Or paraphrased another way to capture the dissatisfaction of our society, " People wanting what they don't have and not wanting what they have".

I tried that, but my Buccaneers are 0-2, lost 56-14 last Thursday. Before they won the Superbowl a decade ago they were referred to as the Suckaneers!

About sex life. Upgrades do make you look sexier. Ladies in our club normally dont chat with a guy unless he has a ultra light carbon bike ideally an aero one with all the latest goodies. Girls love to touch aero bikes. Embarassing tho if an aero macho cant keep up with a 65 year old bloke on a 20 year old alloy bike. Seen it before. So if you upgrade then bring the matching skills with it. Otherwise, NO getting laid and money wasted !!