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Old 07-16-14, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by datlas
What's this thread still doing here? Nothing to see. Move along, move along.
But we're only up to 3 horses.



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Originally Posted by goenrdoug
What's with Fabian: "Oh, hey, I'm gonna split, you guys. I have a thing in a few months I want to get a jump on. Heave a nice rest-of-the-tour..."

Seriously not upping the cool factor for me with that move... At least fake an injury like a soccer player.
Sprinters do it all the time. Nothing new here.
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Originally Posted by Homebrew01
But we're only up to 3 horses.



...I tried to inject some new life with my suggestion that a simple weight limit adjustment upward
would be the answer to so many problems with your disposable bikes, but you guys are all about
the pursuit of lightness at the expense of durability, so I give up.

10 kg minimum for a bike would allow a whole other side of racing to develop........like in the good ol' days.

At least all your plastic bikes will be around for a long time after they break as wall art, impervious to rust.
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Do the cool kids say "Spesh" now? That's what I've learnt from this thread.
Oh no! No wonder I've been ostracized
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Originally Posted by 3alarmer
...I tried to inject some new life with my suggestion that a simple weight limit adjustment upward
would be the answer to so many problems with your disposable bikes, but you guys are all about
the pursuit of lightness at the expense of durability, so I give up.
Troll? Willfully ignorant? Or just plain ignorant?

I've broken 3 steel bikes in my life. All were high end steel. I only rode alloy for a season and hated it. Now it's 15+ years on only carbon without a failure. In fact, there are currently MILLIONS of carbon bikes being ridden on a regular bases and even more carbon forks.

So, yeah. I guess it is unproven technology that only the foolish would buy. (my eyes hurt from the huge roll of them I just did. So huge. Big, huge eye roll it was).
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Originally Posted by bbeasley
I need some 41s math help.

If a spesh assploding at the TDF = 15 pages, how many pages would an assploding Trek equal? Or is spesh becoming the new Trek?
Treks are made in the USA so they don't assplode.
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Do the cool kids say "Spesh" now? That's what I've learnt from this thread.
Oh no! No wonder I've been ostracized
I thought ostriches lived in Africa. Shouldn't you have been Emusculated?
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Originally Posted by 3alarmer
...I tried to inject some new life with my suggestion that a simple weight limit adjustment upward
would be the answer to so many problems with your disposable bikes, but you guys are all about
the pursuit of lightness at the expense of durability, so I give up.

10 kg minimum for a bike would allow a whole other side of racing to develop........like in the good ol' days.

At least all your plastic bikes will be around for a long time after they break as wall art, impervious to rust.
They should all be forced to ride with a set of panniers.
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Originally Posted by RollCNY
I thought ostriches lived in Africa. Shouldn't you have been Emusculated?
Of course. Ha. My mistake
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Originally Posted by Bob Dopolina
Sprinters do it all the time. Nothing new here.
He's not a sprinter though, he's just too fat for tour.
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Originally Posted by lsberrios1
He's not a sprinter though, he's just too fat for tour.
It's because he went for thirds while everybody else stopped at seconds.
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Originally Posted by lsberrios1
He's not a sprinter though, he's just too fat for tour.
The plastic skeletons in high school biology classrooms are too fat for the tour.
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They should all be forced to ride with a set of panniers.
Yes! Eliminate the feed zones!
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Originally Posted by Bob Dopolina
Troll? Willfully ignorant? Or just plain ignorant?

I've broken 3 steel bikes in my life. All were high end steel. I only rode alloy for a season and hated it. Now it's 15+ years on only carbon without a failure. In fact, there are currently MILLIONS of carbon bikes being ridden on a regular bases and even more carbon forks.

So, yeah. I guess it is unproven technology that only the foolish would buy. (my eyes hurt from the huge roll of them I just did. So huge. Big, huge eye roll it was).
...yeah. The guy who's already owned up to being in on the conspiracy at the center of Cabron Fibertm frame production
now comes on and tells me I'm willfully ignorant. The reason you can't roll your eyes is that as a dark dwarf you have a
atrophied ocular musculature from being down there inside the earth in the dark all the time.

............................#moonlanding
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Originally Posted by RJM
They should all be forced to ride with a set of panniers.

....racehorses and jockey weights. Just sayin'.
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Originally Posted by Bob Dopolina
Troll? Willfully ignorant? Or just plain ignorant?

I've broken 3 steel bikes in my life. All were high end steel. I only rode alloy for a season and hated it. Now it's 15+ years on only carbon without a failure. In fact, there are currently MILLIONS of carbon bikes being ridden on a regular bases and even more carbon forks.

So, yeah. I guess it is unproven technology that only the foolish would buy. (my eyes hurt from the huge roll of them I just did. So huge. Big, huge eye roll it was).
Wow. What makes/models/years were the frames you broke? If failure anywhere but at/near weld/braze area I would naturally assume high end steel. Some of those tube sets have pretty thin walls.
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Originally Posted by znomit
Treks are made in the USA so they don't assplode.
Well there was a bit of a brake bridge problem back in the steel days. Maybe b.dop was only riding treks bitd.
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Geez. 16 pages of empty speculation. Global warming caused the frame to asplode. I saw it for myself on Fox News.
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Originally Posted by bbeasley
A quick perusal reveals we've invoked:

Asia
eBay
Kennedy
Clinton
Lance
Ducati
Columbo
Muggers
Yosemite Sam
Guantanamo Bay
Henry Kissinger
Dan Brown
Christ
Christmas
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Of course the above excludes people/entities that might know what happened.

Long live the 41s!
Fox News and global warming were two glaring omissions but I've taken care of that already.
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Originally Posted by Dudelsack
Fox News and global warming were two glaring omissions but I've taken care of that already.
lets not forget:

Ethanol
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chip seal

what else am I missing??
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Originally Posted by Dudelsack
Geez. 16 pages of empty speculation. Global warming caused the frame to asplode. I saw it for myself on Fox News.
Unpossible! Global warming doesn't exist on Fox News.
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Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets
Wow. What makes/models/years were the frames you broke? If failure anywhere but at/near weld/braze area I would naturally assume high end steel. Some of those tube sets have pretty thin walls.

...the simplest explanation, thus most likely, is that at one time Bdop was young, and strong, and rode fast and raced.
This would have been in the days of steel frames. Now, like many of us, he is old and feeble, and couldn't break anything
without the assistance of a sledge hammer. Thus his cabron fiber frames, ridden at 12 mph, seem to last forever.

.......................#bazinga
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Originally Posted by Dudelsack
Geez. 16 pages of empty speculation. Global warming caused the frame to asplode. I saw it for myself on Fox News.
...we both know you were only there for the leg show.
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