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#1201
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#1203
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So, the wife and I were Skyping the collegiate son on Monday, and he told us that his girlfriend was heading there for Valentine's Day. My wife then announces that we are "against sex before marriage", which evoked an immediate "We are?" from me, and caused me a huge giggle fit. As she became angry, I was able to squeak out a "I know you are opposed to sex after marriage, but...." before another giggle attack. In order to redeem myself, I told the boy, "After careful consideration, I am opposed to sex before children. You should remain chaste until after your first child". I thought that was precious, but she's still not talking to me.
Enjoy the peace and quiet.
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#1206
Friendship is Magic
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#1207
Still can't climb
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pretty close.
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coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
#1208
Casually Deliberate
More Lewis Black. This time it's Valentine's Day. NSFW because Lewis Black.
#1209
Speechless
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I thought the burning car was there to warm other drivers who were going to be trapped anyway. Like a burn barrel for homeless folk. My first thought was "aren't those Southerners friendly!"
#1211
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They must be some big-time bike hippies in your neck of the woods, 'cause I know that I would get icy stares of death (or worse) if I rolled my bike through a grocery store here or in Brooklyn.
#1212
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i have been thrown out for even peeking inside the main entrance holding my bike.
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coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
#1213
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#1214
serious cyclist
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Snow on 49 states yesterday. Florida, congratulations, we all hate you even more.
#1215
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More Lewis Black. This time it's Valentine's Day. NSFW because Lewis Black.
i was at the show at the pabst theater in milwaukee a few days before this was taped at the the state theater in minneapolis, which looks very very similar.
Last edited by truckstop; 02-14-14 at 10:36 AM.
#1216
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#1217
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#1218
Still can't climb
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who has had a peptic ulcer before?
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coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
#1219
Friendship is Magic
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#1220
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#1221
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...can you actually remove it ? All I ever managed was to rearrange it.
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#1222
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#1223
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#1224
Speechless
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I had to use the snow blower this morning as well. First time this year. Shoveled for 30 minutes, then cranked up the machine. I also counted it as upper body work because I had to wrench it up on top of the berm at the end of my driveway and let it chew its way to the bottom, multiple times. A good time was had by all.
#1225
cowboy, steel horse, etc
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Hey 3a, if that Allez is a little too newfangled for ya, this beauty is on ebay