...I've been getting emails from candidates slagging each other, stuff coming in the mail....candidates are threatening to sue each other..........hope they don't forget what's important under all the ***** they are flinging!

Hitchy

ed073 10-14-04 11:28 PM

haven't had a licence in 6 years......don't miss that sting to the wallet every December!! Which is ironic, coz now I could actaully afford it....

wattsy_rules 10-14-04 11:55 PM


.my extensive research has concluded that wattsey suffers from the condition known as 'Bugle Arse'.....
Yeah, but this bugle arse will be sitting on the warm sand of Noosa this time tomorrow...BTW, I know the wild life around Noosa really wants me...Hey, who wouldn't want a fat old man with a b*tt that can paint the whole toilet bowl brown?? :eek:

Hitchy 10-15-04 12:21 AM


Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
Yeah, but this bugle arse will be sitting on the warm sand of Noosa this time tomorrow...BTW, I know the wild life around Noosa really wants me...Hey, who wouldn't want a fat old man with a b*tt that can paint the whole toilet bowl brown?? :eek:


Had to get in & do this to you before 531, (er sorry, I mean 'Mr. weather geek') gets outta bed....wattsys arse might well be sitting on the beach.......but he'll have a raincoat on!...:D

http://www.weatherzone.com.au/local/...008&pcode=4567

Hitchy

531Aussie 10-15-04 12:30 AM


Originally Posted by ed073
haven't had a licence in 6 years......don't miss that sting to the wallet every December!! Which is ironic, coz now I could actaully afford it....

"Back in my day........."...........

....they didn't even have licenses (1987/88). When I went back for another season in 1992, the guy said: "have you got a license?" I said: "yeah, I suppose", paid my 5 bucks, and joined the race. I didn't know what he was talking about.


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